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returntothepit >> discuss >> get your geek on by ellesarusrex on Apr 2,2008 1:13pm
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toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 2,2008 1:13pm
http://www.gk2gk.com/

im considering a profile specifically to document the dating techniques of a trekkie.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Apr 2,2008 1:16pm
diabolical.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 2,2008 1:17pm
you should break a trekkie's heart and see how he reacts.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Apr 2,2008 1:18pm
wonder if he would break out the captain's log?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 2,2008 1:19pm
that site was better when it was call fatchicksinpartyhats.
I thought they were going with backne.com. guess not.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 2,2008 1:25pm
corpus_colostomy said[orig][quote]
wonder if he would break out the captain's log?
i can't tell if you mean break out the captain's log as in whip out his dick or write about the heartbreak in a captain's log style diary.





toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 2,2008 1:54pm
im pretty sure he probably calls his cock the captains log anywhoo.. im also quite sure if i joined this site id have some pretty amazing message within 5 minutes. do i smell a new holladaddy ...holladorkie? maybe ill get my very own dwight k. schrute.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Apr 2,2008 1:56pm
assistant manager?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 2,2008 1:57pm
assistant to the regional manager



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Apr 2,2008 1:59pm edited Apr 2,2008 1:59pm
set up em and knock em down rev!



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Apr 2,2008 2:05pm
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
im pretty sure he probably calls his cock the captains log anywhoo.. im also quite sure if i joined this site id have some pretty amazing message within 5 minutes. do i smell a new holladaddy ...holladorkie? maybe ill get my very own dwight k. schrute.


incorrect, i call my cock george takai...obv.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 2,2008 2:05pm
user name suggestions?



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Apr 2,2008 2:06pm
gary coleman



toggletoggle post by kadooganonymous at Apr 2,2008 2:11pm
Call yourself Princess Leia and then talk about how much you love Star TREK. Then watch their heads explode via webcam as they try to cope with the fact that yes, an attractive woman is talking to them, but they're getting Star Trek and Star Wars confused. KAPLOOEY.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 2,2008 2:13pm
kadooganonymous said[orig][quote]
Call yourself Princess Leia and then talk about how much you love Star TREK. Then watch their heads explode via webcam as they try to cope with the fact that yes, an attractive woman is talking to them, but they're getting Star Trek and Star Wars confused. KAPLOOEY.
that's a great idea



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 2,2008 2:19pm
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
user name suggestions?


babykiller
placenta guzzler
fetus puncher
infantguts regurgitator
son of pedobear



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at the library at Apr 2,2008 2:23pm

bennyhillifier



I've always been partial to The Gorn, myself.



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at Apr 2,2008 2:28pm
I like Pedobear...

or

"Don't you dare wack off to this picture of me you greasy nerd..."



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 2,2008 2:28pm
i just tried to make my location the city on the edge of forever. they said no,... boooooooooooooo also.. the gorn wins.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 2,2008 2:33pm
corpus_colostomy said[orig][quote]
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
im pretty sure he probably calls his cock the captains log anywhoo.. im also quite sure if i joined this site id have some pretty amazing message within 5 minutes. do i smell a new holladaddy ...holladorkie? maybe ill get my very own dwight k. schrute.


incorrect, i call my cock george takai...obv.
but george is gay



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 2,2008 2:34pm
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
user name suggestions?
buffalo herpie!

actually, i liked holladorkie. that was a funny one.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Apr 2,2008 2:42pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
corpus_colostomy said[orig][quote]
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
im pretty sure he probably calls his cock the captains log anywhoo.. im also quite sure if i joined this site id have some pretty amazing message within 5 minutes. do i smell a new holladaddy ...holladorkie? maybe ill get my very own dwight k. schrute.


incorrect, i call my cock george takai...obv.
but george is gay


im comfortable with that. VERY comfortable with that...



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 2,2008 2:46pm
kadooganonymous said[orig][quote]
Call yourself Princess Leia and then talk about how much you love Star TREK. Then watch their heads explode via webcam as they try to cope with the fact that yes, an attractive woman is talking to them, but they're getting Star Trek and Star Wars confused. KAPLOOEY.


I remember when my girlfriend in high school showed up in my classroom dressed like Princess Leia - two weeks AFTER we broke up. I wanted to hang myself.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 2,2008 5:26pm
way too much of an effort needed to create a profile haha. nope.



toggletoggle post by s.axl.beckett at Apr 2,2008 5:35pm
I like star trek and I have to bring it up to girls like I have an STD or something. But if you think about it it is really not that different from telling a girls that you listen to death metal exclusively.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 2,2008 5:57pm
i dont mind guys that are into star trek..sci fi and such.. i love sci fi... and i actually choose to read it over visual entertainment.. i probably should actually be on that website.. hahaha. i just dont like ugly dudes with acne that wear cargo shorts and socks under flipflops with tshirts from hot topic with slogans on them such as... "i see dumb people" also i think magic the gathering is a definate negative.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 2,2008 6:42pm
s.axl.beckett said[orig][quote]
I like star trek and I have to bring it up to girls like I have an STD or something. But if you think about it it is really not that different from telling a girls that you listen to death metal exclusively.


