...smashed the window, even though the doors were open, and stole his wallet/credit cards/cell phone...gotta love Olnyville. Wait, it gets better, the dumb bitch the crackhead sold my boss's phone to actually answered it and told him how much she paid for it ($60).

pffft thats pussy shit, i got held up with kyle (aganihm) by 5 big black doods and we got away and all i lost was a box of wheat thins.

the angriest of all the black men didnt like it when i said leave my friend alone...here have a wheat thin and then decided to smack the box outta my hand. we ran after that, we were after all scared white folk in the dark city.

way to play into the stereotype of being an afraid white man when approached by 5 large black men
pffft
pppffftttt-ccchhhhhhpfffftttt

Last year around this time, one of my friends left his car at the T station parking lot in South Attleboro and took the train up to Boston to visit people for the weekend. While he was gone, some crackhead broke into his car, hotwired it, started driving it around, then tried to steal a radio out of another car in Pawtucket. A cop saw him, so the guy got back in the car and tried to run over the cop. This resulted in a high speed chase through the city where the car eventually got totaled.

I was at that aganihm show. W3 smelled like pee-pee..

I mean more than usual

hehe, this is near redrum..but shit, right in a half-full parking lot in broad daylight

I'm disappointed a big steamer wasn't left on the driver's seat. They're getting lazy in onlyville.

HailAtWork said:

yeah so was box of knives, which is where kyle and i got held up in broad ass daylight.

move it along

oh yea i remeber them getting mugged that was a box of knives show...

I remember Aaron (Mammon Machine not the Rev) telling me a story about a car full of kids pulling up outside the Box of Knives, pulling a knife and demanding his wallet from the passenger side window. Remembering his Green Beret training he diffused the situation by turning around and walking back inside.

W3 nli said:

did he say "HELL NAH I DON WAN NO DAMN WHEAT THIN!" when he did it?

Heh, he got his phone back...apparently the woman who bought it from the crackhead sold it to another guy who replied to a text message and actually met up to give my boss his fucking phone back..for $60. I guess the guy almost didn't show up because he thought they'd call the cops. If you want a big steamer left somewhere in Olnyville just check the bank america atm up the street...at least it smells like bums use it as a toilet on a regular basis.