Damn I love those guys suck and analcanal. They really have a hand on the pulse of the music scene

http://www.baystaterock.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=20455

I was actually thinking about going to this show, but now that I now that you guys suck I'm not.

haha...it's a good thing can make such profound prophetic statements

wow, I've never seen anyone I didn't know reply to a thread there.

pisscup said:

AWWW DAMN we lost another one because of suck and analcanals' scathing review of us.
I am going to go blow my brains out now...

Analcanal is the scene. You guys need to write some funky deftones type songs and maybe you can be accepted.

wahaaaaaaaaa down wid tha sicness

Joe that was fucking priceless hahahahahahahahahahahah

hahahahahahahahaha

that board is a riot

the people on that board are retarded. i love going there to laugh.

I'm getting a Cold Northern Vengeance tattoo right under my Thundercats tat. that will look satanic and sweet!! god you suck.

They're here... The infamous analcanal. and somewhere around here is the suck, oh boy the RTTP should look out now!

analcanal said:

Anal faggot and Suck job, the saviors of the new england metal scene!!! You guys are really gonna change things!!! Hahahahahahahah

The Dynamic dipshits!!!

I bet they say "paper or plastic?" for a living.

either that or "dude, anal or oral?"

sever said:

naw, those two guys clearly are professors at Berkeley, teaching music. how else could they know so much about it?

p.s.

fuck you both,suck and analcanal. I bet your mothers had hot nasty rancid sex with wild boars to conceive you.

they wont bother with this board, they are grossly outnumbered and they arent nearly creative enough to keep up with the pace

I will say that most of the time when they do rag on a band, they are right. Now I said most of the time! They actually seem to listen to a band and sometimes they might have actually gone to a show. If any of you read my reply you will know what i am talking about. They have never even heard us or seen us live. The only thing they could say is we look horrible, we're fat, and our name is gay. Well last time I checked we aren't some metalcore, premanufacture, boy band in disguise of a metal band(trivium). so we are supposed to be ugly I guess. Hahaha and dateless morons well anyone who knows me, knows that to not be true. Anyway, no one here or anywhere, except a few of you have heard us. Come to the show, listen to the disc (if it ever gets done!) then you have a basis to say we suck.
Anyway I owned those fuckers they couldn't even comeback with something decent.

naw dude they have no fucking idea about any of the bands. the only things they insult are seen through pictures, or heard online. the insults are so vague, its obvious they havent really seen any of the bands. for example, they bash on my band, Sacreligion, saying we sound like screamo/Breaking Benjamin ripoffs. now our music may not be for everyone, and alot of people may not like it, but that isnt even remotely close for a comparison. they have no basis for judgement, and only spew asinine shit. like insulting us for using a Casio keyboard....man those are some harsh attacks...

You guys are the reason I said MOST bands! I actually like you guys. and in no way shape or form think you guys sound like BB or any other Nu-metal shit stain of a band. Yea they are off base about you guys and a couple of others, but they are right about the scene in general. It does suck and has suck for some time now, but... I see things turning around, big time. They can't see that or even remotely entertain the idea that there is a killer scene emerging now. I am cautiously optimistic, were as they are just dumb jaded pricks.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Thanks for the enjoyment fellas. I love how you fuckers cry about the shit we say. Do you understand this whole fucking thing is 1 big joke to us? Do you get that? Does that register with you? Personally, I couldn't give a fuck less about any of you or your music. This is something fun to do when we're at work. Yes, we really do think the music scene is fucking garbage, but we're not so engrossed in it that we actually fucking care and are looking to give a truly accurate assessment. Listening to your bands is not worth the fucking time it takes to click a mouse. It's much more enjoyable to just rip on you. This is funny to us, and it's fun to do. Just the fact that you losers are telling other music board nerds that you"owned" us is fucking pathetic. Do you understand that we don't give a hot shit about you? I didn't even remember what band you were in until I clicked the link you posted. All you are is just another dude in a band with a stupid name that caught our attention and gave us an opportunity to say something funny about you. You are insignificant. You all are. This has truly taken on a life of its own and it's so sad that you fucks take it seriously. Now go to another message board and redirect people to our posts you fucking losers.

Wicked funny.

wicked good time

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa....lois this is not my batman glass

suck said:


If you really did not give a shit you would never have taken the time to write this

Listen to you now. You whinny, back peddling, gotta cover my ass, pole smoking cum guzzler. You're over, finished, gone, done, out! Your mission as you so eloquently put was, if I remember: "Our sole purpose for being here is to expose the garbage that has been smeared all over the face of the music scene in this city" So how can you say that you don't care. Obviously you do. Damn and if I was so insignificant you wouldn't have expended so much energy into that post.
The plain truth is you do give a fuck, and as much as you'd like to think that we do, we really don't care, about what you say and what you do. And I bet you fucking hate it. You know what? I don't even think you listen to metal you fucking poser. I bet you are one of those elitist(or at least think you are) Radiohead listening art fags. I bet if real metal came up to you and kicked you in your underdeveloped sac you wouldn't know what it was. All you have done is talk shit, you have not proved to anyone you know what the hell you're talking about. Never once have you said what bands you do like and what you consider "real" metal. I think you are just afraid of being ridiculed for your shitty taste.
You 2 are done.
Ding fries are done, would you like an apple pie with that? Again I say you totally rocked that video.

suck said:

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Suck and Anal canal have the desire, but not the ability, to make the gigantic scene of rock god wannabe's and posers realize how absurd and ridiculous they are.

