so i woke up and decided it would be a great a idea to go down stairs and enjoy my xbox 360... bad idea apparently. i have this old, stiff ass carpet on my stairs and i have no socks or shoes on... so its slippery. i slipped and this time it was more so than i could take and i grabbed the railings so as to not ruin my assbone... but my left foot flew out smashed against a vertical bar in iron railing. "CRACK". thats all i heard. after that it hurt like a bitch and i let go of the railings and slid down slowly. my toes are definitely shattered and i didnt know it at first, but it was bleeding in the toenails and shit. i left a puddle of blood that was like 6 inches in diameter on my dad's rooms floor. this blows. a lot.

thegreatspaldino said:

Puddle of Mudd?

just playing Adam, I really hope you're ok.

you should replace your carpet with NERF material

that is a GREAT idea actually

nerf stairs are great cuz then u can throw women down them and its prefectly legal... this is all from robot chicken

women are now required to bring me food, beer/drinks, and blow jobs since i cant realy walk all that well. looks like im gonna be playing xbox 360 A LOT

linoleum skating is one of my favorite childhood pasttimes, only second to using couch cushions to play "don't touch the lava". Both have caused me some serious pain in the past.

if you find a way to get girls to constantly supply u with bj's, please enlighten the board. and no, I'm not sending carina anywhere near you.

why not man? there's plenty of the "little" spaldino to go around... you know... if you're gettin jealous ;)

don't touch the lava was the most intense game ever especailly when you got a little bro

DeRtOxIa said:

haha i second that... me and my twin sister use to sock race in the kitchen all the time.. she accidently flung herself in to the couch leaving a permanent dent in the side of her face