LOL

My girl thinks I'm the biggest nerd on the entire planet. D&D, metal, and computers - a powerful trifecta. Backed up by sci-fi, fantasy fiction, and comic books, no less. It's only my terrifying sexual prowess that keeps her around. (That and the leg irons.)



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 2,2008 6:47pm
i read comic books about mice with weapons and wear costume hats when i clean my house. and spend my days watching cartoons and posting on rttp.. i think id be better off as a dude..



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 2,2008 6:52pm
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
i read comic books about mice with weapons and wear costume hats when i clean my house. and spend my days watching cartoons and posting on rttp.. i think id be better off as a dude..


This is me futilely resisting the urge to ask you what comic book you're referring to.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Apr 2,2008 6:53pm

im considering a profile specifically to find a woman who reads comic books and looks exactly like winona ryder.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 2,2008 6:54pm
mouseguard <3
mice templar.

also i am very much into the fables. 1001 nights of snowfall being my fave.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Apr 2,2008 6:54pm
Fables is wonderful. My heart belongs to the Walking Dead though.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 2,2008 6:58pm
zombie storylines dont interest me..but i often skim the artwork of the walking dead..



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Apr 2,2008 7:04pm
the zombie stuff is pretty much just a setting. the story is phenomenal. Wasteland is another good read.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 2,2008 7:34pm
i need to spend more time lurking on comics. i find something amazing about owls and snakes as villains and mice using matchboxes as beds,



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Apr 2,2008 7:40pm
I threw a profile on there just to see what I get for responses. I did the same with a BBW site and it can be hilarious.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Apr 2,2008 8:08pm
i've been curious about mice templar. does it come out every 4 months like every other Image book?



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 2,2008 8:18pm
sinistas said[orig][quote]
I threw a profile on there just to see what I get for responses. I did the same with a BBW site and it can be hilarious.


http://hiddenrobot.com/MICETEMPLAR/

bi-monthly



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 2,2008 8:24pm edited Apr 2,2008 9:36pm
sinistas said[orig][quote]
I threw a profile on there just to see what I get for responses. I did the same with a BBW site and it can be hilarious.


i debate it i joined/already deleted okcupid ..they have fun surveys.. and ridiculous people. creeeeeeeeeeeeeepin.



toggletoggle post by Y_Ddraig_Goch  at Apr 3,2008 11:13am
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
i read comic books about mice with weapons and wear costume hats when i clean my house. and spend my days watching cartoons and posting on rttp.. i think id be better off as a dude..


marry me


I jest...I have a dishwasher already




toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 3,2008 11:15am
hahaha a dishwasher. i hate doing the dishes.. there you go... theres my flaw.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 3,2008 11:20am
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
i need to spend more time lurking on comics. i find something amazing about owls and snakes as villains and mice using matchboxes as beds,
i love owls. i've been collecting all kinds of owl things to give to my baby when she is born.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Apr 3,2008 11:20am
http://www.sweetongeeks.com/

this is the one for me, no fucking two ways about it



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 3,2008 11:24am
another thing about owls as villains: when i was a kid i wrote a short story about animals who had to fight an evil owl. it ruled.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 3,2008 11:27am
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
i need to spend more time lurking on comics. i find something amazing about owls and snakes as villains and mice using matchboxes as beds,
i love owls. i've been collecting all kinds of owl things to give to my baby when she is born.




OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWLS<33

the mohawk trail probably has some amazing owl and wolf things.. i need to go there when the weather is more perfect and get a headdress and a dream catcher with a vicious wolf cross stitched into the center.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 3,2008 11:28am
thuringwethil said[orig][quote]
http://www.sweetongeeks.com/

this is the one for me, no fucking two ways about it


nice touch.



toggletoggle post by Y_Ddraig_Goch  at Apr 3,2008 11:34am
isn't there an awesome movie with a giant evil owl wizard.


something nemo, something to do with mice trying to rescue their dad or something other


I remember it was awesome when I was a kid





toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 3,2008 11:37am
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
i need to spend more time lurking on comics. i find something amazing about owls and snakes as villains and mice using matchboxes as beds,
i love owls. i've been collecting all kinds of owl things to give to my baby when she is born.




OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWLS<33

the mohawk trail probably has some amazing owl and wolf things.. i need to go there when the weather is more perfect and get a headdress and a dream catcher with a vicious wolf cross stitched into the center.
is that your tattoo, or just a picture of an owl tattoo someone has? that's pretty fucking awesome. i need to check out the owl things the mohawk trail has to offer.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Apr 3,2008 11:38am



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 3,2008 11:42am
the secret of nimh



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 3,2008 11:42am
that is my tattoo.



toggletoggle post by Y_Ddraig_Goch  at Apr 3,2008 11:42am
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
the secret of nimh



thank you

I always remember awesome movies but not their titles.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 3,2008 11:46am
how about the peanutbutter solution?? i went on thinking that was a dream my entire life.. a horrible nightmarish dream i had as a child. but apparently its a comedy that came out in 1982. i had no idea.. wasnt very humerous to me as a kid i guess.. but my sons father had the same "nightmares" when we researched it we found that movie... its about a solution made of peanutbutter to make a kids hair grow they keep him in a crib up high.. and they use the hair that grows to make magic paintbrushes.. theres a witch.. and people walk through paintngs... CREEEEEEEPIN



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 3,2008 11:51am
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
how about the peanutbutter solution?? i went on thinking that was a dream my entire life.. a horrible nightmarish dream i had as a child. but apparently its a comedy that came out in 1982. i had no idea.. wasnt very humerous to me as a kid i guess.. but my sons father had the same "nightmares" when we researched it we found that movie... its about a solution made of peanutbutter to make a kids hair grow they keep him in a crib up high.. and they use the hair that grows to make magic paintbrushes.. theres a witch.. and people walk through paintngs... CREEEEEEEPIN
ha, i remember that movie. it was the star attraction at my cousin's birthday party back in the 80s when we were little. i was probably 6 or 7 at the time. the only part i remember is when the kid had a wig glued to his head and some other kid ripped it off his head when they were playing baseball. i remember feeling so bad for the kid.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 3,2008 11:51am
that movie was creepis



toggletoggle post by Y_Ddraig_Goch  at Apr 3,2008 11:52am
That's like me with fern gully

to this day I keep having dreams of flying around on a bat in the rainforest being chased by a bull dozer

but I haven't seen the movie since I was two



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 3,2008 12:07pm
i need to have an old creepy childhood movie watching marathon.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 3,2008 12:09pm
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
that is my tattoo.
super cool



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 3,2008 12:12pm
thanks.. not finished yet, stoked on it though,, the other knee will have a decapitated wolf head above it. same artist. shawn macdonald magentic tattoo loveland colorado.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Apr 3,2008 12:16pm
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
i need to have an old creepy childhood movie watching marathon.


the dark crystal.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 3,2008 12:45pm
the dark crystal is def on there.. lets do it up. get drunk and watch all the movies that gave us nightmares as wee ones.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Apr 3,2008 12:51pm
alright I'll post these in a seperate thread, I don't wanna clutter this one with youtube videos.



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Apr 3,2008 12:55pm
i just purchased Dark Crystal AND Labyrinth for my gf for her birthday.....and the best bf in teh werld award goes to....



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Apr 3,2008 12:59pm
you.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 3,2008 1:01pm
the dark crystal is one of my favs.
labyrinth < legend.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 3,2008 1:05pm edited Apr 3,2008 2:22pm
brian froud is an incredible artist..under the owl is all brian froud artwork.. from his fairie books though not from those movies.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Apr 3,2008 1:07pm



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Apr 3,2008 1:31pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
the dark crystal is one of my favs.
labyrinth < legend.


+2

"sit...talk with me...i value your thoughts."



toggletoggle post by kadoogasaurus rex at Apr 3,2008 2:08pm
Marry me, ellesaurus. I don't have a dishwasher and will wash them myself if you sit and watch Tom and Jerry with me all day. I'M SO LONELY.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 3,2008 2:14pm
hahahahaa



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 3,2008 2:21pm
i just had to do a bunch of dishes and im not a very happy camper. tom and jerry isnt on the top pf my list. im more of a spongebob (which i am currently watching) type of gal



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 3,2008 2:27pm
i almost called my boss spongebob this morning.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 3,2008 2:29pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
i almost called my boss spongebob this morning.


what for? is he a holy man with jaundice



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at Apr 3,2008 2:48pm edited Apr 3,2008 2:49pm
thanks for posting Meet the Feebles. I will have nightmares tonight....



toggletoggle post by kadoogasaurus rex at Apr 3,2008 3:26pm
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
i just had to do a bunch of dishes and im not a very happy camper. tom and jerry isnt on the top pf my list. im more of a spongebob (which i am currently watching) type of gal


Let's meet halfway and watch Ren and Stimpy.

