Saturday, August 27, 2005


why the fuck is everything so fucking gay???
Current mood: pissed off

well for starters, this past week has been fucking jewish. I can start explaining by saying last saturday me, my friends my brother, and our gf's or dates all went. ok that was cool and great and shit. since then I have not seen kayla. this tends to irritate me. I have been at home doing fucking yardwork all fuckin week and theres still more to do. I was mainly doing all of this so my mom wouldnt pms if I i asked her if I could do something, such as hang out with kayla, well tuesday me and kayla were kind of hoping to hang out and shit, monday night she told me she call first thing in the morning, i waited all morning and afternon for the call.. no call.... so i decide to call her house at 4:30, her dad says shes out with billy...ok well i figure maybe another time we can hang out. then wednesday comes and we kind of plan on seeing a movie so i go on my route and tell her to find a movie and a time to go, so when i come back we kind of have things decided, well i come back shes gone, i call, her dad says out with billy, ok.. well i decide to wait a few hours, and then call again at 7:30, still not home, so i go to four brothers with my friends, mike and tyler, that was kind of fun we tried sneaking in to another movie, but we didnt have it planned ahead of time so we were told to wait outside, well we started walkin home and we bought eggs and ice cream bars at kwik trip we own a few cars on the way back, discuss alot of shit and eat the ice cream bars, half of one of my ice cream bars fell on the ground -_-, k well then yeah we get to rctc and tylers dad drops me off at home. kaylas not on aim. k so then yeah thursday she had to work well i figured maybe she could stop by and see me for a min before work. well i guess that didnt work out cause she worked early and she was late : / ok well then yeah i was bored and nothing to do all night so i wait for kayla to get back home, well she gets back things seem to be fine. well yeah then shes all of a sudden pissed for some reason, i ask why, and apparently i dont need to know why, i just want to help, so i keep trying to convince her to tell me whats up so i can help or at least understand what is wrong, well shes determined not to tell me cause shes tired feels sick and is pissed, so thats fine, i tell her to go to bed, and she tells me it seems like i dont want to talk to her :( well all i was doing was trying to help, right before she signs off she says she doesnt need this kind of stress and is going to be doing shit for the next three days and doesnt know when she will talk to me next, and from the sounds of it she doesnt care when either :( well i dont know what i did wrong but this is really gay cause she wont just talk to me about all of this, she just gets pissed and doesnt even give it a chance, i just wanna know whats up :( well i guess i dunno shit is gay i dont know what the fuck to do, i like cant talk to her, and i miss her, she wont give me a chance, this is fuckin gay i just dunno what to do, why the fuck is life so gay??? i just dont understand
Currently listening:
Here to Stay
By Korn
Release date: By 11 June, 2002

'OK! Since im still getting messeges of people telling me im a fat nazi whore, im just not gonna talk to you guys cuz you guys are fuckin retarded. almost all of them sound like this: "oOo ur a nazi bitch! i dont care about ur klan! i hope you die, and ur boyfriend gets shot in the head! blah blah blah!" ok so if ur gonna waste ur fuckin time writing me something i may never even read..or pay any attension to, make it a little bit more creative...if all you guys do is look up people to yell at cuz we arent fuckin preppy ass psychos who wear fuckin hollister and bleach our hairs till it falls out, get a fuckin life, for khrist sake! all of you who wanna yell at me for who i hang out with, really need to stop fuckin worrying about what the fuck i do! i mean fuck, all you guys who have sent me shit live in hick ass towns anyways.. and most are fat ugly whores... so i dont see any reason to be offened.. dont open ur mouth cuz i can just as easily talk shit about you...ur fat thats all there is to it... shut the fuck up and go get ur nails done!'