Unfortunately, there's two things holding them back.

1) I get a pretty strong impression that what they listen to (or play, though I don't think they're in bands) is pretty limited to rock-ish stuff. They don't really know shit about metal, and obviously don't like it. Therefore, they attack everyone. Shall we talk about the time they said "Unique Leader? Is that a real label? Has anyone even heard of them?"

2) Their wit is sophomoric and all around poor. I've seen some real bastards rip into bands incisively, and hurt their feeeewlings. Then, I've also seen poop jokes. They carry themselves like those hurtful incisive bastards, but all the while they're telling poop jokes. Instead of making a mockery, the become a spectacle. Then, they interpret the resulting attention as a sign of a job well done.


You can't preach from your soapbox if you have no legs to stand on. Learn your shit before speaking like you know it. Before coming around here and talking shit about how you and your buddy do this for entertainment, and the whole thing is a joke, realize we're laughing at you for not realizing we're doing the same goddamned thing.

Suck and Analcanal, Your posts are the Special Olympics of Drama. It's not reaaaaal drama, we just pretend it is so you guys don't feel bad about yourselves.

ArrowHead nli said:
maybe that's why you do it. I just have nothing better to do. also, those guys are musical retards.

Good for you girls. Keep proving my point.

And not that it really matters, but my musical knowledge far exceeds all you messageboard heros combined. I don't know about metal? OK fag, ask me something.

I stand by my original post on this board that this is for our personal enjoyment and you fags took it, and are still taking it far too seriously. It's beyond pathetic. I don't think anyone would be so upset if we really were wrong. Right? Thought so.

You all know the scene is shit so don't take your fat aggression out on us cause we're correct (and extremley witty) in our observations.

We're the best thing to happen to local music since....well, ever. If it wasn't for us, none of these bands would have even close to half the views on their posts or half the attention around what they're trying to promote, and you can not deny that.

But let's not forget that it's all for fun. Well, except to you little bitches who can't stop crying. The truth hurts, doesn't it losers?

hmmm deja vu?

i remember a long time ago when someone linked to the baystate board talking crap about a band(or was it bands), but i won't name names...(rusted a) and then later on everyone made up and now everyone posts on here.

Now I didn't read most of this, but i made my point anyhow

suck said:


Robby Roadsteamer?

who would win in a fight?

Lemmy or God


suck said:

Not crying about anything, I am making just as much a joke outta this as you. You have in no way hurt me or my band. Anyway I have asked you on a few occasions what you consider to be real metal. Answer that one!

I go there an post pics from local shows.. that's about it.

GodlessRob said:

You bitch, I've already told you once to stop crying. I don't even know what band you're in and the point was never to hurt you or your band. I guarentee you do that on your own everytime you play in public.

Because I know you have the attention span of a brick wall, I'll answer your very general question in 1 word: Slayer.

And whomever said Robby Roadsteamer was the best thing to happen to this scene should tie a rope real tight, put their head through it and fucking hang themselves.

I don't care if you were kidding. Kill yourself.

suck said:

hahaha nerd

I bet he had easter dinner with godsmack.

the_reverend said:

Good one "the reverend"! HAHA!!

Anyone realize how this post was dead until I returned. Thought so.

Carry on sheep.

suck said:

my god you are a nerd. chill out, grease up, and try to dislodge whatever large, spiky object you've managed to shove up your ass. you'll feel better.

First of all you fucking retard, this stopped being about my band along time ago. It became about YOU and your infinite knowledge of metal and what real metal is and how no one in this scene IS real metal. So I asked you what you thought was real metal? The answer I get is Slayer. Holy good fuckin' christ. You constantly rag on people for not being able to play their guitar and that they should go and practice and you say Slayer is metal? Sounds like an oxymoron if you ask me. KK is the biggest fucking hack around. Jeff Hanneman is the only good musician in that band. I mean have you even listen to anything before Seasons???
Don't get me wrong I love Slayer, well everything up to Reign, the rest I can take or leave. At least you didn't say Megadeth.
Your musical knowledge far exceeds all of us message board heroes huh. Enthrall us with your acumen suck. With a banal statement like "1 word: Slayer" you expect anyone to take you seriously. I fucking doubt it.
You and your cumgobbler of a partner there are the ones who started all this.
Yes most of us agree that NU-emo-screamo-mallcore-metal core whatever core metal sucks and that those bands should be hearded into a pit and set on fire. And yes all these fucking bands jumping on the "new wave of american heavy metal" used to be nu-metal fags and should be shot.
But there are some of us that have never changed and have been metal since day one!

