anyone ever had one?

pray tell what is it? Hi Jeff!

I live next door to a Dunkin' Donuts

if its what i think hes talking about, stand clear !

i've had it twice. it was much better the second time around.

Definately not from Dunkin Donuts -

1. Dunkin Blumpkin
When you recieve a "run of the mill" blumpkin, however, you end it by forcing the givers head into the toilet bowl on which you sit, shoving their face into your fecal matter...
"She gave me a dunkin blumpkin, and her face was covered in shit!"

hahaha! I couldn't stop listening to the radio on the ride home the other night and filling in random blumpkin' lyrics.

2. Blumpkin
To receive fellatio whist defecating. Highly acclaimed for involving two of the most peasurable bodily release events simultaneously, but very difficult to accomplish. Also called a blumpy.

haha it goes well with the corn muffins

A roman war helmet is always nice.

went to dunkin' this morning and they had no blumpkin'
DAMN IT!!!