http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

holy freakin' crap...what a nutbag...I think my favorite part is the shaving...

Hahahaha!

"Fellatio must last at least, 5 min. and may include climax. Intercourse includes anal and vaginal intercourse. Sex acts can be oral, anal, or vaginal, and include but are not limited to: stripping, hand jobs, fingering, masturbation, dildoing, vibrators, and object insertions. All applications of lube to myself, you, or any object, will be done by you."

wow, how romantic...what woman wouldn't jump at this guy?

is he saying he wants something in his anus?

i can't believe i read the whole thing...i hope he goes to jail for the kiddy porn crap he did and then they shave him and rape him

if you have to write a contract..pretty sad

this is a man with foresight.

this isnt uncommon actually,,i have found a few"master/slave" contracts on the internet,this is the most half assed one i have ever seen though

bags of flaming wow....

I saw this last week, first thing I said to Chris is GO POST THAT ON RTTP!! haha. I knew it would be appreciated here.
Anyone here getting married?? I dare someone to print this out and take it home to the bride to be.

tim needs to get on this STAT.

HAHAHA, my fiancee would kill me if I even joked about this.

Reading that makes me want to tapdance in the vagina monologes or something.

word on the street is that pam made jon sign this.