Mostly due to looking down the barrel of the gun that is a full-length album, IWEIPH has put together a full and solid lineup. The core of Rich Horror on vocals, Tyler Murphy on guitar and Mike Giallo on drums remains. We've Added Alex Zanibone from UFA on second guitar and Steve Mann from Volatile on bass. We're taking the month of June off to get tight with the new lineup and start recording 'Sex, Drugs and Powerviolence'... as well as going to the Goregon Massacre Fest with Dissector. Starting in July we're looking to play shows again. 18+ or All Ages preferred, shows with punk, hardcore and grindcore bands VERY much preferred. If you're interested in booking us, get in touch through http://myspace.com/itwillendinpurehorror or e-mail Rich at rhorror@gmail.com

good luck from superfan #1

We don't need luck, we have beers in the fridge.

well in that case...

5 piece? Nice.

Yeah, I'm psyched!

Rich, does this mean you're not leaving us for Cali?

Oh, yeah. That died a while ago. I had a pretty big and serious family crisis that made that pretty impossible. And then I realized I hate warm weather, happy people and California.

thats terrible about the family, but it seems to me California is the last place someone like you could call home.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I would've gotten kicked out in a week.

Guess I missed that. Good to hear. I'm sure you would have been there long enough to get fake boobs and a tan before you got kicked out!

I don't need fake ones, I already have some of my own.

IWEIPH now turns into the Stoughton Allstars!

Every terrible human from Stoughton is now in IWEIPH.

huzzah! This band will be even more scummy.

It Will End In Pure Horror
Dissector
U.F.A.
Volatile
Rat Burger

We're all one big family now. I can't wait for our family christmas party.

The punch bowl is definitely getting spiked.

"I'm gonna go take a shit. Then when I come back I'm gonna talk about the Mighty Ducks" - Steve Mann.

"I'll buy one of those shirts, Rich Horror. I've got the bucks!" - Steve Mann

"(creepy never ending laughter)" - Steve Mann

Mike Giallo NLI said:

He stole that from Tourette's Guy, the actual quote is "I'm gonna take a piss, then when I get back, I'm gonna talk about the Mighty Duck movies."

Lamp said:

he didn't steal it, steve quotes tourette's guy religiously. Mike just didn't realize he was quoting something.

on that note "Let me tell you something about a porcupine's balls, they're small and don't give a shit!"

DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL

Hi, we need shows. After this Saturday we have none until August. We have a new lineup and new songs. Book us. Thanks.

fah reelz

Oh man that was a quote? My whole life is ruined. RUINEDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, Tyler is no longer in the band so we're back to a four piece.

LOL@ HIS FACE

Top until I die. And then after that as well.

what happened to tyler?

He jokingly said he quit so we decided that he quit for real. He also works like 50 hours a week. And is a fuckface that nobody likes.

RichHorror said:

hahahaha, that's hilarious. i figured it was because i referred to him as the faggot of the band when i saw you guys play at the skybar a couple months ago and it bothered him so much since then that he finally had to quit over it.

Nah, he knows he's a gay.

I should point out that even if you hate our music, live I drunkenly ramble in a way that's guaranteed to make you all Chuckles McLaugherson. And often come close to dying.

Space Train is trying to get shows throughout August right now, and we were thinking of trying to set one up at All Asia. I have no idea whether or not/how much All Asia sucks, but we need to put something together and present it to them I guess so if you want on then we basically have a lineup and can book it.

OR, if you weren't aware of how All Asia works and want to set something up and put us on it, that;s cool too because then we don't have to do anything.

All Asia is pretty rough unless you have the right lineup and promote the hell out of it. The crazy asian lady who runs it is a complete monster. But it could be cool if the word got put out there big time. Let me know if you know a specific date so I can see if everyone can get the time off.

Okay, so I have a tentative lineup of Space Train, MJ-XII, and Sir Q right now. If you want on let me know because All Asia needs a flyer within a week of booking to prove we aren't trying to trick them or something.

I just need the definite date so I can ask if everyone can do it.

You can pick the date if you want. I was thinking one of the first two weekends in August. Everyone seems pretty open.

August in the total Boston area probably isn't too good. We might be playing the first weekend and the third weekend, so our draw would be pretty diminished. Maybe some other time, though. Thanks for the offer!

What kind of music are all those bands anyways?

I think Space Train is stoner rock. I've never heard of the other two.

Is one of those weekends in August opening for Weekend Nachos?

Has that been booked?

Huh? I dunno what that means, but I'd like some nachos. On the weekend or otherwise.

No it isn't, that'd be rad though. They're a pretty sweet band.

Lamp should make them like us.

Lamp's query makes me think they were planning on booking us? Yes? Perhaps?

Let's all get nachos though, I'm hungry

Yeah, I think we're all on board. ON THE MESSAGE BOARD. GET IT???

Hey Rich Horror, let's get nachos tomorrow. I got the bucks!

Hey, I got the bucks too! Right on!

Me, you, and Steve Mann are getting nachos tomorrow.

ETA?!

RichHorror said:

I have no idea. All I know is that you said you were possibly playing a couple weekends in August and Weekend Nachos have "Boston at T.B.A." as their August 17th show spot on their Myspace.

I don't know if anyone is actually booking that, but I'd really like to know because I'd drive anywhere in southern New England(hell, I'd go to Albany or NYC) just to see that band.

I did actually have an idea for a show with you guys in mind...

And wait a minute, is ETA playing Boston too? Holy shit that would own.

Where the hell did ETA come into play?

hahaha

ETA = Estimated Time of Arrival. Not the band.

I could get them on a show on the 17th, but it'd be 21+. Bleh.

Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if the guys in the band weren't even 21, probably not a good target audience.

21+ is never good.

Oh ok, ETA - 2 or 3?

Sounds good d00d!

Is it true that Mike Giallo can suck his own dick?

Sadly, this is the homoerotic truth.

wow, that could make a hell of an encore.

I think it's actually a mating ritual among his people.

People that don't book IWEIPH are faggots.

They're afraid of getting their ears dirty from my trashmouth.

Some dirty looking punker girl told be about his talent. She was mighty impressed. I won't say her name, but I will say she had a smelly pussy.

So when will this full-length album br out?

haha, I know you're lying due to the fact that it was a punker girl. And also that it was a girl.

We start recording the end of this month. It'll be at least 50 songs.

You got me, you ol' sly dog, you!

I can't wait to hear it!