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returntothepit >> discuss >> Its hot pocket time!!! by Vomitthesoul on Dec 29,2005 12:44pm
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toggletoggle post by Vomitthesoul  at Dec 29,2005 12:44pm
Im gonna be meeting up with a 41 year old escort tomorow.I cant wait!!! If u care to know what this slut looks like go to www.eros.com and look for Inga.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 29,2005 1:00pm
i bet she has brillowpad bush and 10 pound pissflaps



toggletoggle post by Vomitthesoul  at Dec 29,2005 1:49pm
LOL!! Well Ive changed my mind.Me and a friend are gonna be plowing another slut this weekend instead.Ive never been in a 3some so this will be a first.



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Dec 29,2005 2:54pm
$200 9am - 6pm
$250 After 6pm
$100 Extra for Outcall
Incall / Outcall available



toggletoggle post by Vomitthesoul  at Dec 30,2005 9:57am
Ill be banging Inga at 11 today.OH YAH!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 30,2005 10:43am
We the scene demand you kill her.



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Dec 30,2005 11:22am
I thought Inga was out and someone else was in?



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Dec 30,2005 11:22am
I thought Inga was out and someone else was in?



toggletoggle post by Vomitthesoul  at Dec 30,2005 12:08pm
Yah well Kara didnt answer her phone this morning and I wasnt waiting around for her to get her slutty,lazy ass out of bed.So I fucked Inga instead.And what a good fuck she was!!! Only negative thing about her was that she blew me with a condom on.



toggletoggle post by Vomitthesoul  at Dec 30,2005 12:57pm
My dick smells like 40 year old pussy LOL!!!



toggletoggle post by SPALDINO at Dec 30,2005 1:00pm
omfgroflamlajkh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 LOL!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Dec 30,2005 5:07pm
how do escorts work? Are they all going to have sex, or do you have to say something special?

I've never known anyone that's actually been with one.



toggletoggle post by Vomitthesoul  at Dec 31,2005 1:18pm
Of course all escorts fuck.But some wont kiss.Ive been with 3 and 1 didnt kiss.Also,dont expect to get head without a rubber on.They gotta place it safe.But if u have the $$ I would suggest to fuck a call grl once just for the hell of it.Boston phoenix website got alot of whores.Check that out and eros.com.Have fun!!



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Dec 31,2005 1:45pm
How do they give head with a ruber on?

It would taste like tires



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Dec 31,2005 2:29pm
have you heard about this GFE? it stands for "Girlfriend Experience" and I guess they kiss and you can get massages and talk adn stuff.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Dec 31,2005 3:04pm
how's your aids?



toggletoggle post by Vomitthesoul  at Dec 31,2005 3:10pm
How the fuck can u get AIDS when using a rubber????



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Dec 31,2005 3:27pm
it's superaids. the government engineered it exclusively for you.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Dec 31,2005 3:47pm
Scientists will agree. It's alot easier to get aids using a condom than not.



toggletoggle post by Vomitthesoul  at Dec 31,2005 3:51pm
If u could catch AIDS using a condom then no one would have sex.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Dec 31,2005 3:55pm
Yea they would, they just wouldn't use condoms.



toggletoggle post by spaldino at Dec 31,2005 5:28pm
isnt this what girlfriends are for?



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Dec 31,2005 5:31pm
Some things you just can't do to a girlfriend.



toggletoggle post by spaldino at Dec 31,2005 5:36pm
are you kidding me? i owuld slap the bitch if she wouldnt let me take a shit on her chest and titty fuck her.



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Dec 31,2005 7:50pm
the_taste_of_cigarettes said:
have you heard about this GFE? it stands for "Girlfriend Experience" and I guess they kiss and you can get massages and talk adn stuff.




by the way, I wasn't being sarcastic. This is a real thing I was reading about on that Eros site that you can get with some escorts...



toggletoggle post by wade at Dec 31,2005 8:31pm
i was coming in here thinking 'four-cheese pizza' but then I'm married so..



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Jan 1,2006 1:49am
wade said:
i was coming in here thinking 'four-cheese pizza' but then I'm married so..


I can't imagine you in a tuxedo.



toggletoggle post by infoterror  at Jan 1,2006 3:59am
A HORSE NEVER COMPLAINS
OR DEMANDS PAYMENT
SILLIER, YOU, OR ME?




toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Jan 1,2006 11:03am
If only horses shaved...



toggletoggle post by Vomitthesoul  at Jan 1,2006 12:24pm
spaldino said:
isnt this what girlfriends are for?




Whats a gf? I havnt had a steady gf in close to 10 years.I dont want some chcik hanging around saying shes loves me.FUCK THAT NOISE!! Id rather lay down the $$,get fucked,walk out the door,and never see the whore again.Cheers to call girls



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