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returntothepit >> discuss >> ATTN: Sarah Silverman by niccolai on Sep 16,2007 12:24pm
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toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Sep 16,2007 12:24pm
Fart and 'poop' jokes are not funny.

Carlos Mencia called and he said he wants his lack of entertaining ability back.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 16,2007 1:03pm
She's hilarious.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Sep 16,2007 1:11pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:
She's obnoxious.


agreed



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Sep 16,2007 1:28pm
I AGREE WITH DWYER!!!

Sarah Silverman and Carlos Mencia do not belong in the same category. Mencia steals jokes and still isn't funny. At least give Silverman credit for writing those poop and fart jokes.



toggletoggle post by onceuponthecross at Sep 16,2007 1:41pm
They're both wicked funny.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Sep 16,2007 2:11pm
Anyone who thinks Carlos Mencia is funny needs to have their intestines used as fishing reel.



toggletoggle post by onceuponthecross at Sep 16,2007 2:59pm
I wonder why his ratings are so high if he's not funny, weird isn't it?



toggletoggle post by sm nose chief at Sep 16,2007 3:05pm
onceuponthecross said:
I wonder why his ratings are so high if he's not funny, weird isn't it?


dood if youre leaving up to popular vote on who's a good comedian or musician just kill yourself now.




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 16,2007 3:06pm
why does britney sell so many CDs if she isn't talented?



toggletoggle post by onceuponthecross at Sep 16,2007 3:09pm
the_reverend said:
why does britney sell so many CDs if she isn't talented?

We're talking here about comedians not pop crap, ok rev?




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 16,2007 3:20pm
same difference there dude. They get money tossed behind them so that they become popular. With that said, both have their moments. I understand that both are unoriginal and all. sara is "shocking" and and mencia does everything that's already been down with white people and then black people, but now he's doing it with hispanics. pretty soon there will be hundreds of spic-plotation movies like spic-superman and spic-logan's run.



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Sep 16,2007 3:24pm edited Sep 16,2007 3:24pm
Seriously one of the most annoying and stupid people I've ever seen get a TV show.

Carlos Mencia is a joke. He doesn't even need to steal jokes. All he has to do is exist.



toggletoggle post by onceuponthecross at Sep 16,2007 4:03pm
the_reverend said:
same difference there dude. They get money tossed behind them so that they become popular. With that said, both have their moments. I understand that both are unoriginal and all. sara is "shocking" and and mencia does everything that's already been down with white people and then black people, but now he's doing it with hispanics. pretty soon there will be hundreds of spic-plotation movies like spic-superman and spic-logan's run.

So any joke that has to do with race you find it offensive? or the just the ones about whites?
If that's you i can understand why you dont like him





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toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 16,2007 4:11pm
awful.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 16,2007 5:03pm
I think it's funny when you post something and then someone quotes you and just says random jibberish that makes no sense after what you typed.
let me try:
right just says killtaker he said like people's hair need to store granola bars last show long it was the last function but then impossible. get a wicked last metal blah.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 16,2007 5:04pm
that just sounds like your normal jibberish rev.



toggletoggle post by mortalis  at Sep 16,2007 5:05pm
not funny in the slightest.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Sep 16,2007 5:15pm







toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Sep 16,2007 5:53pm
onceuponthecross said:
the_reverend said:
same difference there dude. They get money tossed behind them so that they become popular. With that said, both have their moments. I understand that both are unoriginal and all. sara is "shocking" and and mencia does everything that's already been down with white people and then black people, but now he's doing it with hispanics. pretty soon there will be hundreds of spic-plotation movies like spic-superman and spic-logan's run.

