http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?ID=71309&type=1&page=1

thats was funnier than I expected. coicidently its not much worse than most of the other rap coming out these days.

that was completely ridiculous... wtf was he saying?

something about boardgames i think

just about every single rapper sounds like they have Down Syndrome.

I can't look at this at work, but the place we recorded at had recorded a retarded rapper. I wonder if it's the same guy.

before anyone sais it... Rap was never good, and I don't care what underground hiphop you listen to. No exceptions.

Not on my rttp.

NICCOLAI, YOU'VE GOT THAT ENORMOUSE JAY LENO JAW WHICH MOST PEOPLE DON'T FIND ATTRACTIVE BUT THAT LARGE JAW ALLOWS ME TO CRAM EVERY FAT INCH OF MY GROIN EGGPLANT DOWN YOUR THROAT WHILE TEARS STREAM DOWN YOUR FACE AS YOU TRY TO LIPSYNCH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. IF YOU BLACK OUT, I JUST FLIP ON SPORTSCENTER AND CRACK OPEN A PABST ON YOUR BUCK TEETH. I GUARANTEE IT.

GEORGE ZIMMER said:

.. I could take it.

HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. YOUR MOTHER MAY HAVE BEEN BLESSED MORE TIMES BY THE SACRED WHITE RIVER OF MY PELVIC PALADIN, BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO GIVE ME THE GREEN EYE OF JEALOUSY, MY COCK-LOVING CAVALIER. BETWEEN US, TONIGHT WILL BE RELIGIOUS RAPTURE, FOR YOUR ANAL CLEFT SHALL BE MY GREAT SEA, AND I SHALL BE ITS MOSES, CLEAVING ITS MIGHTY CHOCOLATE OCEAN TO MAKE WAY FOR THE SAFE PASSAGE OF MY TESTICULAR TRIBE, HAVING BEEN GRANTED MEPHITIC FREEDOM FROM THE TYRANNY OF ENSLAVEMENT BEHIND A LOCKED PROSTATE. TO DO THIS, I WILL READY MY LONGIUS TO PIERCE YOUR BACKSIDE’S SACRED DOMAIN — YOU WILL SCREAM FIRST IN PAIN, THEN IN PASSION AS ITS STEEL-LADEN GIRTH STRETCHES AND RIPS THE FABRIC OF YOUR MORTAL INNARDS, DISIMBUING YOU OF YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS, LEADING YOU TO A HEAVEN, THEN REVIVING YOUR FEELING OF PHYSICAL REALITY LIKE A ONCE-CRUCIFIED JESUS RETURNING TO EARTH. I GUARANTEE IT.