I just found out throgh some buddies that are good friends with atilla from mayhem that the whole dead thing was faked and he actually goes by a different name now and everything. It was supposed to be a big deal and money maker but it flopped so they moved on and hes actually living. They talk with him all the time and everything.

Well that's all the proof I need.

haha, nice.

hahahaahahaha

if its on the internetz it must be true!

Dead was actually Joe Walsh. True fact.

I always thought that picture looked kinda fake...

how did the knife end up ON TOP of the rifle after he shot himself?





I KNOW I KNOW, I'M KIDDING!

Dead was actually Bill Brasky.

I saw the man eat a bible whole while downhill skiing.

he thinks the iron man is gay...

Bill Brasky once took me to an empty lot. He said to wait, and sure enough, a bar was built around us. After we had some drinks at the bar, he burned it to the ground because he said he liked leaving things the way he found them.

Dead is actually the reverend.

what do they call him now..........Alive?

He's illin' with Tupac, countin up theys phat staxx

i don't believe all this. Where is the photographic evidence?

I heard he makes a living sucking dildos to make people laugh. fucked up, eh? I know...

get over it, dude

that's his last name. his name be dead alive

I heard he's in iraq killing US soldiers.

he was killed by terrorists, not suicide. the terrorists also shanked euronymous and framed varg vikernes.

i disbelieve i disbelieve i disbelieve

Dead was sure no Bill Braskey, I tell ya that much. BILL BRASKEY played a steel guitar made from a 2 ton IRON BEAM. Theres only man I knows able to do that ... BIIIIILLL BRASKEYYYYY.

I have an ear of corn in my underpants.

...

BILL BRASKEY!!

He breast feeds John Madden...!

They she's the same but she isn't the same

I'M WEARING AN ADULT DIIIAPER.

TO BILL BRASKEY!