So any joke that has to do with race you find it offensive? or the just the ones about whites?
If that's you i can understand why you dont like him




actually, he's saying that all mencia does is use the same jokes, only replacing white/black with latino. he uses a base formula for easy humor, and lower-level thinking average americans eat it up. which translates into success/$$, just like with pop music crap.
plus, he's notorious for stealing jokes.
btw, Comedy Central is AIDS to standup comedy.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Sep 16,2007 5:56pm
onceuponthecross said:
I wonder why his ratings are so high if he's not funny, weird isn't it?


you wouldn't happen to be hispanic, would you?




toggletoggle post by onceuponthecross at Sep 16,2007 6:17pm
Why you ask?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 16,2007 6:29pm
cause hispanics have to find him funny. well, they don't "have to", but if they want to sit outside homedept looking for work or get la wellfare, they have too. I'm pretty sure you can't get food stamps unless you watch mencia 4xweek.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 16,2007 7:03pm
onceuponthecross said:
Why you ask?


no speaky da inglish?




toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Sep 16,2007 7:23pm
She should have sex with me.



toggletoggle post by onceuponthecross at Sep 16,2007 7:25pm
the_reverend said:
cause hispanics have to find him funny. well, they don't "have to", but if they want to sit outside homedept looking for work or get la wellfare, they have too. I'm pretty sure you can't get food stamps unless you watch mencia 4xweek.

Not that is any of your business im not. so you're saying all hispanics who live in the US are illegal? because that'd be really fucked to say, plus you're calling puerto ricans parasites, damn.




toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Sep 16,2007 7:38pm
i was just curious. the few people i've heard defend Mencia have all been hispanic. that's all.
and the Rev's just being silly. he does that. a lot.



toggletoggle post by onceuponthecross at Sep 16,2007 7:50pm
DomesticTerror said:
i was just curious. the few people i've heard defend Mencia have all been hispanic. that's all.
and the Rev's just being silly. he does that. a lot.

I agree with you, probably a lot of hispanics defend him for some reason. Most jews are, it doesnt suprise me.




toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Sep 16,2007 8:00pm
right after the Joe Rogan incident, on Mencia's myspace there was like a hundred hispanic people leaving him comments like, "what's wrong with stealing jokes, anyways?" it was hilarious. latinos defending stealing on a public forum. way to reinforce negative stereotypes, guys...



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Sep 16,2007 8:03pm
most jews are what? defending Mencia, or you mean they tend to defend other jews?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 16,2007 8:16pm
jews defend their own pocket, oi vey...
and all the puerto ricans I know are named victor. at least from the one that I know.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Sep 16,2007 10:47pm
Jim Norton fucking rules



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Sep 16,2007 11:08pm edited Sep 16,2007 11:08pm
Jeff Dunham.

Sunday, September 23.

Watch it.

Amazing.



toggletoggle post by tbone_r nli at Sep 17,2007 12:14am
i love her show, but i cant watch more than 10-15 minutes of her standup at a time. the whole 'shock-comment' thing gets old fast.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Sep 17,2007 2:19am
the_reverend said:
right just says killtaker he said like people's hair need to store granola bars last show long it was the last function but then impossible. get a wicked last metal blah.


japanese-english translation?




toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 17,2007 2:35am
I bet if we all ate granola and backpacked everywhere we could understand Aaron.



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Sep 17,2007 3:37am
sacreligion said:
the_reverend said:
right just says killtaker he said like people's hair need to store granola bars last show long it was the last function but then impossible. get a wicked last metal blah.


japanese-english translation?



Right? what the fuck are you trying to say here ,Rev?



toggletoggle post by deadlikemurf  at Sep 17,2007 6:15am
eatabullet.com



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 17,2007 7:28am
Wow..are you guys really that slow or did u not read all the posts? Rev posted that as gibberish bcz this "once uponacrossperson" quoted him and went on to type things that had nothing to do with what rev typed. I also love how this person LOVES carlos mencia and then the rev posts similar jokes and calls him fucked up and racist. Moron.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 17,2007 7:59am
unless it's a roast, demitri martin, the daily show/colbert, or a carto



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Sep 17,2007 9:57am
BobNOMAAMRooney said:









toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 17,2007 10:38am
wait wait wait, i can't believe that anyone on this Earth finds Sarah Silverman and Carlos Mencia worthy of anything but a firing squad. they are exactly what is wrong with comedy today. they are talentless, obnoxious wastes of air time. its fucking sickening.



toggletoggle post by Mess at Sep 17,2007 10:39am
jews are funny to look at
mexicans are funny to look at too



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Sep 17,2007 10:47am
the_reverend said:
why does britney sell so many CDs if she isn't talented?


b/c at least Britney has a nice rack to make up for it. Sara silverman is gross and beyond obnoxious, her promoting her new season, those are some of the worst things i have ever seen. When she's w/the horse and she goes " I bought this to match my outfit".. ughh shut the hell up



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 17,2007 11:23am
britney's got a nice rack? maybe a 30-rack...


