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returntothepit >> discuss >> [Maddox] "Fashion Tips For Women From a Guy Who Doesn't Know Dick About Fashion" by FuckIsMySignature on Nov 25,2007 11:37pm
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toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 25,2007 11:43pm
I basically quit reading Maddox but this is the funniest thing he's written in a long time.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 25,2007 11:48pm
what the hell is Hollister



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 25,2007 11:53pm
Just another trendy mall clothing store like all the other ones.



toggletoggle post by fleshfries at Nov 26,2007 6:15am
I read this last week, went to a local mall, saw Hollister and couldn't stop laughing. I wish he'd write more frequently.



toggletoggle post by sever at Nov 26,2007 6:58am
so true. so true.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 26,2007 12:43pm
Read this a week or two ago. Check out the update on that article.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 26,2007 4:07pm
This article would be perfect if he included those retarded furry boots with the fucking pom-poms hanging off them. I hate those stupid things.

The Croc butter mouth vomit thing killed me.



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood   at Nov 26,2007 9:08pm
Tit-curtains!

How come he didn't mention the american apparel t-shirt-dress? And what about leggings? I fucking hate those things. Oh, and capris on men.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 26,2007 9:24pm
Dudes wear capris?



toggletoggle post by fleshfries at Nov 26,2007 9:26pm
That's a scary thought....



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 26,2007 9:27pm
A croc-butter inducing thought.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 27,2007 11:25am
Yeah, those goddamn sack-dresses have got to go. I honestly believe that the only reason those are tolerated is that the fashion industry finally convinced enough women to starve themselves into an Auschwitz-like frame, and then realized that you can't put clothes on a coat rack and make it look good, so they just threw a Glad bag over the whole mess and went home.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 27,2007 12:45pm
pam said:
This article would be perfect if he included those retarded furry boots with the fucking pom-poms hanging off them. I hate those stupid things.


i have a vicious disposition towards those. if a girl is wearing them you can immediately tell what her personality is going to be like. or lack there of.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 27,2007 1:13pm
pam said:
Dudes wear capris?


When Sanity's Dawn played here the bassist was wearing capris with flip-flops!



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Nov 27,2007 1:16pm edited Nov 27,2007 1:17pm
Yeti said:
pam said:
This article would be perfect if he included those retarded furry boots with the fucking pom-poms hanging off them. I hate those stupid things.


i have a vicious disposition towards those. if a girl is wearing them you can immediately tell what her personality is going to be like. or lack there of.


The same concept can be applied to girls wearing leg warmers on top of skinny jeans. Like this...




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 27,2007 1:23pm
That has got to be a shop.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 27,2007 1:26pm



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toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 27,2007 2:20pm
mmm mmm i could really go for a Pabst Light and some corndogs right now.



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Nov 27,2007 2:36pm
pam said:
Dudes wear capris?


When guys wear them, they're called judo shorts.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 27,2007 2:46pm
sinistas said:
pam said:
Dudes wear capris?


When guys wear them, they're called judo shorts.


When in actuality, they're capris. I mean, I'm just saying.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Nov 27,2007 7:58pm
Pam, you've never seen emo fags rockin capri's?



toggletoggle post by Lamp nli at Nov 27,2007 9:14pm
Do German grinders count as emo fags or just German?



toggletoggle post by CMTAIB at Nov 27,2007 9:17pm
Dankill said:
Pam, you've never seen emo fags rockin capri's?


i don't think they count.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Dec 1,2007 1:17pm
you are all fucking homos!



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