I need a caption for this image:


If you need to ask who Ross is, or need more information you are of no use to me here.

"The Saddest Day has a black metal riff! It goes like this..."

plain and simple "WHAT THE FUCK!"

here's a couple
"RWARG"
"Fucking Kids"

ross the boss

"he's going felony speed... what the fuck!"
"Stop rolling down the window, what the fuck!"
"Hey guess what movie this is from"
"What the fuck, who moved my car?!?!"

"*gets stuck in own car window*"

100% more rossrosity

ross the casbah

Only Blessed Offal Ross is real....

mitchel.

testROSSterone

rosstrich

Hey....hey.....MITCHELL!

detective ross, private eye

ROSSignol skis

Dusting for finger prints in the practice space after Luke already had the names and addresses, and video of the kids who did it.

i heard he moved to ROSStralia

I heard he's a salad ROSSer

that has to be one of the funniest moments ever. "What the fuck, your messing with shit, how am I going to get the right prints if you keep touching shit!" "What the hell are you going to do with them anyways?" "I'll keep them on record"

The first time I ever officially met Ross was in Fall River. I had been hanging around the new bedford kids for a while at that point but never really had a full on conversation with the guy. Out of the blue, I was standing around at the PAL when I feel a presence. I'm about to turn around and see if anyone was behind me when I hear a low and raspy, "mitchell...".
I spin around to see Ross smile, then scamper off into the other room.
We hadn't even exchanged words before that. We became buds after that day.

Another Ross-tale is told best by Sean Delay. I guess he and Ross were hanging out at Priority in Hanson(?) MA, and Ross decided to investigate the ghosts in the attic. Now, you have to take into consideration Sean is using his Ross voice and unibrow while telling the story.
I guess Ross reluctantly went into the attic while everyone waited down the hall/stairs.
Not 5 minutes later, Ross went sprinting by them and out the front door.
Everyone went outside to see what was up, and he was babbling about poltergeists and ghosts when they caught up to him. If you ever go see Betrayed By All, ask Sean to show you his impression.

hahaha I remember that shit. He was so scared of that attic it was unreal. Me and eric tried to bust in one day and he flipped out trying to keep us out. Funny times. Ross' Sean impersinations are great too... "What the fuck, 10 bucks says"

That story is all wrong. Sean wasn't there for that. It was guys from Beyond the Sixth Seal, and Vengeance in Blood way before either of us knew Ross.

And only Terrence does that story any justice. Ross rules.

In in all fairness to everyone, the attic at Priority was fucking scary.

I think that was the time they went in there with a camera and shit. Ross while scared as hell made it in there a few times. I want to go back to that place and check it out gain.

i kinda miss Ross rambling about stuff. did he ever get a gun? i remember him getting a license to carry one... i just dont remember if he ever went and purchased one.

Oh he got a gun.

thats probably the funniest and best... and possibly worst thing to ever happen to humanity ever. just imagine all of the possible comical scenarios that are now open, because Ross owns a gun.

Ross is a bail bondsman now. He has a Badge too... Yes, Ross has a gun AND a badge.

Like people getting shot?

if I can keep my temper down and not shoot people I am sure adult Ross can haha. He is much more mellow these days.

well... basically all of the scenarios end up with a cap in someone's ass... but HOW it gets there, my friend, is the comical part.

so uhhh... what are you going to use this for once you pick out one of the many rossome things he says?

honestly... "ROSSOME!" in huge neon 80's lettering would be the perfect caption for that pic.

"it's tough being wicked metal"

"THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!!"

in all honesty, aaron had the best photoshop pictures of ross ever.


i still appreciate that birthday comment of rossisms.