I thought of this character when I was driving to work this morning:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dazzler

I remember being a little kid reading the comics.. and thinking back she sucks. a disco singing, roller skating girl who can throw fireworks. WTF were they smoking. after reading the wiki about it, I realized how much it too to get this lump of turd off the ground. though the grace jones thing was funny... that and the fact that this was suppose to be a cross-platform thing with a real person.

http://members.lycos.co.uk/nickpatemanpwp/photos/Funny/dazzler.JPG

Proof positive. Girls on rollerskates doing anything is a garaunteed pile of shit.

what about girls having buttsex on rollerskates? i think that would be pretty rad.

oh noes, the racine ramjets!

hahaha, my uncle gave me a box of comics years ago and dazzler issue #1 was in there. i still have it buried away. maybe it'll be worth 75 cents someday.

you cant fuck with Sprocket Man...he's got a pie!

... a pie made of sprockets

i think batman is a crappy superhero... i mean, he doesn't have any fucking powers... hes just a rich guy with alot of spare time on his hands.... and superman is pretty lame too... then again, i really hate most of DC's characters

I just updated and sent you your password to your yahoo account.

http://www.superdickery.com/siteindex.html

Aquaman stinks. OOOOOhhhh, you can make fish do things. Weak.

CZ doesn‘t know his password said:

I'm gonna have to agree with you on this one.. all he has his the batmobile .. which is a sweet fucking car that i would love to own..

Adam West is my personal hero

Batman is a great superhero. he stands for justice. he gets the job done when no one else can. he fights anonymously so as not to get any credit for it, he is basically the epitome of superheros.

superheroes*

see its easy for someone to fight injustice when they have some crazy superpower that someone cant stand up to. but Batman will just swoop in and kick the shit out of you, superpower or not.

I always She-Hulk was rather terrible.

And I think there was a guy in X-Force who was just a big fat dude named "Strong Guy".

^thought

i misread this as herpes

All super heroes are gay.

who was the marvel version of aqua man he just wore this green speedo and had wings on his ankles and pointy ears he was in a bunch of the WW2 themed marvel comics

That would be Namor

yep pretty lame

and homo-erotic but hey aren't all of them

Fool killer

gay comics?

was northstar gay?

i was going to bring up puck, but i left him alone.

No super powers. He just shoots arrows. Apocalypse is shaking in his boots.

Kevord said:

say what you want, but he killed superman

How did a Marvel Character kill superman who's a DC character? Doomsday killed superman.

i think it was in the absolute power story line, green arrow ends up getting his arm ripped off then he shoots a kryponite arrow(kryponite he got from batman) through supermans heart with his teeth.

But that's not Green Arrow that's Hawkeye.

hawkeye was the best doctor on MASH

go get laid, all of you!

Strong Guy was in X-Factor and he sucked balls.

Northstar really did suck balls, seeing as he was a homo.
Puck blew.
In fact, Alpha Force as a whole proved, aside from Wolverine, Canada has no business making superheroes.

I loved Marvel as a kid, but after they kept hammering crossover alternate reality shit every year at you, I gave up and discovered DC wasn't so bad.
Marvel had the artists.
DC had the writers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8dc_lo-99o

Dammmiit! I was hoping sprocket man was real, but at least according to wikipedia he isn't. Damn.

man, my costume sucks.

Aqua-man is a fucking fag. "hey i can talk to fish". Big fucking whoop.