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New site? Maybe some day. 
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But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.
We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.
To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."
I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.
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YEAH WE KNEW IT
MOST WHITE PEOPLE ARE FAGS WITH JEWS IN THE WOODPILE
AND THEY BLAME THE NIGGER
CHUCK SCHULDINER SUCKS OFF YOUNG BOYS
AND MAKES ALBUMS THAT SOUND LIKE JUDAS PREIST ON A BAD DAY
AND THEY BLAME THE NIGGER
BLACK MAN, YOU WILL NOT BE FREE OF THIS BLAME
UNTIL YOU DESTROY THE MEMORY OF CHUCK SCHULDINER: GAY JEW
BLACK POWER! |
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That's pushing it....
I think I want to go buy a black man now. |
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fleshfries said: | I think I want to go buy a black man now. |
IMA GONNA TELL MY RABBI
THAT WHITE PEOPLE IS HATIN ON ME
BLACK POWER!
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Hey reverend why don't you ban this motherfucker??? |
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i love niggers... i think everyone should own one. |
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this heartfelt eulogy is hilarious, dry them tears folks |
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Wow. That's definitely taking things a little too far. |
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its probably from anus.com |
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zyklon said: | Hey reverend why don't you ban this motherfucker??? |
THE REVEREND UNDERSTANDS THE HISTORICAL STRUGGLE OF BLACK PEOPLE FOR RECOGNITION AND COMPASSION AMONG THEIR FORMER SLAVEMASTERS
RESPECT, YO
BLACK POWER! |
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zyklon said: | Hey reverend why don't you ban this motherfucker??? |
Because he is right. Chuck Schuldiner loved the rubbery texture of cold, wrinkley balls on his lips. |
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WTF? This is fucking weak |
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DEATH RULES! |
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NIGGER said: zyklon said:| Hey reverend why don't you ban this motherfucker??? |
THE REVEREND UNDERSTANDS THE HISTORICAL STRUGGLE OF BLACK PEOPLE FOR RECOGNITION AND COMPASSION AMONG THEIR FORMER SLAVEMASTERS
RESPECT, YO
BLACK POWER! |
Seriously, there must be something wrong with you. |
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Chuck Schuldiner is the Lou Gehrig of metal. |
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zyklon said: NIGGER said:zyklon said:| Hey reverend why don't you ban this motherfucker??? |
THE REVEREND UNDERSTANDS THE HISTORICAL STRUGGLE OF BLACK PEOPLE FOR RECOGNITION AND COMPASSION AMONG THEIR FORMER SLAVEMASTERS
RESPECT, YO
BLACK POWER! |
Seriously, there must be something wrong with you. |
yes, he's a nigger
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archaeon said:
YOU BET I AM
BLACK POWER! |
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I agree chuck did have aids, the cancer thing was fake. |
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someone said "that niggger guy is hilarious" |
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er.. meant to add... tonight at a show. |
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It's like watching The Boondocks in rewind mode.
Fucking great.
NOT!
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Death is one of my favorite bands. |
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RichHorror said: | Chuck Schuldiner is the Lou Gehrig of metal. |
Yeah, but didn't get any fuckin speech.
"I'm the luckiest man.......in........THE WOOOOOOOOORRAAAAAWWWWWWWLLLLDDDDDDDD!" |
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OCR said: | I agree chuck did have aids, the cancer thing was fake. |
HE DIED OF PNEUMONIA, OFFICIALLY
THAT'S WHAT KILLS MOST AIDS PATIENTS THESE DAYS
I GUESS THEY WERE AFRAID WE WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
THAT SOMETIMES A (WHITE JEW) NIGGA NEEDS MANLOVE...
RIP CHUCK
A NEW RECTUM
BLACK POWER! |
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Dankill said: RichHorror said:| Chuck Schuldiner is the Lou Gehrig of metal. |
Yeah, but didn't get any fuckin speech.
"I'm the luckiest man.......in........THE WOOOOOOOOORRAAAAAWWWWWWWLLLLDDDDDDDD!" |
That's actually how I felt once he died. |
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RichHorror said:
That's actually how I felt once he died. |
NO MORE CONTROL DENIED ALBUMS
THE WORLD QUAKES AT ITS LOSS
AND IN THE MEANTIME
SOMEWHERE, AN AIDS-INFESTED ANTELOPE POOPS
BEFORE BEING EATEN BY A LION
...AN AFRICAN LION
GOD DON'T GIVE A SHIT
CHUCK DIED OF AIDS
BLACK POWER!
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Your fucking stupid if you knew anything you would know that most gays are black and hispanic it's a proven documented fact that they out beat the whites. Second Chuck was not a jew you stupid fucking nigger his mom was southern and his dad was austrian who studied the jewish religion. Does schuldiner sound jewish to you um no it's austrian ya dumb fucking cunt. Plus chuck don't look jack shit like a jew. |
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Watch out were are everywhere and maybe even playing in your bands.... stupid hick fucks. Go Read a book and learn something rather then to spatter words that are so old and dont mean anything anymore. .. Or just grow up and care about yourself and not others. Live life and not hate life to hurt others! |
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trolls trolling the trolls that trolled them |
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| trolls trolling the trolls that trolled them |
Troll eclipsing |
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This thread was a great behind the music.Anal wasn't Chucks favorite. You learn something new every day. |
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| trolls trolling the trolls that trolled them |
Troll eclipsing |
Ha. Troller eclipse. |
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Remember when Chuck got caught sucking some guys dick at the Milwaukee Metal Fest? |
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| Remember when Chuck got caught sucking some guys dick at the Milwaukee Metal Fest? |
was it pay to play? |
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| Because he is right. Chuck Schuldiner loved the rubbery texture of cold, wrinkley balls on his lips. |
This we know is true. He also liked to have a rendezvous with numerous Haitian boys and low-T Redditors in gas station bathrooms before his later "I wish I was in Judas Priest" shows. Eventually he could no longer ignore the cancers and hepatitis breaking out in his body as a result of his compromised immune system. When the doctors saw how far the full-blown AIDS had progressed, they sighed. They could have saved him if he had come in earlier, but now, there was nothing to do but administer palliative care. Chuck Schuldiner died of AIDS as a result, and now he is in Heaven sucking on wrinkly balls and worm-like penises while listening to classic Cirith Ungol vinyl. |
 
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