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returntothepit >> discuss >> i love by reaper on Apr 4,2008 12:59pm
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toggletoggle post by reaper at Apr 4,2008 12:59pm
thers this great band called hatebreed they are so cool. my mom says I cant listen to cradle of the filth but i like them, behemoth too, they are watered down just enough for daddy to let me go to the show. I love them all. I like local bands too can I go see a local band with you guys on this page. I love local bands because i support local bands and all of there messages. Mommy says no but daddy says okay but i am just making all the local bands rich but buying the cds and t shirt, I love the doors to and dimmu burger they are really tough to play on guitar hero.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 4,2008 1:03pm
something is terribly awry with rttp today

these jokes are supposed to be funny



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Apr 4,2008 1:04pm
clean up your room.

no hatebreed until you finish your homework.

stop eating all of your father's toaster strudel.




toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 4,2008 1:05pm
Good post, would read again.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 4,2008 1:15pm
Hatebreed > Life



toggletoggle post by GEORGE ZIMMER at Apr 4,2008 3:05pm


HELLO, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. JUST NOW, A MENTALLY INSANE MAN NAMED ERIC BAUMAN STOLE A SUIT FROM MY STORE AND CLAIMED IT WAS HIS. IN NO TIME, MY MASSIVE MANHOOD MISSILE TORE OUT OF MY FRESHLY TAILORED PANTS, KNOCKING HIM TO THE GROUND. THE LOOK OF FRIGHT IN HIS EYES CAUSED MY LOVE MACHINE TO TINGLE, AND WITH MY OBLITERATED PANTS LAY STREWN ABOUT MY ANKLES, I CHARGED AT HIM WITH THE FEROCITY OF A FREIGHT TRAIN. THE LOOK THAT GRACED HIS TEARFUL EYES AS MY PULSATING POWER PUMP RUSHED TO MEET HIS FACE WILL CAUSE ME RUMBLING LAUGHTER FOR MANY A YEAR TO COME. SCARED AND HELPLESS, HE TRIED TO RUN BUT IT WAS FUTILE AS HE GOT A TASTE OF MY COLLOSAL COCK CANNON CRASHING ACROSS HIS CRANIUM, KNOCKING HIM ACROSS THE FLOOR, THROUGH SEVERAL DESKS, AND FINALLY CRASHING HIM AGAINST THE WALL, WHERE I STOOD OVER HIM RELEASING A MULTITUDE OF MANJUICE, DROWNING HIM IN MY RICH PROTEIN SHAKE. THE COPIOUS AMOUNT OF CORN SYRUP FROM MY PULSATING POWER PACKED PUBIC FLESHMEAT FLOODED THE STORE AND SEVERAL NEARBY STREETS, INJURING HUNDREDS AS THEY TRIED TO FLEE. I GUARANTEE IT.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Apr 4,2008 3:08pm



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 4,2008 3:15pm
thuringwethil said[orig][quote]
stop eating all of your father's toaster strudel.


damn you, you spoke the sacred words. now i'm going to have strudel on the mind until i fiendishly devour one.



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