Religious Kid gets made fun of by the Balding Secretary of Rhode Island Death Metal.

Horse-face lady with missing Chiodo gets Dwyer's back and also makes fun of Religious Kid in hopes that it will lessen the impact of her schnozz.

Religious Kid is funnier than both the BSoRIDM and Horse Face Lady with missing Chiodo.

and Sacreligion sucks.

BSoRIDM...HAHAHAHA

did you see the horror question i asked?

haha awesome, I was witness to Dwyer and Leigh's love connection, earlier this morning, it was funny

KillerKadoogan said:

fuckin awesome

if you go to "horseface's" myspace....Dwyer sent her a comment asking her when she was gonna come hang out with him

they are going to fuck so hard.

I do think that leigh's quick to go crazy.. but I also think that everyone is a little harsh on her.

CTB is a well intentioned young kid who dwyer could easily sell tons of CDs to if he wouldn't be a dick to him.

and ciodo? I think I saw him in a packy store trying to bum $5 for some smokes.

the_reverend said:
CTB is dead.

But the Priests live on!

I think it's funny how I'm automatically the "religious kid" just because I mentioned Jesus.

*Sigh* Ignorance is bliss.

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

Settle down, religious kid.

the_reverend said:


I can be quick to get nutty... it's the Brooklyn in me, but now i have the force to control that

After they fuck, I bet Leigh makes John do security checks on all his bands. And sell his washing machine.

dreadkill said:

Har har this made me chuckle.

Jesus is SCHOOLING those kids.

RichHorror said:

ha, there will be 12 bulletins an hour on myspace about that washing machine.

And a blog about how the dude from TON is stalking them and has a homo crush on Dwyer.

hahaha

washing machine?

i have no idea whats going on here.

wow.. that's the best twist RH's has put on a thread. someone point MSD this way. or does the internets not run faster on his GPUs?

I called him but he couldn't hear the phone ringing over the sound of a young asian boy dying under the force of his knife.

Perfect couple...he's featured on Morons.com, she's a fuckbucket poser with cheesy work out videos...and they're both old. Priceless.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&rls...eturntothepit.com+ciodo&btnG=Search

google's all over dis threadz

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

Well, yes, as far as this message board goes, you are pretty much THE religious kid. Furthermore, I could give a fuck less what you do or who you do it with. If Jesus tells you to "TAKE IT TO THE HOLE" than I fully endorse you're doing so.

And don't call me ignant, Religious Kid.

get that shit outta here!

http://getthatshitouttahere.ytmnd.com/

KillerKadoogan said:


See, the thing is though that I hate religion. I want nothing to do with its corrupt leaders, propaganda, and bigotry. I don't go to church.

You don't know me really and therefore do not know what I am about. Don't presume to think you can sum up a person because of who they are on a message board.

And another thing, why do I offend you? Have I forced any kind of belief on you? No, I haven't.

Stop whining.

You know, for someone who loves Jesus so much, you sure have a hard time turning the other cheek.

Also, you summed me up from a post on a message board (that was semi-complimenting you for bashing on Dwyer) by calling me ignorant.

I'm pretty sure that's considered judging me, and I think the big guy might get upset.

But seriously, what are your beliefs? You gotta be somewhat religious and Jesus-y if your name is CONQUER THE BAPHOMET.

Also, where did you get the idea that you offended me?

we played with a jesus band in long island saturday, we dedicated "ejaculating on the face of god" to them.

Allow me to sum up this thread in 2.5 seconds: "Bitch, bitch, moan, whine, bitch, *crying*."

no no no allow me:

Me: "I think I'll post a funny thread that someone might get a kick out of"

JesusBoy: "DON'T CALL ME JESUS BOY"

Me: "God damn, calm down man, I was on your side."

Jesus Boy: "DON'T USE THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN!"

Dwyer and HorseFace Chiodo Lady: "We're too busy making horrible, horrible babies to respond."

This thread is making work suck so much less.

this thread is making the missing persons one funnier.

Ok, fine, so I overreacted. It happens.

My beliefs?

My beliefs are that Jesus is the only figurehead that I follow. I don't care what the church does anymore because at this point in life, it's not going anywhere. I don't press my beliefs on people. If they are curious and ask me, I'm happy to explain it to them. I don't consider people to be "conversion projects". I wouldn't want anyone doing that to me. Legalism is Christianity sucks and it's what drives people away from knowing God. God is not the one to blame in this life. It is the followers taking their own course of action and doing whatever the hell they feel like doing that ruin it for others. Christians are consistently stereotyped into these Bible-thumping, hypocrites with nothing else going for them in life. I am not one of those people. Yes, I read the Bible but do I throw it in people's faces? No. God gives people a choice and so do I.

I was in some random ATM in Somerville last night and Chiodo was on the front page of some Spanish language newspaper.

There was a pic of his mom inside, crying... kinda sad. Anyways, it's the same pic of Chiodo everyone has been photoshopping.

If I saw that I probably wouldn't be able to keep the laughter at bay, due to the overnight internet sensation that dude has become.

itd be way better if it were one of the photoshopped ones.

i would cut that out and save it.

I would have laughed as well.

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

good good and good. I think if more people followed the Bible like you do we'd be in a better position, honestly. The way I see any religion is basically "How Not to Be an Asshole in the Little Time you Have" by So and So McGee.

I really never had any intention of pissing you off, but I may have to continue to call you Jesus Boy and/or Religious Kid from here on out, just for my own records. Consider them terms of endearment.

KillerKadoogan said:



bwahahahhahaha!

this board is nothing but shitty, pointless drama lately. It's not even fun pointless drama.

sinistas said:

i laughed at that too. that was great

KillerKadoogan said:

Aww, how sweet.