canadians screw us at the border.
you buy presents in the usa and bring them to canada and they charge you tax.
if the product was assembled in china, it's extra.

GO NAFTA!

oh and in canada don't get codeine medicine with pseudofed in it.
I made that mistake.
drank a TON of cough syrup trying to get to sleep with out coughing.
of course the pseudofed kept me up all last night sweating, my heart racing.
normal dose of pseudofed = 30mg
what I took = ~400-500mg

horrible night and all I wanted to do was get to sleep with out coughing so damn much.

Druggie.

no I'm not *sniff**sniff*
I can stop when ever I want to.
time to go huff some glade.

the_reverend said:

Hah. Someone tried that line on me once... what a cunt...

may I do a line off you?

it was funny actually...because "someone" kept on waking up to tell me all sorts of things

why do i feel like a drug dealer though?
oh wait...because i told him you didn't need a prescription for codeine in canada and then i bought him 3 different type of codeine meds...

i'm so bad..

all you need to do is take a double dose of nyquill and hit the rack

you'll sleep like a baby and have some of the most fucked up dreams in your life when ever i am sick i take a gulp(not a little cap full or spoon a GULP or GULP AND A HALF) of nyquil and go to bed

he was gulping the codeine

haha

tisk tisk

i was sleeping..well trying to, but he was saying insightful things...it was pretty interesting..unfortunately i was sleepy and didn't catch everything...oh and he was doing the nyquil too i think but i guess the sudafed was overly potent

the worst part is that he STILL has a cough and it's been a week i think...shitty..i thought the heavy canadian drugs would help...but..oh well

Also, don't go to canada if you have a dwi. Me and scott drove all the way up there about a month ago and the god damn frogs booted us. We ended up in Burlington, VT getting as drunk as possible in order to dull our senses enough to block the fact that we were completely surrounded by vicious hippies. That place is like Dover, NH on steroids.

hahahaha actually the funniest border story i have is that someone i know (a jerk) has a restaining order against him and he crossed overto canada..well when he crossed backto the US... they searched his vehicle, interrogated him, intimidated him...basically gave him a hard time
bahaha

When we went back through the US border, the guy was so cool. He was like "We let THEM in dwi or no dwi!," He then proceeded to tell us to go to Burlington where the cab drivers try to make you smoke weed and convince you to sneak over the border to go to some whorehouse. Sweet merciful crap.

yeah the canadian side screwed us too..bastards...Burlington has some cool bars where bands play...but i haven't been there in a few years..as long as you had fun though

Yea we actually saw a really good funk/hiphop type band.

we used to buy ephedrine "tabs"
and take 'em... christ, it was like
being on speed... but now apparently
ephedrine products have been pulled
and are hard to find... humm...

boobtoucher said:

do you remember where?

MyDeadDoll said:

they still hae them here

i dunno if i like them though

http://www.cnn.com/2003/HEALTH/12/30/ephedra/index.html

us to ban ephedra.

yeah i read that this morning

they link to the article on here too

also see a photo of the largest snake when you click above and some NH law too

They shouldn't ban it, they should encourage meathead jackasses to take it more and more often. That shit kills off high school football players like a bug zapper kills mosquitos. Population control mother fuckers, let everybody die. Fuck everything.

I like your thinking.

but your other activities don't do it for me like poking holes in condoms at CVS,
injecting fertility drugs in the water supply,
and getting sorority girls drunk.

I heard you also had a hand in some other incedent....

I'm a big fan of dropping cinder blocks onto the gene pool.

i thought they already banned ephedra...
but you know what they use insterad in
weight loss supplement? it's called something
like sarophro... i dunno... i can't think of it... but
it's a derivitive of the cocoa plant... so they
relaced one harmful stimulant with another...
sneaky bastrds!!

i stick with the safe stuff

amphetemines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just took some!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok i was kidding =)

i think one of my neighbours makes
meth... i wouldn't doubt it... i remeber
when i was in high school, i tried it
and i swear i thought it was draino... ICK

MyDeadDoll said:

~~makes a dumb face at you~~

aw shut up, at least i'm not a junkie...
i grew up and got a college diploma...

dom is a-dick-ted to my devil dick.

the_reverend said:

i dont like the word "dick" and "cock" is dirty..lol

penis is too medical and pee pee is well...childish and also means something else

man i need sleep

/me clicks on carina, points up, clicks sleep

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gets up

finishes working


tries to have sex...unable to

gets frustrated
STOOPID GAME

i go to canada fairly regularly (usually at least 3 times a year... will be more now tho) anyway... ive gone several ways... plane, bus, and driving myself..... the plane was pretty damn easy the two times i went that way... customs was a breeze... and security wasnt really bad.

when i took the bus it was a crap shoot... usually i had no problem.... immigration just asked the normal questions... but there was always some schmuck on the bus who said something stupid or had something in their past and you ended up waiting like 40 mins at the boarder....
once the woman grilled me about who i was going to go see (my friend adrian) she asked me his exact address (thank god i sorta knew it) didnt comprehend that i wasnt 100% sure about the addy (apparently she didnt have friends and didnt understand the idea of them picking me up at hte bus station)... asked me what i did for work (and since canadians dont have april school vacations) she asked me for proof that i was a teacher and employed!!!! (luckily i had my Massachusetts teachers association card in my wallet).... after like 25 mins she let me go with a look of hatred in her eyes


driving over.... omg it was fucking nuts.... #1 it was great cuz there was like no traffic.... the lady asked why i was goin... i said a wedding... she glanced in my car from her booth... didnt even look at my liscense/birth certificate and waved me thru.

coming back the guy was kinda a dick and gave me a hard time cuz i had paper flowers in my trunk from the wedding.... trying to tell me i should of said they were in there in case i had to declare them hahahaha