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Sep 17,2007 11:46am
i fail to see that as "fat" like everyone else is flipping out and claiming. you guys would all nail that, given the opportunity of her tossing her naked vagina at you.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 17,2007 11:50am
I would not.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Sep 17,2007 11:59am
Yeah, I think I would have to pass on that as well. Not hot. Not hot enough.



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Sep 17,2007 12:14pm
who tries to pick fights with the operator of the forum?




toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Sep 17,2007 12:16pm
succubus said:
Wow..are you guys really that slow or did u not read all the posts? Rev posted that as gibberish bcz this "once uponacrossperson" quoted him and went on to type things that had nothing to do with what rev typed. I also love how this person LOVES carlos mencia and then the rev posts similar jokes and calls him fucked up and racist. Moron.


hey now, i did know that but was just commenting on the fact that it sounded like something written in english you'd find over in japan. i was making a funny like carlos mencia, because racism is hilarious!

http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-engli...s/other-funny-english-mistakes.html



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 17,2007 12:47pm
thegreatspaldino said:
you guys would all nail that


correctamundo. i would fuck her in a heartbeat.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 17,2007 12:48pm
i think she is fucking hot in that picture.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 17,2007 12:55pm
To sum up:

I like Sarah Silverman's comedy; haven't seen the show much, though. Her twist on the Aristocrats joke is epic and full of win.

Carlos Mencia is a bottom-feeding, no-talent hack, and is the cancer that is killing /C/omedy Central.

And Jim Norton is the funniest motherfucker alive. Crinkle crinkle!



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Sep 17,2007 1:41pm
Fortran motorbike burrito maker express train to Blockbuster Video escape hatch if the wind is tasty racism facebook knucklepuck fortnight when the elephant working on a new formula time the thirty fourth power IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 17,2007 2:07pm
Truly, 'tis well over 9000.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 17,2007 4:45pm
DestroyYouAlot said:
To sum up:

I like Sarah Silverman's comedy; haven't seen the show much, though. Her twist on the Aristocrats joke is epic and full of win.

Carlos Mencia is a bottom-feeding, no-talent hack, and is the cancer that is killing /C/omedy Central.

And Jim Norton is the funniest motherfucker alive. Crinkle crinkle!


I agree with most of these statements. Jim Norton may not be the funniest man alive, but he is fucking hilarious. Sometimes Jeffrey Ross can be funnier...it would be interesting to see them "battle" each other. Does that happen in Comedy, or just rap? Comedy battles would be sick.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Sep 17,2007 5:20pm
Rice krispie treat deicide fulcrum episode national baseball roger williams park zoo apples tie fighter magic ski resort lost trolley impossible unicorn opposed girl hat night



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 17,2007 5:24pm
Half of the posts in this thread remind of "It's the End of the World As We Know It" by R.E.M.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Sep 17,2007 5:26pm
half of my posts in this thread remind me of looking at the keyboard and coming up with words for the first letter I saw.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 17,2007 5:40pm
onceuponthecross said:
the_reverend said:
cause hispanics have to find him funny. well, they don't "have to", but if they want to sit outside homedept looking for work or get la wellfare, they have too. I'm pretty sure you can't get food stamps unless you watch mencia 4xweek.

Not that is any of your business im not. so you're saying all hispanics who live in the US are illegal? because that'd be really fucked to say, plus you're calling puerto ricans parasites, damn.



