I think this will be interesting. Make your list of necessary/wacky shit you would demand if for some reason you reached rockstar status.

- 2 Bowlfuls of only the BURNT Cheez-its.

- carton of smokes, any kind, no menthol

- As much Sam Adams Boston Lager as can fit in a cooler shaped like Eli Manning's slit throat

- Unlimited supply of coffee

- Buckets of weed. If it's not in a bucket I won't smoke it and will tell the concert security that you're trying to corrupt my mind with drugs.

- Kate Hudson. She must follow me everywhere I go while stroking both my ego and my penis, but she's not allowed on the bus and must pay her own fare to get to each gig on the tour.


I'm sure I'll think of more later on. What you fuckers got ?!?

- a mason jar full of the best hippy weed available locally
- a childrens swimming pool full of cafe mocha
- plenty of grapefruits and tangerines
- an accurate (not the eurocentric mercator projection) map of the world drawn in cocaine
- a book of LSD
- chubby blondes

1 K.I.T.T. with working A.I. (and not that gaytarded Mustang they've got passing for K.I.T.T. nowadays).

1 case La Fin Du Monde

1 mason jar of jenkum

1 baby tiger

1 Christine Ricci and 1 Fairuza Balk, both circa 96-98 (I'm flexible on this)

1 Intellivision with AD&D Cloudy Mountain Adventure cartridge

1 box Stouffer's French bread pizza

A lifetime subscription to Watchtower.

1 Hippy (to use for a punching bag)
1oz. to a QP of said Hippy's awesome weed (he won't be needing it)
1 jar of assorted pills (painkillers preferred, but valiums are OK too)
1 stainless steel set of pill inhaling implements (straw, plate, crusher, etc)
1 pair of twin Asian sluts
1 assorted case of fine red wine --if it's under $30 a bottle, fuck off
1 keg of Guinness
1 keg of Newcastle
1 fridge stocked with Dietz & Watson and Boarshead cold-cuts
5 loaves of fresh bread
2 bowls of assorted fresh fruit

I would be a tour manager's worst nightmare.

25 Bratwurst
3 trays of TGIF potato skins
1 box of Little Debbie Peanut Butter Wafers
2 18 packs of Miller High Life bottles
1.75 of Jameson Irish Whiskey
5 gallon bucket full of the local harvest
1 N64 + Goldeneye, Rush 2, Mortal Kombat Trilogy

A panda.

A sad one.

For I shall make it happy.

Don't make local bands pay the bill for the show

oh, and naked pictures of bee arthur

1 space harrier arcade console (like the huge one you sit down in)
1 bucket roasted red pepper hummus w/20 foot diameter pita bread
1 pound GOOD weed
2 copies of amazing spider man #50 (first appearance of kingpin)
1 lifesize replica of han solo frozen in carbonite (made of carbonite)

i'll do you one better...

1 harrison ford dressed as han solo frozen in carbonite. don't worry, he'll be quite well protected

win

especially for the 1st, 2nd and 4th items

one box of baking soda
cold water
one metal teaspoon spoon
12 bic lighters
12 little flower tubes
box of Chore Boy brand copper scrubbies
roll of paper towels
tv with 24 hours of porn
one stereo with Sirius satellite
a room that locks from the inside and can't be entered from the outside without permission

oh, and lots of coke

up for willpower

looks like i killed the thread

LOL

Bagged and backed or THE SHOW'S OFF.

1,000 brown M&M's in a brandy glass.

haha these are awesome.

here's Iggy Pop's, I think it was posted on here a while ago:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstagetour/iggypop/iggypop1.html

there're a shit load of 'em on that smoking gun site. Iggy's is by far the best.