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returntothepit >> discuss >> a fight starts during your bands set... by breakfreect on May 19,2008 9:44am
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toggletoggle post by breakfreect at May 19,2008 9:44am
what do you do?

i'd say at least stop playing, if not try and break it up. but i want some other opinions before i confront this band. they thought it was best to take their super cool wireless mics, approach the fight, and watch as they continued to play...



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 19,2008 9:45am
Did you pay the band to work security? No?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 19,2008 9:46am
i'd say congradulate yourself on a good show. thats what i look for during my gigs.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 19,2008 9:46am
play eye of the tiger.



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at May 19,2008 9:47am
The band didn't fight so what ever. If I was in a band I'd keep on playing... maybe the singer can shout something over the mic as we carry on. No point in some dumb ass fight ruining someone else's good time.



toggletoggle post by breakfreect at May 19,2008 9:49am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
i'd say congradulate yourself on a good show. thats what i look for during my gigs.


i didn't book the show, FYI



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 19,2008 9:50am
my comment had nothing to do with booking the show. i just meant playingwise.



toggletoggle post by breakfreect at May 19,2008 9:51am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
play eye of the tiger.


hahaha. this is definitely the best response




toggletoggle post by breakfreect at May 19,2008 9:51am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
my comment had nothing to do with booking the show. i just meant playingwise.

gotcha, sorry for the misunderstanding



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 19,2008 10:00am
I usually never notice anything going on. Times that we've noticed we've stopped and called everyone assholes. Other times we found out in hindsight.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at May 19,2008 10:03am
we keep playing unless someone physically insists we stop.
not everyone in the room is turning their attention to the fight when it breaks out, so why disapoint those who are still there to enjoy the music?
I nearly started another fight in NH one time. A fight broke out 15 seconds into our set and we just kept playing since we noticed that people were still headbanging(haha).
next thing I knew someone was clenching the shit out of the back of my neck. I turned around and figured it was going to be some knucklehead wanting to pick a fight too, so as I turned around to hit whoever this sneaky sammy was with my mic I saw it was some distressed looking old feller trying to tell me to stop.
c'est lavie.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at May 19,2008 10:41am
I don't notice fights. I have a small case of stage fright I guess, so if I'm facing the crowd then my eyes are usually closed or looking down or something. I'd just keep playing though. As DYA said, I'm not security, I'm in the band playing so why the fuck should I stop?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 19,2008 10:45am
yeah we've had fights break out before, just keep playing. give them an epic soundtrack.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at May 19,2008 10:50am
"THIS IS SPARTA!"



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at May 19,2008 10:52am
aaron_michael said[orig][quote]
we keep playing unless someone physically insists we stop.
not everyone in the room is turning their attention to the fight when it breaks out, so why disapoint those who are still there to enjoy the music?
I nearly started another fight in NH one time. A fight broke out 15 seconds into our set and we just kept playing since we noticed that people were still headbanging(haha).
next thing I knew someone was clenching the shit out of the back of my neck. I turned around and figured it was going to be some knucklehead wanting to pick a fight too, so as I turned around to hit whoever this sneaky sammy was with my mic I saw it was some distressed looking old feller trying to tell me to stop.
c'est lavie.


hahaha sneaky sammy. I agree with you though.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 19,2008 10:59am
The way I figure it, if you've got an instrument in your hand, it's not your fault. Just keep playing, and let the crowd police the fight on it's own. Never get off the stage. Fights are generally just a cry for attention, if you stop the show so everyone can gaze at the spectacle then you're just giving right into it.

I saw an All Out War show at the El N Gee one time where the craziest fight ever broke out. I don't know how it started but a bunch of the bouncers got beat up, and at one point it seemed like everyone was either fighting, on the floor, or running away except for myself and like 4 other dudes who were still dancing (while dodging the fight) and having a great time. All Out War saw us having fun and never stopped playing even after they killed the PA.

On the flip side of that I've seen bands like Cannae, and Diecast (who seemed to always have fights at their shows back in the day) not stop playing during fights, but 9 times out of 10 they'd say something to break up the fight. It usually worked.

