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New site? Maybe some day.
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bury her alive in cement behind an abortion clinic and unload a dump truck full of unborn babies on top of it. She's 35 pounds of dead weight, a rude stuck up douchebomb, and a social retard the likes of which I've never met. And all her friends are bridge trolls.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...n=user.viewprofile&friendid=8203415
I'm composing a blog about this girl. Give me inspiration. |
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Let her know that her VAG smells like the inside of a bums asshole. |
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Is there any particular reason? Or just because she's a feminist? (albeit a seemingly very dim-witted one) |
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personally, i prefer pullover, they're usually more diesel in terms of insulation |
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how the hell did this end up in this thread? that's weird |
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SacreligionNLI said: personally, i prefer pullover, they're usually more diesel in terms of insulation |
hmmmm..... interesting take. |
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yeah i dont know how to explain that one |
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You should track her down and cut up her face. |
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dreadkill said:
I'd like to pull her entrails over her big ugly forehead.
Seriously here's what happened:
I went to a bar with a bunch of friends. A friend of a friend came and brought this girl with her. She spent the whole night butting into other people's conversations just to pick fights. I tried to crack a joke with her and be a friendly d00d (like you would with say...... a normal person) and I got the attitude of all attitudes from her that ended with her saying I'm lucky she chose not to "mess with me". I shrugged it off because I was having a good time. She also told my friend (who was having a civil conversation with her) that he was an idiot because he never went to college (she went to grad school in Ireland... OOOoooOooo). The night ended with her trying to ignore my drunk friend screaming "fuck you" in her ear for 10 minutes and pointing out that he had scrawled FUCK YOU in the table with arrows pointing to her. She also ordered the yuppiest goofiest drink I've ever seen in my life, under paid for it, and went out of her way to tell the waitress that she wasn't leaving a tip.
I wouldn't give a shit, but I know this girl's type. She thinks she's got yet another story under her belt that she can brag to her friends with about what a bitch she is and how she one-upped a bunch of strangers. Anyone who's read my stuff before knows that I can tell a story too. I hope her fiance reads it and leaves her at the altar. |
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can someone post a pic of this chick on here. I cant see myspace because my work blocks it. |
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xmikex said: I went to a bar with a bunch of friends. |
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That's a horrifying likeness. |
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I just edited the picture above so that it looks like this other one in her myspace. (This one's not photoshopped)...
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So why exactly wouldn't she "mess with you"??? |
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It might distract her from getting a three-pointer. |
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I gave her the nickname Papercuts. My girlfriend pointed out that if anyone tried to get a blowjob from that girl her skinny lips, and bony face would cut your dick to shreds. Hence therefore: PAPERCUTS. |
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menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
WHO CAN OUT DO MIKE???? that's an open challenge |
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RichHorror said: It might distract her from getting a three-pointer. |
Hands-down funniest part of this thread
Gheorge Muresan, fuck yah |
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It's even funnier because Gheorge Muresan had only 1 three point attempt in his whole career.
and he missed it. |
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dude that girls eyes are wicked far apart. |
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This girl is what the Mutant Registration Act is all about. |
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SacreligionNLI said: personally, i prefer pullover, they're usually more diesel in terms of insulation |
ha ha ha, that is weird!
so who is this numb cunt anyways? |
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if you're lucky, she won't cluck on and on about feminism, and if she really likes you, she'll spare you from being messed with. |
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and by feminism i mean empowerment through dildos. BOOOOOO! |
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i like the part about mike's friend writing fuck you on the table with arrows pointing to the girl. that's hilarious. |
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cav said: dude that girls eyes are wicked far apart. |
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menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: cav said:dude that girls eyes are wicked far apart. |
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IT'S A TRAP! |
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some of my finest work
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You guys wanna know what's even funnier? She used to sell dildos.
You can't make that up |
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honestly mike, i think it is great that you have to deal with people like this. consider it a blessing, because not many people get to tell hilarious stories about these sort of encounters. keep up the good work. you're baking laughter for the children. tee hee. |
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xmikex said: You guys wanna know what's even funnier? She used to sell dildos.
You can't make that up |
Are you shitting me? |
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I just laughed so hard at those pictures. |
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bitch looks like a chihuahua |
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Hey...I would totally sell dildos. That'd be fun. |
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pam said: Hey...I would totally smell dildos. That'd be fun. |
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children are our most important natural resource |
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xmikex said: I'm composing a blog about this girl. Give me inspiration. |
DRAMA ADDICT
WHINE LIKE A PEDOPHILE IN SOLITARY
YOU CRY BUT
YOU WILL NEVER SURVIVE THE COLLAPSE OF THE OIL BASED ECONOMY
EUGENICS NOW
R.I.P.
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keep der race pure practice eugenics! |
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PACHYDERM DELIGHT
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menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
i don't think this got the appreciation it deserved. |
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everpessimistnow said: menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
i don't think this got the appreciation it deserved. |
Thanks, my company spent a lot of money paying me for the time I used to make that. |
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well it was worth every penny, hahaha. |
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xmikex said: PACHYDERM DELIGHT
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They look like faggots. |
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pam said: Hey...I would totally sell dildos. That'd be fun. |
Although I see nothing wrong with selling dildos, I think I'd pass. There are some people who use 'em that you just don't wanna know about, you know? |
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xmikex said: And all her friends are bridge trolls.
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ConquerTheBaphomet said: xmikex said:PACHYDERM DELIGHT
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Who're those dudes with her?
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explain to her the effects of makeup and how she should never use it because it might increase the chances of her reproducing. |
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cav said: dude that girls eyes are wicked far apart. |
i actually thought this girl was cute until you pointed that out. now when i look at her she looks like an alien. |
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tbone_r said: cav said:dude that girls eyes are wicked far apart. |
i actually thought this girl was cute until you pointed that out. now when i look at her she looks like an alien. |
I'd still fuck her mouth. Then punch her in it.
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some one should let her know theres a ton of people bashing her and her man freinds online then the hilarity of her trying to defend herself on a message board will insue |
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THAT IS NOT A FOREARM, IT'S A FIVEARM
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