well, lets see here im gothic, , i hate everyone ^_^. yeah anyways my name is cal, and yes im racist, i have my reasons to be racist, i dont care for jews, or any type of religion other i suppose, well yeah theres not much to say about me, i just sit around, do stupid shit with my friends, we are also known as the klan, i decided to pictured a few of us below to give you an idea of "us", well yeah the klan has been around for a while now and we are just close friends who like to fuck around have a good time and share some of the same interests, i have a girlfriend, her name is Kayla, i fuckin love her with all my heart, i truly do, theres a picture of her in my heroes, shes so secksy <33, well yeah i guess if theres anything else you need or want to know about me just go

it's like the bible...greatest story ever told, just needs to be done in a certain way.

shes banging billy dude or someone else maybe a lot of other dudes, i think you should go over there and smash her 6timing head in, or take the hint and find a new girl

Go write a emo song about it and wear tight pants you fuckn fruity bastard...

who the hell is this cockfondling fruitfaggot?

my kind of lover!

it's two people

Post 1 = Cal

Post 2 = Kayla I think

Post 3 = Cal

jonny8pins said:

ha ha ha your doing great keep it up and i can take the night off!..

i just posted the link to all this but I realized it's way funnier out of context.

if you want a real man ill make you forget them both

this is what happens when you put powerful yet insane clown magic in the wrong hands

the_taste_of_cigarettes said:

are you gonna blow me or not?

You post the most useless shit and your band fucking sucks...

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hahaha said:

are you gonna blow me or not?

the_taste_of_cigarettes said:

are you gonna blow me or not?

: post by hahaha at Sep 6,2005 11:29pm
You post the most useless shit and your band fucking sucks...: post by hahaha at Sep 6,2005 11:29pm
You post the most useless shit and your band fucking sucks...: post by hahaha at Sep 6,2005 11:29pm
You post the most useless shit and your band fucking sucks...: post by hahaha at Sep 6,2005 11:29pm
You post the most useless shit and your band fucking sucks...: post by hahaha at Sep 6,2005 11:29pm
You post the most useless shit and your band fucking sucks...: post by hahaha at Sep 6,2005 11:29pm
You post the most useless shit and your band fucking sucks...: post by hahaha at Sep 6,2005 11:29pm
You post the most useless shit and your band fucking sucks...: post by hahaha at Sep 6,2005 11:29pm
You post the most useless shit and your band fucking sucks...: post by hahaha at Sep 6,2005 11:29pm
You post the most useless shit and your band fucking sucks...: post by hahaha at Sep 6,2005 11:29pm
You post the most useless shit and your band fucking sucks...: post by hahaha at Sep 6,2005 11:29pm
You post the most useless shit and your band fucking sucks...: post by hahaha at Sep 6,2005 11:29pm
You post the most useless shit and your band fucking sucks...: post by hahaha at Sep 6,2005 11:29pm
You post the most useless shit and your band fucking sucks...: post by hahaha at Sep 6,2005 11:29pm
You post the most useless shit and your band fucking sucks...: post by hahaha at Sep 6,2005 11:29pm
You post the most useless shit and your band fucking sucks...: post by hahaha at Sep 6,2005 11:29pm
You post the most useless shit and your band fucking sucks...: post by hahaha at Sep 6,2005 11:29pm
You post the most useless shit and your band fucking sucks...: post by hahaha at Sep 6,2005 11:29pm
You post the most useless shit and your band fucking sucks...

the_taste_of_cigarettes said:

come on honeybaby ill make you sweat

the real jonny8pins said:


I was referring to The Taste of Cigarettes

I'm pretty sure you said it to "offend" me but you're right, so... <shrugs>

the_taste_of_cigarettes said:

i dont know what just happened but answer the damn ? sweettits

oh my b

yes, I am blowing you as we speak.

put your long hard doink in my oinkhole

the_taste_of_cigarettes said:

ha ha ha thats my kind of girl!talk dirty to me baby!

