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New site? Maybe some day.
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So last friday my buddy decided to throw a party and invited a good number of ppl including me and lucy.
So i get to the party and everyone there is in a toga. So i put down my cooler and take out 2 40oz and a big bottle of das jagermeister.
Soon before i know it the bottle of das jager is empty, cuz lucy drank it all and was completely shattered to the point where she passed out. And woke up puking on 2 of my friends, herself, and my friend's couch.
I was drunk too after 4 beers. No i'm not a lightweight I was just on an empty stomach.
You guys ever get drunk and start hiccupping cuz that was me.
I called lucy the next day and it turns out she blacked out and doesn't remember much of the party |
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Maybe there was a ruffie involved and someone anally penetrating her. |
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lets not talk about ruffie's or whatever that was in the drinks i had. |
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could've been worse. at least the awful waffle was avoided |
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Dr. sphincto said:
I was drunk too after 4 beers. No i'm not a lightweight I was just on an empty stomach.
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lightweight
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atthehaunted said: Maybe there was a ruffie involved and someone anally penetrating her. |
i can see why that would be distressing.
rrrrrrrrrrrrrruffies have rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrridges |
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that was the lamest story ever. |
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Tell you what....I fucked L00cy that night and she moaned like a dog in heat, drunk as hell of course.
Don't believe me? She has a small "inny" mole on the inside of her left thigh. |
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I kept staring at it...the light was uber low but I could sure as shit see that mole. |
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iren_the_viking said: that was the lamest story ever. |
Agreed 100%. |
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I heard Lucy got shitfaced one time and bought a pair of flip flops from American Eagle.
What a debacle. |
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You guys weren't at this party, pussies. |
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Spending a quiet evening doing something other than getting shit faced at a party makes one a pussy?
I'm the biggest pussy alive, for I've never been to a party. The only one I got dragged to, I left after 5 minutes and walked home. |
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i have some wonderful etchings of a bridge you could look at. |
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Where is the point of this story?
"I went to a party and the chick I thought I was going to sleep with drank all my booze and puked."
W-O-W! |
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iren_the_viking said: that was the lamest story ever. |
Tyler and I finally agree on something. |
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Last party I went to me and this little girl passed out completely naked on the bathroom floor. Then we woke up the next morning covered in puke, don't know whose puke though. It smelled like Honey Combs. Then we did lines and took a shower and I went to work.
Now that's a party.
Oh, and the party before that I was fucking my friend's girlfriend while he went out to get Wendys and he came back and walked in the room so I just apologized and left the room embarrassed, though he didn't seem to care. Later on he told me after I left the room he fucked her doggy style while she puked all over the kids bed. |
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now thats a story you didn't need to find five dollars for. |
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Thanx Mike, now thats being a fucking shitbag! You totally pwned it!
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Haha thanks, I do what I can. |
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Moral of the story: don't brag about parties on RTTP unless they're truly ridiculous. |
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sinistas said: Moral of the story: don't brag about parties on RTTP unless they're truly ridiculous. |
No shit. I don't understand what was so special about his story. Sounded like something that happened in highschool that i wouldn't even bother telling a friend who was not at said party. |
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sinistas said: Moral of the story: don't brag about parties on RTTP unless they're truly ridiculous. |
True. I don't even deem last weekend's story of going to a strip club to throw dollar bills at naked midgets with Mark Fucking Richards and Adam Mason worthy of the board. The only other details I'll reveal from that night is that Adam was barking at black people as we were leaving and Mark told a stripper that she smelled like a Yankee Candle store. |
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now if this party involved Das Boot full of Jager and the emptying of a zoo, that would be post-worthy. |
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