Anybody watch Chowder on Cartoon Network? Friggin hilarious.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 3,2008 3:29pm
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
tom and jerry isnt on the top pf my list.


is that possible? Tom and Jerry holds a special place in my heart. one of my all time favorite episodes is the Thanksgiving dinner one. their comedic genius spawned another classic,



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 3,2008 3:39pm
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
i almost called my boss spongebob this morning.


what for? is he a holy man with jaundice


no, but his name is bob and a couple other people in the office were talking about a spongebob project they are working on here, so i almost called him spongebob.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 3,2008 3:40pm
kadoogasaurus%20rex said[orig][quote]
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
i just had to do a bunch of dishes and im not a very happy camper. tom and jerry isnt on the top pf my list. im more of a spongebob (which i am currently watching) type of gal


Let's meet halfway and watch Ren and Stimpy.
great cartoon. i used to tape every episode back when i was a kid and had nothing better to do.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Apr 3,2008 4:07pm



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 3,2008 4:08pm
kadoogasaurus%20rex said[orig][quote]
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
i just had to do a bunch of dishes and im not a very happy camper. tom and jerry isnt on the top pf my list. im more of a spongebob (which i am currently watching) type of gal


Let's meet halfway and watch Ren and Stimpy.

Anybody watch Chowder on Cartoon Network? Friggin hilarious.


its a deal.. ren and stimpy wins over spongebob anyday!!



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Apr 3,2008 4:20pm
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
how about the peanutbutter solution?? i went on thinking that was a dream my entire life.. a horrible nightmarish dream i had as a child. but apparently its a comedy that came out in 1982. i had no idea.. wasnt very humerous to me as a kid i guess.. but my sons father had the same "nightmares" when we researched it we found that movie... its about a solution made of peanutbutter to make a kids hair grow they keep him in a crib up high.. and they use the hair that grows to make magic paintbrushes.. theres a witch.. and people walk through paintngs... CREEEEEEEPIN


wow! no one has ever believed me that this movie exists. we're talking like 20 years. i think i'm gonna pass out...



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Apr 3,2008 4:30pm
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
the dark crystal is def on there.. lets do it up. get drunk and watch all the movies that gave us nightmares as wee ones.


throw in the Last Unicorn, Return to Oz, and Krull.

and btw Rev, i can't get Tangerine Dream outta my head now. "Legends can be now and forever..."



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 3,2008 5:03pm
DomesticTerror said[orig][quote]
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
how about the peanutbutter solution?? i went on thinking that was a dream my entire life.. a horrible nightmarish dream i had as a child. but apparently its a comedy that came out in 1982. i had no idea.. wasnt very humerous to me as a kid i guess.. but my sons father had the same "nightmares" when we researched it we found that movie... its about a solution made of peanutbutter to make a kids hair grow they keep him in a crib up high.. and they use the hair that grows to make magic paintbrushes.. theres a witch.. and people walk through paintngs... CREEEEEEEPIN


wow! no one has ever believed me that this movie exists. we're talking like 20 years. i think i'm gonna pass out...


yupp. mostly my reaction.. i have to get a hold of it. i honestly want to say i even rented this from the library back in the day.



toggletoggle post by SlyATNFAC   at Apr 3,2008 9:38pm
thuringwethil said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier


wow that was way funnier than i remember.



toggletoggle post by kadoogasaurus rex at Apr 4,2008 12:46pm
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
kadoogasaurus%20rex said[orig][quote]
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
i just had to do a bunch of dishes and im not a very happy camper. tom and jerry isnt on the top pf my list. im more of a spongebob (which i am currently watching) type of gal


Let's meet halfway and watch Ren and Stimpy.

Anybody watch Chowder on Cartoon Network? Friggin hilarious.


its a deal.. ren and stimpy wins over spongebob anyday!!


Cool. Meet me by the swing set during 2nd recess. If that's no good we can meet by the twisty slide, but its kinda outta my way.



toggletoggle post by kadoogasaurus rex at Apr 4,2008 12:47pm
I just realized I changed my name to end the same way yours does. I swear I didn't do it on purpose, I'm not REALLY that lonely.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 4,2008 2:45pm
kadoogasaurus%20rex said[orig][quote]
I just realized I changed my name to end the same way yours does. I swear I didn't do it on purpose, I'm not REALLY that lonely.


i thought it was a nice touch.. us both being being dinosaurs and all...



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Apr 4,2008 2:47pm
kadoogasaurus%20rex said[orig][quote]
I just realized I changed my name to end the same way yours does. I swear I didn't do it on purpose, I'm not REALLY that lonely.


Yeah yeah, and everything else.



toggletoggle post by kadoogetnam at Apr 5,2008 11:47am
I CAN'T HELP MYSELF, OKAY?!?



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