I know, I know, if the president's dog farts its a Fox News alert. However, what other nerds other than myself will be watching the President's speech at 9pm tonight?
I can think of a few things I'd like to hear him say....but does he have the testicular fortitude to say em? I think not!

I'm not going to watch or listen to it since he's going to say the same crap.
Plus, family guy is on.

I concur, Family Guy > George Bush

You never know though, it could be one of them speeches where they show it on every other channel. There is nothing more maddening than trying to watch t.v. with the Pres. on every damn channel, especially when one does not give the damndest fuck as to what he has to say.

Is he going to discuss the imminent threat posed by HULK HOGAN BIG BOOTING HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE

if he comes out and says
Fuck me! Fuck me!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck everyone! Fuck the church!
Fuck Jesus! Fuck Mary!
Fuck the Jews! Fuck the Bhuddists!
Fuck the Hindus! Fuck George Bush!
Fuck his ugly wife! Fuck Tipper Gore!
Fuck everyone! Fuck Gorbachev!
Fuck Noriega! Fuck all these assholes!
Fuck you! Fuck me! Fuck all of you!
Stigmata! Stigmata! Stigmata! Stigmata!
They told me nothing but lies!
Lies! Lies! Lies! Lies!

Note: The explosion behind the President is blood, pieces of his skull, and brainstem superheated by the force at which the BIG BOOT ejected them from the back of his skull.

BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:
I've always been confused. Was the Big boot his signature move? or the leg drop?

FUCK! IT'S COCKBLOCKING FAMILY GUY.

taking a shit > george bush

ok, this douchebag sucks...

he's looking for any excuse now... fuck you. why the fuck is he even bothering?

"and he made his choice for war"
no you made the choice for war.

"connections with terrorism"
nope, and you said that he didn't in a Q&A earlier this week.

"books are burned"
you mean like Bush's book lists and checking library records of people?

his ears look freakish tonight

hungta‘bleed said:


Leg Drop was his signature move in the US, the Axe Bomber was his signature move in Japan after he legitimately knocked Antonio Inoki out with it.

the_reverend said:

Shit, what time was family guy on?? 8? fucker.......

he looks really thin... he's looking older and older.
I like the pictures that are right behind him.

I'm pretty sure on the right are pictures of oil people or high contributors to the RNC.

so...terrorists use religion to forward their political agenda, burn books, etc...hmmmm...

family guy should be on now.
I'm guessing it will start in like 10 minutes when he's done talking.

I'm pissed. I listened to his first speech... then didn't care about the second or third. I guess I'm like most people. So now he has to use his position to hijack the airwaves. if ryan from hbbsi did this, he would be arrested and locked up.

IF YOU BELIEVE THE WAR IS UNWINNABLE YOU ARE WORSE THAN THE TERRORISTS!

The only way to get rid of this douche is for someone to just blow his fucking head off, Democrats are too weak to impeach him and the few moderate Republicans who could make a difference just get shouted down and have their campaign funds dangled in front of them by Christian Right automatons who have hijacked the RNC.

so we're all defeatists now...can't wait to start hearing that one...

HAHAHA, THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!

what's with his right hand? he hasn't moved it once...

never mind...now he's switching

I want to hear and see family guy.
I really don't understand what's going on. he doesn't need to worry about getting re-elected so what is he bothering for? it's got to be the senate/house elections in 2006. I'm betting in 2007, he's not going to care.

"every american will have a hand in the success of this war"
he's not mentioned that about 1/2 a trillion american dollars will be spent by 2006 on this war.
america is about 335 million persons.

that's $1500 per person... for a sandbox over oil in the middle east.

does Cheney visit wounded soldiers? If so, how does he explain his 5 deferments?

"I didn't fuckin spend my time living through the era of Vietnam to fuckin come around to this fuckin time not having learned that when the goddamned situation boils down to this if you're against the war it doesn't mean you're for the other side. If people show up with signs that go 'Go Iraq you fuckers go!' then you go 'Holy shit' and beat the fuck out of them."

-Lewis Black

chris walace's recap was um... moronic.

family guy is on.
fuck bush
fuck iraq

Least they did not interupt family guy and started in afterward instead of joining in progress

the_reverend said:

somethings up...

So when am I going to start getting cheap oil? Wasn't that part of the sell on this war?

Rebuild the oil refineries right the fuck now so I can stop being so indignant over the ongoing war and happily fill up my car at 0.23 per gallon.

whoah, he hit brian with a bible.

da na da na da na i'm gonna eat ya i'm gonna eat that leg

oops, wrong thread.

The last thing I ate had a face. Being my girlfriend's twat and all.

wait..her vagina had a face?
whoahhhhhhhh

Yeah, I was afraid the teeth were going to bite me.

if her vag had a face, you might want to go get her an abortion or atleast a pregnancy test...

the vag I ate today had no face, but it sure did drool a lot.

Not only is the war costing us retarded amounts of money, but we also have a shit ton of bombs we already paid for but are to afraid to use. Because we are fighting a sensative war we send in the boys before the bombs. Any military expert will tell you, bombs before boys, NO FUCKING EXCEPTIONS

let's bomb someplace not-white.

DIRTBIKES NOT BOMBS!

I guess I just don't understand why we are willing to send in men to go shoot people, but we will not use the bombs that we can send through someones front window. Shit, we can blow up one house and leave every other house on the block unscathed. I know our defense budget is not being put into soldiers pay checks.

CLUSTER BOMBS
OVER BROOKLYN
RENTS WILL BE
MUCH CHEAPER
LA LA LA LA LA DONGS

hungta‘bleed said:

Well soldier's pay has been cut as have veterans benefits. Maybe they're just spending that cash on toilet seats and Coast Guard Stations in West Virginia.

BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:

That is not by any means an irrational assesment.
The money has got to be going somewhere.

new word of the week, WIRE-TAPS.

hungta‘bleed said:

I'll tell you where it's not going, armor plating for Humvees. That would be a rimshot worthy moment if it wasn't so damn sad.

It's definatly NOT going to Humvee armor. In the initial invasion, most squads we're running and gunning in Humvees that didn't even have a hard top, only canvas. That was, of coarse, before the era of IEDs.
Some of the roadside bombs are large enough to litterally flip a bradly fighting vehicle onto its back. Unfortunatly, there is no armor that can stop that. They need up to date bomb jammers that can stop the signal that is used to set them off. Usually the detonators are garage door openers, cell phones, pagers, etc...

I liked the..."it's my choice to make decisions and deal with the consequences"

um...no...you're supposed to represent the people of this nation. What he's suggesting sounds way more monarchial.

BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:

can't blame the puppet for the way his master pulls his strings....

This has probably already been said, but the President's speech was complete an utter bullshit because it made me have to wait for Family Guy to come on.