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New site? Maybe some day. 
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I'm not sure what the government robots are going to force me to do first.
I hope it's pee on the couch. |
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i have mine tomorrow... my roommate just got the flu. i'll probably get it from her and the get it again after i get the flu shot. |
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Have fun with a runny nose for the next 3 months. |
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Just got mine. At my work, the MA's (medical assistant) give these out like fucking candy. Felt like someone punched me in the arm two hours after the fact.
Its made from egg serum. What it does is it infects you with a small dose (harmless) of the flu, so your white blood cells recognise it when someone else caughs straight into your ugly maw. That way you wont get sick, as you WBC's already know what to do.
Make sure to punch whoever administers it to you right back in the arm or cunt. |
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my arm is sore... but I got one last year and didn't get the flu for the first time in years! BACKED HARD!
I believe carina still got the flu. |
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Clinically Dead said: Just got mine. At my work, the MA's (medical assistant) give these out like fucking candy. Felt like someone punched me in the arm two hours after the fact.
Its made from egg serum. What it does is it infects you with a small dose (harmless) of the flu, so your white blood cells recognise it when someone else caughs straight into your ugly maw. That way you wont get sick, as you WBC's already know what to do.
Make sure to punch whoever administers it to you right back in the arm or cunt. |
thank you, dr. science. |
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I got this little packet about it. I'm hoping norton caught any live viri. I don't want to start sending out spam or have all my keystrokes recorded. that would suck!
the virus they give you is dead. |
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It's AIDS! The government is gonna give you AIDS and fluoridated water. |
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"thank you, dr. science. "
You are so welcome. Being a phlebotomist, you hear alot medical mumbo jumbo. Maybe now i can tell you how to remove that dick out of your mouth. |
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you have a dick in your ass if you got mad at my comment. i was joking around and thanking you for information at the same time. :( stop being mean to me, dr. science. :( it saddens me :( |
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hahaha. Ken is the gayest person ever. |
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i thought gay guys were attracted to other men? i'm only attracted to couches. |
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"i was joking "
As was i
"you have a dick in your ass if you got mad at my comment. "
Ditto
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You guys are really turning me on. |
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that's why i said if, good doctor. |
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The anons are REALLY mad tonight. World of Warcraft having server problems or something? |
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That's not an anonymous user. It's Jay from Hirudinea. N00B. |
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I thought I was in the METAL FORUM thread. Time to pay attention. |
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I don't support you or your way of life. |
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Okay okay, i am registered, i finally fucking did it.
I hate WOW, only GTA is real. |
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i only like WOW in the south park episode. |
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what about on american dad? |
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i must have missed that episode. |
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pam said: | The anons are REALLY mad tonight. World of Warcraft having server problems or something? |
BUH HUHUHUHUHHU U ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY. U SHOULD BE TEH COMEDIAN. |
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Pam is funny enough to be on Hee-Haw, at least. |
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RichHorror said: | Pam is funny enough to be on Hee-Haw, at least. |
maybe even the Gong Show. |
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at this point, she could be on SNL |
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Pam should post on www.returntothekitchen.com instead. |
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she should never leave the kitchen, unless it's to do some laundry. |
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Jon should give her a wash basin for Christmas... and a black eye. |
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flu shots make your immune system weak. ride the flu. |
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i took off his band aid this morning..lucky me! |
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and I just had to give some blood. time to go home and EAT!
rich/ken, you talk like pam can cook.. maybe if she's cooking a big bunch of uncircumcised dildos... but that's about it. |
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are you going to finish the shepherd's pie i made? i combined both plates into 1. |
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I will eat it with my hands behind my back! |
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people are such weenies. its just the flu. vaccines should be limited to elderly and people with weak immune systems. they keep pumping out this vaccine shit and its going to alter the flu virus to be some mega ultra uber flu. |
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pam said: | Have fun with a runny nose for the next 3 months. |
aww eww.. really? |
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yeti: wrong, I don't want to get a shitty virus for 2 weeks and be out of comission. these virus mutate each year. that's why you have to get a new one each year. it tricks your body into having antibodies for the virus. this is what your body will do naturally after 2 weeks of misery.
I had the attitude about it being for old people until I decided to try it last year. after I didn't get the flu, I'm sold. |
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the only cure to the flu is to kill all CHINKS!
i saw it on the news |
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we have to start with north quincy |
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Getting mine now, hopefully this will be the first year that I don't contract Wreningitis at a fall/winter show. |
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Lol. You get flu shots? That's queer. |
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| Lol. You get flu shots? That's queer. |
lol |
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Where is the best/fastest place to get one? |
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this is still for fools. i've had the flu maybe 10 times in my life. not worth injecting junk into my body. |
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| I don't support you or your way of life. |
sums up this thread for me. |
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Can I get the flu from getting the vaccine?
No, the vaccine contains a killed virus and cannot give you the flu. Some people may experience slight pain or redness at the injection site or a slight achy feeling for a day or two. Many find taking over-the-counter pain relievers alleviate the symptoms.
I never get the flu so I don’t need to be vaccinated, right?
Even if you don’t get flu symptoms or have mild ones, you can still pass the virus to patients, co-workers, family members and others. Flu can be a very serious, even fatal, illness, especially for those who are immune-compromised, have chronic medical conditions, or are greater than 60 years or less than 5 years of age.
Who should NOT receive the influenza vaccine?
Influenza vaccine should be administered annually to everyone except the following:
a. Less than 6 months of age
b. A life-threatening reaction following a previous dose of influenza vaccine
c. A history of Guillain-Barré syndrome within 6 weeks of a dose of influenza vaccine
d. If you are sick and do not feel well, wait until symptoms resolve
I have an egg allergy. Can I receive the influenza vaccine?
Yes. Egg allergy is not a reason to refuse the influenza vaccine. For those with a history of egg allergy (such as being unable to eat scrambled eggs), the CDC recommends a specific vaccine that does not contain egg protein (FluBlok).
I’m afraid of needles. Are there other options?
Yes, there is an intra-dermal version of the vaccine available to help get as many people vaccinated as possible. This vaccine is licensed for people 18 through 64 years. |
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The government puts mind control serum in flu shots. Don't let them inject you. |
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Flu is in full effect in MA now. 2009 H1N1 influenza A virus is the majority of cases, which is covered by the flu shot. Have fun being miserable in bed for 2 weeks, conspiracy theorists. |
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still won't get it, still fine. |
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Getting mine today, flu is already going around. |
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This thread is my annual reminder
As great as H1N1 was for losing a quick 5lbs. I don't want to go through it again |
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