Some bands just don't want fighting at their shows, and they'll stop. That's respectable to a degree. But a lot of those bands take it as an opportunity to grand stand, and show off preaching a bunch of I'm-better-than-you bullshit that they don't even stand behind. It's also a shitty situation to be in because just because a kid won a fight doesn't necessarily mean he's the asshole in that situation. I've seen situations where some douchebag will run around punching girls, and then get beat up for it, and the band (who has no idea what's going on) chews out the kid who beat him up just to make a point, and look cool.

Or you could always pull an It Dies Today, storm off from the show during a fight (even though its your last song), tell everyone you're never playing there again (even though 2 people are fighting out of the 100+ people that are there), accept an apology from the kid who fought, tell him it's no big deal and shit happens, and then turn around and make a self righteous speech on the internet about it the next day. You could do that.



toggletoggle post by cav nli at May 19,2008 11:14am
last time a fight broke out during our set i threw my guitar and jumped in the middle of it. but that was because i saw a good friend of mine being dragged out of the pit by his head by some drunk asshole. but i mean, i dunno i think its respectful to always stop playing condiering someone could get hurt. but i think it also depends a lot on the venue/situation. if its a club its the clubs responsibility to break it up. if its at a vfw hall or something i think its responsible for the band to stop and let the promoter settle things. usually fights at these types of places end up leading to the end of shows at that venue, which always sucks.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 19,2008 11:21am
If I was in your situation, I probably would have done the same thing. haha There's always an exception.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 19,2008 11:22am
sometimes stopping does some good. Some kids stop hitting people when the music cuts because they don't have a sweet soundtrack to look tough to.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at May 19,2008 11:32am
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
my badcat and earcandy transform into high calibur weapons, by which i can neutralize any fracus on the dance floor.







toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 19,2008 11:38am
I stop playing. So I can masturbate.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 19,2008 11:39am
I blindside whoever's losing the fight with a steel chair.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 19,2008 11:41am
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
I stop playing. So I can masturbate.


you havent learned to masturbate while playing? what the fuck kinda musician are you.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 19,2008 11:41am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Or you could always pull an It Dies Today, storm off from the show during a fight (even though its your last song), tell everyone you're never playing there again (even though 2 people are fighting out of the 100+ people that are there), accept an apology from the kid who fought, tell him it's no big deal and shit happens, and then turn around and make a self righteous speech on the internet about it the next day. You could do that.

wtf does this look like? north reading?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 19,2008 11:42am
[May 19,2008 11:32am - corpus_colostomy]

brian_dc said:my badcat and earcandy transform into high calibur weapons, by which i can neutralize any fracus on the dance floor.





HAHA...yess...my gear that I do not yet have will do that...I hope...if I ever get it

I love paying for things that never get made!



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 19,2008 11:43am
goddamn, I want a transformer amp rig now.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 19,2008 11:44am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
I stop playing. So I can masturbate.


you havent learned to masturbate while playing? what the fuck kinda musician are you.


m4y-b u can sho me how sumt1m3 QT lawlerz.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at May 19,2008 11:49am
I rip off my shirt to reveal the explosives that I am strapped with. I then scream "Jihad! Jihad!" and blow the entire place including myself to smithereens.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 19,2008 11:52am
I make sure I have the Bat Symbol queued up next to my rig, in case danger strikes.



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at May 19,2008 12:08pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
I make sure I have the Bat Symbol queued up next to my rig, in case danger strikes.


I lol'd



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 19,2008 12:09pm
its always good stay involved in community events.



toggletoggle post by DYA is NLI at May 19,2008 12:18pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
I blindside whoever's losing the fight with a steel chair.


GO FOR THE DQ.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 19,2008 12:19pm
*retains title*
-RichHorror



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at May 19,2008 12:22pm
DYA%20is%20NLI said[orig][quote]
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
I blindside whoever's losing the fight with a steel chair.


GO FOR THE DQ.




toggletoggle post by DYA is NLI at May 19,2008 12:23pm



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at May 19,2008 12:25pm
who cares about fighting--what is way more intense is when dood's be farting up at shows. so brutal. i have been to a couple of shows where the dancfloor clears because of a lower GI explusion.



toggletoggle post by CraigForACurse  at May 19,2008 12:26pm
updates from Autobot Amplification:
"brians optimus prime and psyscream cabs are being made as we speak. we're just having a bit of trouble keeping the decepticons from destroying the lab during post production."



