http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/15/jerry.falwell.ap/index.html

Score!

so i guess "gravely serious condition" was accurate.

Thank you God.

I just heard about this.

DKs need to update Moral Majority now. "God must be dead if you're alive" does't work anymore.

Good riddance. Too bad it looks like he went quickly. That guy deserved death by testicular rupture.

what a great guy

yep

celebrate good times.... come on!

dah dah dahdah daht daht daht daht dahdah!

No Religion

Won't see me on my knees
Take my soul and save it, please
Ten hail Mary's for my sin
Paying heaven to get in
Got no money for your basket
A million times you can ask it
Find your bible far too odd
Ain't got time for your god

I've made my decision
Don't want your religion
No more church-bound prison
Or Jerry Falwell television

Don't forget, he's coming back
So put your dollars in the stack
The second coming's getting close
So pay up now and get the most
Form a line for all to pay
And do the same next Sunday
Step right up and clean your soul
Single file, young and old

I've made my decision
Don't want your religion
No more church-bound prison
Or Jerry Falwell television

Wash your brain, a strange obsession
You're an angel, post confession
Holy book tells right from wrong
Last donation, overdrawn

This is the best news I've got in a while! Its almost enough to make me hope heaven and hell were real just so I could know that this fascist evangelical piece of shit was sucking Satan's fire spewing dick. But since they are fake, I'll just take comfort in the fact that I'll never have to hear this fucker blame tragedies like Sept 11th on gays, pagans, and abortion. Hallelujah Mother Fuckers!

AUTOPSY_666 said:


Best song on that CD.

now that he is dead, he is going to be pretty bummed to learn that instead of getting jerked off by god in heaven, he is staring at the inside of his coffin for the rest of eternity. well Mr. Falwell, where is your god now?

Amen!

Ah, but in a case like this you almost hope that there really is a god, and that he's got a zero tolerance policy for cunts like Jerry Falwell. Go directly to hell, do not pass go, do not collect $200... Fat Jerry homophobe being forced for all eternity to suck cocks in hell. That'd be great. Wishful thinking though.

STRAIGHT TO HELL WITH YA

I just found out about this. Fucking made my day. Suck it, Falwell.

good riddance

To bad he'll never know he was wrong.

swamplorddvm said:

That's a really good point and kinda makes me mad.

It was bullcrap blaming 9/11 on gays, lesbians, Jews, etc. What an asshole.

I think the opinion that Jerry Falwell was an asshole is the first thing ALL of RTTP has ever agreed on.

Fantastic.

I generally don't like anyone in the religious right or the left (if there is one).

The left are godless savages...haven't you heard?

I wish Anne Coulter would die.

pam said:

Oh mY GoD!!!!!!!1111!!!111

I wish we could just skip the funeral and eat his dead body.

Lamp said:

If we ate his body, we'd be infected with a love for the Republican party and taxes.

I hope his grave is public, I want to pee on it before I die.

I really couldn't imagine you squatting over a grave but then again....

That's because you don't know me very well.

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

That's why you cook it first, gets rid of all the germs.

Lamp said:

I see. It should be recorded. That would be gr1mm and tr00.

AUTOPSY_666 said:

ha, awesome.