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returntothepit >> discuss >> Remember when ALLAH jumped over those sharks on water skis??? by xmikex @ work on Mar 31,2006 1:52pm
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toggletoggle post by xmikex @ work at Mar 31,2006 1:52pm
No...wait... that was the Fonz.

What was it again that Allah did that was totally cool, and worthwhile?

Somehow I'm drawing a blank.



toggletoggle post by SteveOTB   at Mar 31,2006 1:54pm
Said that it's alright for people to kill in his name.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 31,2006 1:55pm
aye...



toggletoggle post by xmikex @ work at Mar 31,2006 1:56pm
In all fairness I dunno if he really said that. It certainly didn't stop anybody though.



toggletoggle post by SteveOTB   at Mar 31,2006 2:01pm
xmikex @ work said:
In all fairness I dunno if he really said that. It certainly didn't stop anybody though.


Eh I don't know, it seems that these people are always using themselves as suicide bombers doing it in the name of Allah. I guess in their religion they're rewarded in the afterlife for killing people who aren't of that faith.



toggletoggle post by xmikex @ work at Mar 31,2006 2:19pm
I dunno about that.

But what he did do was bless his followers with a pretty much barren wasteland aside from one extremely profitable natural resource that would end up being controlled exclusively by the wealthy totalitarian elite which would in turn use it to form corrupt governments, and murderous dictatorships leaving everyone else to eat shit.

I'll give him that much.



toggletoggle post by slowlypeelingtheflesh   at Mar 31,2006 2:26pm
SteveOTB said:
Said that it's alright for people to kill in his name.


you're an idiot, that is Muslim Extremeism. Not all people kill in the name of just Allah..people kill in the name of Jesus Christ too.



toggletoggle post by SteveOTB   at Mar 31,2006 2:36pm
slowlypeelingtheflesh said:
SteveOTB said:
Said that it's alright for people to kill in his name.


you're an idiot, that is Muslim Extremeism. Not all people kill in the name of just Allah..people kill in the name of Jesus Christ too.


Like I give a shit; those people are too fucked up for my liking.



toggletoggle post by xmikex @ work at Mar 31,2006 2:37pm
slowlypeelingtheflesh said:
SteveOTB said:
Said that it's alright for people to kill in his name.


you're an idiot, that is Muslim Extremeism. Not all people kill in the name of just Allah..people kill in the name of Jesus Christ too.


In fact, the United States used God as an excuse to take over what is now basically the rest of the US, displacing (and consequently killing)thousands of native americans... Manifest Destiny.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 31,2006 2:43pm
the_reverend said:
aye...





toggletoggle post by Questionguy at Mar 31,2006 6:23pm
What was it that our "god" did that was worthwhile? Why do you fucking people keep bringing up religion when you know its all based on lies.



toggletoggle post by slowlypeelingtheflesh   at Mar 31,2006 6:55pm edited Mar 31,2006 6:58pm
xmikex @ work said:
slowlypeelingtheflesh said:
SteveOTB said:
Said that it's alright for people to kill in his name.


you're an idiot, that is Muslim Extremeism. Not all people kill in the name of just Allah..people kill in the name of Jesus Christ too.


In fact, the United States used God as an excuse to take over what is now basically the rest of the US, displacing (and consequently killing)thousands of native americans... Manifest Destiny.


I totally agree with the both of you, but if you're going to talk about killing in the name of god you should not start talking about muslims, thats just stupid..other people do it too.

Ed Gein got this pretty much right,
"Nothing is more destructive than the belief that god is on your side. Radical muslim suicide bombers have it, and so does our president. The most dangerous men in the world fighting over who has the better imaginary friend. Grow up before someone gets their eye poked out with a nuke."



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Apr 1,2006 8:25am
... They are the same god.

the fighting takes place over who his profit was and how he should be worshipped


everyone should convert to raelianism.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 1,2006 8:35am
This thread should turn into a jokefest about those filthy injuns who use to live here.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Apr 1,2006 8:36am
The best bit is listening to hippies talk about how much more 'advances' the native americans were then us.

I'd like to know at what...



toggletoggle post by Y_Ddraig_Goch  at Apr 1,2006 12:10pm
Well the natives seemed pretty well off for such a primal culture.

and people don't fight over religion, people use it as an excuse, Americans use god to justify everything we do, Muslims use Allah to justify their racism for Jews. Hitler used the whole superior race thing to unite the germans so he could have an empire. All wars are about money and land they have nothing to do with god or gods or with anything philosophical.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 1,2006 12:53pm
allah? no, but I remember when ramallah did it.
it was awesome.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Apr 1,2006 1:00pm
the indians didnt have a word for "mine"



toggletoggle post by Y_Ddraig_Goch  at Apr 1,2006 1:06pm
The Japanese don't have a word for surrender



toggletoggle post by eddie  at Apr 1,2006 1:14pm
Y_Ddraig_Goch said:
Well the natives seemed pretty well off for such a primal culture.

and people don't fight over religion, people use it as an excuse, Americans use god to justify everything we do, Muslims use Allah to justify their racism for Jews. Hitler used the whole superior race thing to unite the germans so he could have an empire. All wars are about money and land they have nothing to do with god or gods or with anything philosophical.


well that's completely wrong



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Apr 1,2006 1:36pm
Y_Ddraig_Goch said:
The Japanese don't have a word for surrender


hahaha i never get tired of the U.S. of kickin A. beating up the japs,,we've handed their ass to them what 3 or 4 times,and they just regroup and come back to do it all over again



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