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 19,2008 12:27pm
[May 19,2008 12:25pm - corpus_colostomy]
who cares about fighting--what is way more intense is when dood's be farting up at shows. so brutal. i have been to a couple of shows where the dancfloor clears because of a lower GI explusion.


Cav was bragging about these activities on friday



toggletoggle post by cav nli at May 19,2008 12:41pm
HAHAHA i love farting at shows. no one ever knows its you.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 19,2008 1:03pm
I've never seen anybody stop fighting just because the music stops. That's why I'm kind of opposed to the whole idea of it. Two people who are pissed at eachother with music are still going to be pissed without it.

Jay from Feed us Fetus got kicked out of Fat Cats for spraying fart spray. It was absolutely rancid.



toggletoggle post by ctb0derpatrol at May 19,2008 1:10pm
i think ill start eating more feta cheese and saurkraut based foods before shows



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 19,2008 1:10pm
Everything I ever learned about show etiquette I learned from Ric Flair.



toggletoggle post by ctb0derpatrol at May 19,2008 1:18pm
everything i learned about show etiquette i learned from yuckmouth



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 19,2008 1:31pm
i pull down my trousers and hope a fist lands in my beckoning anus.



toggletoggle post by madoakdevin nli at May 19,2008 1:34pm
if a fight breaks out durring a show, you probably like shitty music. beat yourself up for liking hardcore.



toggletoggle post by cav nli at May 19,2008 1:35pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Everything I ever learned about show etiquette I learned from Ric Flair.


AMEN! or should i say WHOOOO!!!!



toggletoggle post by DJ DEATH at May 19,2008 11:27pm
Thats why hardcore sucks. Metal Forever!



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at May 19,2008 11:51pm
start playing Eagles' covers so everyone just commits mass suicide.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 20,2008 8:27am
"I just hate the fuckin Eagles man."



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at May 20,2008 8:37am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
"I just hate the fuckin Eagles man."


get the fuck out of my cab!



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at May 20,2008 8:42am
cav%20nli said[orig][quote]
HAHAHA i love farting at shows. no one ever knows its you.
YOu must fart like a girl.



toggletoggle post by cav nli at May 20,2008 9:16am
wait girls fart?



toggletoggle post by BSV at May 20,2008 9:17am
TAKE IT OUTSIDE!
I think Sexcrement has stopped once for a fight only cause a close friend of ours was involved and Adam jumped right into the middle of it. Another time in Oswego, NY we just let the fight happen and watched 20 dudes beat on each other in a cyclone that spun outside.



toggletoggle post by BSV at May 20,2008 9:18am
Catfights though deserve upmost attention, praise and admiration though.



toggletoggle post by CMTAIB at May 20,2008 9:20am
you will yell turtle power.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 20,2008 10:45am
cav%20nli said[orig][quote]
wait girls fart?


only skeevy stoners fart.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at May 20,2008 12:07pm
Girls definitely fart in their sleep.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 20,2008 12:09pm
cool girls definitely fart



toggletoggle post by DYA is NLI at May 20,2008 12:20pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
cav%20nli said[orig][quote]
wait girls fart?


only skeevy stoners fart.


THIS DUDE SAID HE'D FUCK A SHEEP!!!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 20,2008 12:23pm
Wasn't the original title for this sketch 'What If Gay People Farted'?



toggletoggle post by cav nli at May 20,2008 12:35pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
cool girls definitely fart


backed. i always respect a girl that will do a put in front of the boys.



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at May 20,2008 12:52pm
my baby momma used to rip some mean farts that would have me looking at her weird.



toggletoggle post by cav nli at May 20,2008 2:34pm
dont look at her weird! give her a kiss



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 20,2008 3:24pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
cool girls definitely fart


one of the hottest things i've ever seen was my ex sitting completely naked on my bed saying "i'm going to fart in front of you" and then doing it and laughing hysterically.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 21,2008 8:57am
I walked in the gym locker room the other day, and there was a naked old dude who looked like an overstuffed pillow ripping the loudest, wettest fart ever.

I haven't eaten solid food since.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 21,2008 9:09am
I'm happy this is about farting now



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 21,2008 10:48am
farts make everything better.



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