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returntothepit >> discuss >> Bad metalcore band names by Samantha on Jun 19,2007 6:02am
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toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jun 19,2007 6:02am
Why do metalcore band names have to be so long? It's like you're not cool enough unless the name of your band is an entire sentence.

Make up your own stupid/terrible metalcore band names and post it. It will be hilarious.



toggletoggle post by i_am_lazy at Jun 19,2007 8:51am
I Don't Know the Purpose of This Thread



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jun 19,2007 8:51am
All of them



toggletoggle post by i_am_lazy at Jun 19,2007 8:56am
They're All Bad, You Know



toggletoggle post by cmtaib at Jun 19,2007 9:00am
i know we aren't metalcore or bad, but if we were cut my throat as i bled is up there with horrible names (at least thats what all the scene kids say in their threatening messages to us)



toggletoggle post by captain fishfuck at Jun 19,2007 9:01am
A shitty name? hmmmmm...........children of bodom, man of war, the list goes on and on



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 19,2007 9:04am
Darkening on my Hearts Final Wish (sic, missing apostrophe intentional)
Beyond all Hope for Lost Honor
Tearing Down Girlfriend's AFI Posters As I Cry

did I do it rite?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 19,2007 9:12am
You're Off My Top 8... The Band
TeeHee and the LOLs
The Devil Wears Corny Ass Shit They Stole From Their Sister's Closet
It Dies Today



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jun 19,2007 10:17am
I think it has to have the words "Dying", "Blood", and "Ashes" or "Buried" in it.

Ex:

Death from Dieing by Blood of Ashes that are Buried.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 19,2007 10:23am
I think "This is You" pretty much sums it up. (Practice your Google-fu if you haven't seen it; highly worthwhile.)

death before dying on a twisted river that's bleeding
from seasons when dying days burn in the slumber of watered-down okra shell burn leaf
all-american doorknobs
xxkillyouxxxxon
evening dawn dashers when a river runs through it
xskullgobletx
autumn falls of a godless winter death that is burning with a hornless unicorn



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 19,2007 10:24am
metal_church101 said:
I think it has to have the words "Dying", "Blood", and "Ashes" or "Buried" in it.

Ex:

Death from Dieing by Blood of Ashes that are Buried.



usually also has the following:

As, If, From, Before, After, Beyond etc etc.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 19,2007 10:34am
My Breath On Glass is one of the worst names i've ever heard.
how about:

My Beating Heart Beneath the Floorboards
This Agonizing Betrayal
I Farted and It Came Out
Tear Stains On My Pillow
Crying Myself To Sleep



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jun 19,2007 12:56pm
ALL OF THEM SUCK!!



toggletoggle post by MadOakDevin  at Jun 19,2007 2:07pm
i can't wait for the ignorant responses to this post from this one:
slayer.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Jun 19,2007 4:24pm edited Jun 19,2007 4:24pm
Isn't it good that they have gay band names? If you bought a record by a band called "Rotting Entrails" and it was metalcore wouldn't you be pissed off?
The gay names are like warning signs for straight people to stay the fuck away.



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Jun 19,2007 5:16pm
deep knee bends in the pickle patch
medium iced regular
as my sunburn peels
...dot dot dot...
emotional prisms
who ate the last Rice Crispy Treat?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 19,2007 6:01pm
I thought metalcore bands had three word names.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jun 19,2007 6:03pm
Is that a written or un-written rule or code?



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jun 19,2007 6:45pm
DestroyYouAlot said:
I think "This is You" pretty much sums it up. (Practice your Google-fu if you haven't seen it; highly worthwhile.)

death before dying on a twisted river that's bleeding
from seasons when dying days burn in the slumber of watered-down okra shell burn leaf
all-american doorknobs
xxkillyouxxxxon
evening dawn dashers when a river runs through it
xskullgobletx
autumn falls of a godless winter death that is burning with a hornless unicorn


This video is the greatest thing since sliced bread.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jun 20,2007 5:59am
RichHorror said:
I thought metalcore bands had three word names.


They have "evolved".



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 20,2007 7:30am
Samantha said:
RichHorror said:
I thought metalcore bands had three word names.


They have "evolved".


Like Pokemon?

"Undying Putrescence Before the Fall of Summer's Autumn Ashes, I choose you!"



toggletoggle post by fishcakes at Jun 20,2007 7:56am
PANTERA



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jun 20,2007 8:54am
FuckIsMySignature said:
metal_church101 said:
I think it has to have the words "Dying", "Blood", and "Ashes" or "Buried" in it.

Ex:

Death from Dieing by Blood of Ashes that are Buried.



usually also has the following:

As, If, From, Before, After, Beyond etc etc.


As Long As We're Living, We're All Dying
that was a band right?



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jun 20,2007 8:58am
DestroyYouAlot said:
I think "This is You" pretty much sums it up. (Practice your Google-fu if you haven't seen it; highly worthwhile.)

death before dying on a twisted river that's bleeding
from seasons when dying days burn in the slumber of watered-down okra shell burn leaf
all-american doorknobs
xxkillyouxxxxon
evening dawn dashers when a river runs through it
xskullgobletx
autumn falls of a godless winter death that is burning with a hornless unicorn


d00d they really bring the m0$h, and plus this girls gonna be there who i want to kiss she wears really cool cloths.



toggletoggle post by timmy porphyria at Jun 20,2007 9:09am
Josh_Martin said:
Isn't it good that they have gay band names? If you bought a record by a band called "Rotting Entrails" and it was metalcore wouldn't you be pissed off?
The gay names are like warning signs for straight people to stay the fuck away.


ha ha. So true.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 20,2007 9:26am
xanonymousx said:
As Long As We're Living, We're All Dying
that was a band right?


as long as we're all living, we're all dying was an awesome band though, and far from metalcore.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jun 20,2007 5:14pm
Every day I hear a new one and they just get worse and stupid. They are starting to sound like stupid movie names.



toggletoggle post by MadOakDevin  at Jun 20,2007 5:16pm
xanonymousx said:

As Long As We're Living, We're All Dying
that was a band right?


chump




toggletoggle post by Mike_Giallo   at Jun 20,2007 5:23pm
It Will End In Pure Horror



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 20,2007 5:23pm
I was waiting for that.



toggletoggle post by Mike_Giallo   at Jun 20,2007 5:25pm
I are winz.



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