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New site? Maybe some day.
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NO FAGS ALLOWED! TAKE A HIKE HALFORD! |
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i was looking at my ass this morning. Call yourself a man of the cloth! |
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Listen Halford, I'm the only one here who should be wearing any sequence metal pieces on my clothing. Now disrobe. |
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hey, Halford, hold up a minute... I'm not gay, he was sucking my dick.. |
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You know, that jacket must be heavy as shit. |
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"Nobody Out-Gays Paul Stanley! I INVENTED gay!" |
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"No Rob, I will NOT let you try on my wig"
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"Put my dick back in my pants, Rob, and look normal, here comes Gene." |
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"Why don't we ditch these poseurs, kill our parents and hit the road Rob?" |
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"Dude...I'm in Kiss...you got nothin" |
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"I thought I ordered sunny and cher impersonators" |
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"hey listen paul i was thinking about growing my hair back,do you think you could lend me some of that massive bush on your chest??" |
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So I says to Sheila, I says... |
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"You would think that after 5 minutes of staring in another direction he would stop fucking talking to me." |
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baptizedinresin said: "You would think that after 5 minutes of staring in another direction he would stop fucking talking to me." |
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Here's the winner!! Great thread. Like Maxim.
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powerkok said: "Put my dick back in my pants, Rob, and look normal, here comes Gene." |
This one is a close second. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!
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xmikex said: "Nobody Out-Gays Paul Stanley! I INVENTED gay!" |
theyre all funny but this is my favorite |
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" So Rob, you still coming over after the show?"
"Shhh...That is our secret man,We don't want this to go public yet, Look what it did to my career." |
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Hahaha baptizedinresin's is the best. |
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"hey rob, i got the hunnymoon sweet for after the show...what to break the law.." |
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"so yeah... i'm sorry i didn't call you last night.." said paul
"ehh you were no good anyway" stated rob
"WHATTTT... paul stanley not good I'm a star!"
"the star looked good last night with all that cream in your eyes"
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"And I was all "Whatever" and Gene was all "Nuh Uh" and I was totally all like "We should start a MySpace page for the Kiss Army" |
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Your fucking breath smells, Rob. |
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Hey Rob...How about a rock and roll piggy back ride?
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The Decline of Western Civilization Pt III: The Brokeback Years |
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"oh yeah rob? well my band sucks ass and i'm a penny pinching hebe, so there! gimme a bagel." |
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Hold on a second paul...............I think I smell a boy scout meeting down the hall. |
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MMMmmm...boy scouts are my favorite. They're so easy." |
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"one of them is a ass-fisting homosexual whos never had any talent to speak of..... the other has no hair" |
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Cryptic Phil said: Hold on a second paul...............I think I smell a boy scout meeting down the hall. |
hahaha |
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Yeah, that is fucking wicked funny!! |
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"Hey Paul, Did you see which way Marilyn Manson went?, He stole my assless pleather chaps!" |
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Well let's see if you wanna hang with the rest of the WWF Goldust your gonna have to act a little more gay. Yes I know Luke (of the Bushwackers) but will the fans really like me? Oh yes the fans will love you much like I did last night! |
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"I was talkin' to somebody backstage, and they said some of you like to drink semen! Awwwww yeah!" |
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Rob after bumping his head......."are you the one who slept with over 2000 guys". hahahaha |
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"we're both midgets, who cares" |
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Halford:So, I've been doing some thinking and you guys should remake
Kiss meets the Phantom.That is the greatest film ever made.
Stanley:Yeah,well you should remake a man out of me.
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Halford:So, I've been doing some thinking and you guys should remake
Kiss meets the Phantom.That is the greatest film ever made.
Stanley:Yeah,well you should remake a man out of me.
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Halford: Where'd you get the boots?
Paul: Your closet.
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