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returntothepit >> discuss >> BLING BLING SPLAT by dftg on Mar 21,2008 11:47am
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toggletoggle post by dftg at Mar 21,2008 11:47am
OH man...so I'm at work right now, and I just finished cleaning up a big mess...this ghetto-fabulous thug came in this morning to pick up the gixxer 600 he was getting repaired. Well, he decided to pay for the repairs in cash, and it was $1700. BLING BLING! out come the FAT STACKS, all over the counter, waving it in the faces of us lowly, non-drug dealing types. Following this was a tirade about the fact that we couldn't give him a discount on the service, as if he needed one. After leaving the shop, disgusted by the fact that we would actually force him to PAY FOR GOODS AND SERVICES RENDERED LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE DOES, he expresses his distaste by redlining his engine as soon as he gets on the bike in parking lot, shooting off immediately into a wheelie, losing control of the bike and dropping it on its side, breaking everything that had been repaired and even more, and also breaking his shoulder.

After this, his wife, who had driven him to the dealership, came in and ranted for a few minutes about how irresponsible he is.

Around that time I started to smell something distinctly akin to the bitter odour of divorce.

I don't normally gloat over people's misfortunes like this, but when you wave $1700 in my face as if its nothing, and generally treat me like I'm less than you, well, I lose respect for you pretty fast. I'll tell you what though, I've never cleaned up spilled oil with a great big smile on my face before.

G-MONEY IN DA HOUSE Y'ALL!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 21,2008 11:49am
holy shit that made my fucking day. it iiiis a good friday!



toggletoggle post by dftg at Mar 21,2008 12:01pm
all this happened before 10:30...man, I thought I ws gonna be bored today.



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Mar 21,2008 12:10pm
Thats awesome!



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Mar 21,2008 12:42pm
haha fuck that guy... where do you work?



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Mar 21,2008 12:43pm
Yeah, where do you work? Can you give me some personal bike repair services? I have a Loncin 1550 CC dirtbike that needs minor work to get running...



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 21,2008 12:50pm
that's a great story. i like when bad things happen to people who deserve it.



toggletoggle post by dftg at Mar 21,2008 12:50pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
that's a great story. i like when bad things happen to people who deserve it.


Me too.



toggletoggle post by dftg at Mar 21,2008 12:51pm
regarding where I work, check your PMs. I don't like to give out that much personal info online.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 21,2008 12:51pm
it's a rare occasion. usually shitty things happen to people who don't deserve it and good things come to shitty people.



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Mar 21,2008 12:51pm
I dont have PMs :(



toggletoggle post by dftg at Mar 21,2008 12:52pm
um...idk then



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 21,2008 12:55pm
I love stories where dickhead customers try to get smart, and end up making an ass of themselves. The fact that he seriously injured himself is the polish on the trophy that this story deserves.



toggletoggle post by bradmann   at Mar 21,2008 1:30pm
bwahahaha what a fool.

karma's funny like that.



toggletoggle post by GodlessRob at Mar 21,2008 1:53pm
Pm me also I need some work done on a couple of my bikes and my quad, it's sounds like you guys know your suzukis.
Oh and fuck that stupid nigger on the rice rocket. Karma is a bitch huh?



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Mar 21,2008 1:59pm
DFTG: if I were to email you or something, before I waste my time, you are capable of fixing my bike?



toggletoggle post by dftg at Mar 21,2008 2:02pm
yeah, before you guys waste your time, I don't think I can really get any discounts on repair work for anyone. sorry, I'd help you out if I could.



toggletoggle post by dftg at Mar 21,2008 2:05pm
Nobody who works here really likes the gsxrs, what we see when we look at a gsxr is job security. More meatheads and assholes buy, crash, and subsequently need repairs on gixxers than any other bike.

There's nothing wrong with those bikes, they just seem to be the choice of morons.

Does anyone here have those pictures of the guy who crashed his gsxr1000 into a taco bell at 150 mph and went right through one wall and came out the other side?



toggletoggle post by GodlessRob at Mar 21,2008 2:13pm edited Mar 21,2008 2:14pm
don't really give a shit about discounts bro. I have an 04 volusia that needs some preseason tuning up. You would never know it was rice. I have nothing against rice, except for the rockets. They make way more reliable bikes. It's funny, most of my bro's roll on HD and in the summer I can just sit at a light and watch all my friends have to pull over cause they are over heating! They still bag on me for having rice but when I'm cruising and their home wrenching, I laugh. You guys wrench Harley's'? I have one of those also, needs a clutch.



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Mar 21,2008 2:21pm
I dont really need a discount, just reasonable prices and timley repairs...

Mines not like fucked u from crashes or anything, I just havn't maintained it in years and wanna get it running again...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 21,2008 2:23pm
awesome!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 21,2008 3:17pm
thats awesome, those are rare situations.



toggletoggle post by dftg at Mar 21,2008 3:50pm
We'll definitely work on anything suzuki here. Kinslayer, what year/model is your harley? Tell me more about it and I'll ask the technician if we can do it when he comes in on Monday.

Just so you guys know, we're in north central CT. I don't know where you two are from, but I know that's kinda far from some people on this board.



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Mar 21,2008 3:51pm
Oh yeah, thats wicked far...

Nevermind! Thanks anyway though!



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Mar 21,2008 9:14pm
Awesome. What an ass.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Mar 22,2008 1:16pm
Kinslayer said[orig][quote]
Yeah, where do you work? Can you give me some personal bike repair services? I have a Loncin 1550 CC dirtbike that needs minor work to get running...


1550 cc? is that right?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 22,2008 8:33pm
R.D.B. in 5... 4... 3...



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Mar 22,2008 8:50pm
dftg said[orig][quote]

Does anyone here have those pictures of the guy who crashed his gsxr1000 into a taco bell at 150 mph and went right through one wall and came out the other side?


Anybody?



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Mar 23,2008 11:46pm


thug life, y'all.



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