Hello.
I was voted fastest drummer in my state 2 years running but couldn't find a solid band so I'm throwing my eggs in a basket and moving to boston and auditioning bands for my services. Please leave links to your most incredible music recording on my email and I'll contact YOU!!!!
Looking for a mix of Black,Death,Hardcore.
southdakotaskins@hotmail.com

This was given to me to post by my buddy Jay. He is as advertised and he is nasty!

i'm the fattest drummer in wyoming

what band was he in?

who? where the hell is south dakota? such as, the wyoming.

It'll sound like Killswitch Engage on 78 speed.

Damn I am Massachusetts fastest guitar player and i'm moving to South Dakota. That sucks we could have collaborated on a Doom band.

why don't you head to titsmcgee's thread. He's naive enough to believe that you're real.

sure you can play fast, but can you croon?

thank you for that.

I bet it was a blue-grass band.

More good drummers are a good thing.

I didn't know there were drums in South Dakota...

They are made out of hay from the farm.

grim

I am right up there with Rick Allen myself.

I am the fastest drummer in MA with drumsticks, chicken drumsticks that is.

another drummer john gillis will destroy

yeah, what Brad said. Everyone is playing second to John.


The dude who was in Psyopus for awhile is pretty boss too, but Gillis wins.

gillis won, you mean.
untill he went to cali.

I am the fastest guitarist on my street.
Although, Keith Richards lives on my street, hes famous but hes slow.

the_reverend said:


*throws laptop*

rilly said:

You are a fag.

brian_dc said:


The dude from Psyopus is currently in the UK recording an album with TESSERACT. Fuckin A!

http://www.myspace.com/tesseract

hes recording with tesseract? damn!

On the myspace page if you scroll down there's videos of him tracking drums.

Hey guys...I'm the second fastest xylophone player in Brockton,Mass.
Dont worry! i run that shit through a big muff...so its HEAVY. Looking to
hook up with some openminded jammers! I bring the noise!

rilly said:




"lol"

This works just as well

I'm the fastest drummer in MA and NH and I don't even play drums.

That's what I should put in an ad if I'm ever looking to play bass for another band.

ArrowHead likes Pie said:

greg or the 2nd guy?

john is back Rev, back from the DEAD!! reallt yhough, he came back last week

sxealex said:


I think the original drummer. Not the guy with real short hair.

oh ok... i was gonna say... guy wasnt too great compared to greg. plus hes nice.

actually looking now I don't know if it IS still him in Tesseract. I know when he first put it together as a real band to record he posted that he was working with the former drummer of Tesseract. Now though, it seems to be someone named Jay Postones. Was he in Psyopus, or is it a different drummer now?

HAHAHHAHAHAHA JOHN GILLIS BEST DRUMMER IN MASS???
WOW YOU GUYS ARE MISINFORMED

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pROEtW2UGCc

one handed roll owns you all

http://youtube.com/watch?v=e7TzWrKso4I&mode=related&search=

i think roddy might have beat this record last year... but still.

mangini doesn't count...too national

death metal said:

gillis can do that. roddy is better than gillis, but once Steve Austin doesnt pay Roddy, he wont be living in Mass anymore...

My drummer eats pussy better than anyone i've ever met.

paganmeganinhell said:


Please god, tell me your drummer is a chick. And that you have videotape.

I play a mean oboe!

The fastest ever really.


I eat pussy better by the way!

is this swisgaar from dethklok? dude, stay with dethklok

i meant pickles. either way you're fucked

i play a mean skin flute.

The Hand Organ

It's an ugly guy but the way I see it a big dig is all it takes to get me bent over.

paganmeganinhell said:

I meant dick.....Oooops. I am blonde and stupid so you could see how I'd make that mistake

Clearly my impersonator has proven their intelectual superiority by making such digs (no pun intended) and through inept spelling.

I'm also interested in seeing what their IP is and how that matches with other perpetrators' feeble attempts at online harassment.

haha right? they could at least do some research and try to resemble the one they are mocking.

Hey Yeti, We should set up a show, you guys back to playing yet?

whats up duder. no, due to many conflicting band issues it doesn't look like it will be happening anytime soon, if ever. there are however other prospects in the fetal stage, hopefully they will come to fruition soon.

Right on man, keep me updated, sounds interesting.

fruition?

Big word from ya.

Ha Ha Ha!!!!

Fruition? Isn't that like Suffocation?

I'm the slowest drummer in MA

death metal said:

Roddy doesn't do WFD.

i can piss faster than anyone this side of the mississipp... anyone care to challenge?

FuckIsMySignature said:


Giving lots of golden showers, huh?

i bet Goro is the fastest drummer in the subterranean realm of Shokan.

Well the Guiness book of World Records Fastest drummer is still Boston's own Mike Mangini i believe. It insists he's as fast as a hummingbird.