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this thread gets my SEAL OF APPROVAL!

how bout wrappin your lips around my love pump

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much reading... sum it up!

the real jonny8pins said:

someone is 12 years old, someone hates TTOS, and a bunch of people are getting blown and f'ed in the A.

brian_dc said:

when shes done why dont you blow me to

because my mouth hurts too much from my 10 hour shift of hooking.

you greedy bastard.

KeithMutiny said:


it's mostly redundancies.

brian_dc said:

ha ha ha good answer

the_taste_of_cigarettes said:

it's mostly macaronies

davefromthegrave said:

piss off

the real jonny8pins said:

i love free blowjobs

KeithMutiny said:

i have never recieved a free blow job in my life ,every one cost me something!

well, hey, dinner, or a beer or 2 are always worth it....


unless you got a hot GF that takes care of you... but even then, you pay for it in the long run.

KeithMutiny said:

thats exactlyh what im sayin,girls ,like jews ,dont do anything unless theres something in it for them!

the real jonny8pins said:

wax on!

wax off!

the real jonny8pins said:

i hate carrot top

fucker

asswipe that's my handle.

the real jonny8pins said:

get your own handle propaganda boy

jonny8pins said:

better yet keep up the good work, i wont have to come back to this board for a while that way,i can harass the people over at myspace instead!

Its all bout the EMO!!!! << Heyz!...mi name is megan..nickname is Skittlez!..haha..lol..and im 14 yrz old...and i love sk8r boiz!...haha..lol....mi favorite kolorz r blue and black...im a punk/goth/loser/prep..mi best friendz r tyler and candice...and i like 2 take the guyz that gots gf'z..haha...lmao...jk.. but yeah...im serious..i wuznt kiddin...this year..i've been out with 7 guyz..NOT GURLZ..thats juss grossss..uhh...i love 2 play candy land...and i like 2 get hyper with mi friendz..and we jump around the house and eat chocolate..i like 2 go 2 the fair and meet hot guyz..*cough cough*KENNY..lmao...u know i love you very much kenny...and ur long ass hair..haha....i dont like listenin 2 country music...mi favorite song is Sugar,were going down...thats an awesome song...mi favorite word is loser..and friggin gay..haha...lol...i effin love elmo...lalalala lalalala elmoz world..elmo loves his goldfish..and his crayonz too..lmao...newayz...uhh..i like this dude..and i think he likes me...but he has a gf...and idc..i still tell him i love him...and he tellz me he lovez me...haha...lol..im such an ass...lol...jk...well thats all i can think of rite now...if you got ne questionz...ASKK MEE!!!!!...

what a waste of bandwidth...

"elmoz world..elmo loves his goldfish..and his crayonz too..lmao"

if that's a waste of bandwidth, I am clueless as to why the internet even exists.

the_taste_of_cigarettes said:

!?!?!?

the_taste_of_cigarettes said:

post by anonymous at Sep 7,2005 1:00pm
the_taste_of_cigarettes said:<< I am clueless as to why the internet even exists.>>

lee!

hey whatsup?! you seem like a chilll guy thats down to party... and dare i say blaze some nug?

so the thing is i live in buena park... i'm trying to connect with the people around this area as i moved here from orange about a year ago but have yet to make all the necessary connections around here.

i'm assuming you might blaze it and know people who somke herb since you still get down and party ... i'm trying to connect with the local herb scene so that's why im hitting you up.

i know this is pretty unorthodox but why not?

so hit me back if you're interested in the danky dank at good prices... or have friends that might be interested. i'll deal with amts up to 5 p's after you establish your credibility. i'll also hook up down to the g... it doesn't matter as long as you're chill. always good stuff and im almost always on deck because i work from home as a tech support op.

i pretty much live across the street from cypress college so don't hesitate to hit me up if you need a solid and reliable connect with quality that doesn't skimp. thanks.

- aub


p.s. i also hookup ANYTHING else you or anyone else may need. thanks for the time.

awesome.

what the fuck is .........<3?

It's a heart. Tilt your head sideways.