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New site? Maybe some day.
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GAY BLACK MENS ARE GONNA COME INTO YOUR HOUSE THRU UR ROOF
OH NOES!!! |
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Officers conducting surveillance work at an apartment complex spotted Taleon running up the building's walls and turning back flips.
"The officers said, 'We're glad we're not going after him,' " Kunkel recalled. "Lo and behold, after that, he began conducting open-air, hand-to-hand drug sales."
Police arrested Taleon for possessing about a half-ounce of crack cocaine and a loaded .25-caliber automatic handgun. While handcuffed in the back of the moving car, Taleon smashed out the rear window by head-butting it, police said. He then dove through the window and its steel frame, causing $1,800 in damage, Kunkel said.
After landing on his face, Taleon rose to his feet and, while still handcuffed, fled on foot and into a nearby pond, police said.
"He swam across like Flipper, taunting the officers saying, 'You'll never catch me,' " Kunkel said.
Indeed, they didn't. Two officers were injured while chasing Taleon. A week later, he turned himself in. But he didn't return the department's handcuffs, Kunkel said.
Holy crap - he's like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible, only gay, and black. Well, black, at least. |
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SMASHED OUT A COP CAR WINDOW WITH HIS FACE. |
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It's gay black Jason Bourne and his gay black brother. |
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don't 51% of all gay pornos start like this? |
You seem to have researched this thoroughly. |
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The funny shit is that these fags hit 9th and Washington just last week. I work at 10th and Washington. Time for a new job... |
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The funny shit is that these fags hit 9th and Washington just last week. I work at 10th and Washington. Time for a new job... |
They're gonna take yer jerb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HAHA, no use in taunting if you're just gonna turn yourself in, moron. |
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It's the principle of the thing. |
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yeah i mean, technically, they didn't catch him. |
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