That guy got fucked with a light bulb and dosn't want to admit it. That or he did it himself. This reminds me of the toy car skit on Jackass the movie.
post by hungtableed at Jun 30,2006 12:22pm
Pakistani with a lightbulb in his ass? Sounds like Gitmo or Abu Garib. Are they sure that the American infidels were not responcible for this?
Either way, the guy doesn't want to admit that he stuck it up there because that type of self sodomization is gay by every stretch of the means and he knows that he would seriously be tortured and put to death for such actions. Our Muslim brother's don't take too kindly to homos.
I think I'd shove a lightbulb in someone's ass just for the chance to surprise him by punching him right in the turdcutter. The muffled shatter I'm imagining may just be one of the best sounds to ever hear.
post by jared_the_zompire at Jun 30,2006 3:55pm edited Jun 30,2006 3:55pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
I think I'd shove a lightbulb in someone's ass just for the chance to surprise him by punching him right in the turdcutter. The muffled shatter I'm imagining may just be one of the best sounds to ever hear.