GodlessRob said:

I didn't know it was metal to be a little pussy cry-baby.

Somebody feels bad for you brother. Just not me.

Anybody got a tissue for this nipple-sucker?

wow that was grrreaaat. Insightful as always. Joey get me a tissue.

i love when the little fags from baystate rock come here and try to start shit.

havent you realized that WAAF sucks dick? their on air personalites are fucking stupid, there programming sucks dick.

stop treating DISC JOCKEYS like they are fucking ROCK STARS

fuck you and go back to the mall food court

Looking back at me I see
That I never really got it right
I never stopped to think of you
I'm always wrapped up in
Things I cannot win
You are the antidote that gets me by
Something strong
Like a drug that gets me high

[Chorus x2:]
What I really meant to say
Is I'm sorry for the way I am
I never meant to be so cold

To you I'm sorry about all the lies
Maybe in a different light
You could see me stand on my own again
Cause now i can see
You were the antidote that got me by
Something strong like a drug that got me high

[Chorus x2]

I never meant to be so cold

I never really wanted you to see
The screwed up side of me that I keep
Locked inside of me so deep
It always seems to get to me
I never really wanted you to go
So many things you should have known
I guess for me theres just no hope
I never meant to be so cold

[Chorus x2]

you fucker. that is one of the most obnoxious songs ever created. i had successfully wiped it from my mind. thanks for reopening the wound.

I'm very very sorry. I saw baystaterock and this came to mind.

woooow this thread is awesome.

Dude come on how played out is it to say "i am a metal giant" and the only band you can list what you call METAL! is slayer,you pussy fag .Go get fucked by your dad and mom and pull the dick out of your narrow mind. I bet you my dad could beat up your dad too.

Midgetstealer said:


OK children listen up: First of all, the words "I am a metal giant" NEVER came out of my mouth. I never claimed to have anything to do with metal. I like it, but unlike you little pricks I don't label myself as "metal" or "hardcore". I enjoy good music and good song writing wheather it's Slayer or Fall Out Boy, a song that is written correctly is still a good song. It's this type of narrow-mindedness that dominates your fragile young minds and makes you say shit like "this is real metal" or "that is real metal". Maybe if you listened to the actual song writing as opposed to how fast a guitarist's right hand is, all you local bands would learn something and stop writing horrible nu-metal. Seriously, stop showing your age.

Secondly, when you start saying shit like "go get fucked by your dad and mom" you immedietly are excluded from the conversation because you've already proven to everyone that you are immature and you have absolutley nothing of worth to bring to the table. Go play XBox little boy.

And finally, the thing that makes me laugh the hardest is the fact that all you losers actually have some sort of vendetta with each based on what message board you post on. It's like Compton circa 1989. Baystate Rock is the Bloods & this board is the Crypts. Seriously, think about how pathetic that is. The only thing worse then a talent-less local band is a kid so pathetic and self conscious that they need to attempt to rip on someone because they post on 1 board as opposed to another.

You'll all look back on this time of your lives and feel like you really missed out on something. It's called PUSSY.

rttp4lif

oh, I got it

Exactly.

Now you little shits can go back to your big Steve Vai/Joe Satriani debate.

I'm jesus christ... on xlc..

suck said:

whoa, harsh man. i was just questioning whether or not you were him, because he does claim he's the savior of the scene. it has nothing to do with my opinion.
and i'm pretty sure it's "whoever," not "whomever."

suck said:

Vai is overrated as a player, he plays by too many rules when he's actually playing notes and not just making stupid noises.

but I like him


and Satriani is possibly underrated as a player but has absolutely horrific tone.

but I still like him


we weren't debating about that, so now we can...thanks suck!

yay we get to be the crypts... I mean crips... do you all have your handy dandy blue bandana in yer back pocket reprezentin this RTTP shiznits yo?? ddddddddaaaaaaaaaammmmmn!

w00t w00t!!

Satriani writes elevator music

mmm, yes some of his songs are throwaways...I guess I'm thinking more of live performances.

GodlessRob said:


you only hurt yourself douchey. by being in a stupid cookie cutter metal band with an oh so wicked name. satan is a gimmick , your band sucks.

analcanal said:



Rob's in a band with the original members of Vital Remains. What's cookie cutter or sad about that? Frankly, a lot of us here are looking forward to what they put out.

Your soapbox is a fucking lowrider, guy.

By the way, weren't you the one who hadn't even heard of Unique Leader? Yeah, you're really in a position to be criticizing metal bands.

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