Most hispanic people think Puerto Ricans are parasites anyway. The way that Puerto Ricans typically speak Spanish is easily compared to how Ebonics is to English.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Sep 18,2007 7:50am
I always could have sworn Sarah Silverman was funny, but since I've seen her show I'm thinking maybe I was grossly mistaken.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 18,2007 9:52am
pam said:
I always could have sworn Sarah Silverman was funny, but since I've seen her show I'm thinking maybe I was grossly mistaken.


Check out "Jesus is Magic," or her segment in "The Aristocrats."



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 18,2007 10:36am
DestroyYouAlot said:
pam said:
I always could have sworn Sarah Silverman was funny, but since I've seen her show I'm thinking maybe I was grossly mistaken.


Check out "Jesus is Magic," or her segment in "The Aristocrats."


and see just how wrong you were Pam. you'll kick yourself in the ass for watching it and wish for those minutes of your life back.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Sep 18,2007 12:49pm
MarkFuckingRichards said:


Most hispanic people think Puerto Ricans are parasites anyway.


People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 18,2007 12:54pm
niccolai said:
MarkFuckingRichards said:


Most hispanic people think Puerto Ricans are parasites anyway.


People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.


What Puerto Rican you know can afford a glass house?



toggletoggle post by pam   at Sep 18,2007 6:04pm
I have seen the aristocrats and she wasn't that great...the mime was funnier than her. And he's a mime.



toggletoggle post by demondave at Sep 18,2007 11:27pm



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Sep 19,2007 3:53pm



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Sep 19,2007 4:02pm
Lewis Black owns everyone here.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 19,2007 4:28pm
DT: idk... same topic and dane cook did it better on the car door.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 19,2007 4:29pm
the second one was close... but not THAT close.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Sep 19,2007 4:58pm
Dane Cook = not funny. FACT.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 19,2007 5:02pm
Also, forgot to mention: Sarah Silverman? At full force in the vagina, mouth and ass. FO SHO.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Sep 19,2007 5:04pm
I like poop jokes.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 19,2007 9:02pm edited Sep 19,2007 9:03pm
Bill Hicks is the sure way to go. I'm sure he's spinning in his grave over the bullshit being mistaken for comedy these days.



toggletoggle post by vein_water   at Sep 19,2007 9:08pm
Sara Silverman is the funniest person from NH, which actually doesn't take much.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 20,2007 10:37am
largefreakatzero said:
Dane Cook = not funny. FACT.


i 100% agree. he is another waste of time.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 20,2007 10:39am
George Carlin and Bill Hicks are the best.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Sep 20,2007 2:26pm
Bill Hicks is bloody rubbish too, ye poppin' flankers.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Sep 20,2007 2:30pm
George Carlin definitely kicks ass.

As far as Dane Cook:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/dane_cook_parlays_new_burger_king

All you need to know.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 20,2007 3:18pm
hahahaha that was incredible.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Sep 20,2007 5:58pm
the_reverend said:
DT: idk... same topic and dane cook did it better on the car door.


i'm just reporting, not saying i believe either side.
my personal feelings on dane cook? i'm not a fan. his material is so-so at best, BUT he has put standup comedy back on the map.
if anything i'm sick of him because of the glut of dane wannabes that i have to sit through night after night. it can be awful sometimes.




toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Nov 6,2007 11:18pm



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Nov 6,2007 11:25pm
I've never seen Sarah Silverman's show, but fart and poop jokes are hilarious. I've laughed at farts and poop since I was 2 and I'll never grow out of it.



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Nov 6,2007 11:27pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:
George Carlin and Bill Hicks are the best.

Agreed.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 6,2007 11:30pm
the_reverend said:
I think it's funny when you post something and then someone quotes you and just says random jibberish that makes no sense after what you typed.
let me try:
right just says killtaker he said like people's hair need to store granola bars last show long it was the last function but then impossible. get a wicked last metal blah.


Just as a note, I've been using this as my signature on another board since it was posted.



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toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!  at Jun 23,2010 12:06am
As Johan Krauser II says, "All you need is the bottom half".



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 23,2010 12:50am
Ryan_M said[orig][quote]
AUTOPSY_666 said:
George Carlin and Bill Hicks are the best.

Agreed.


double agreed x2



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