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returntothepit >> discuss >> Dane Cook appreciation... by nate on Aug 22,2005 2:43pm
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toggletoggle post by nate   at Aug 22,2005 2:43pm
everytime I hear this fuckin guy I lose my shit... anyone else think this guy is funny as hell??



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Aug 22,2005 2:47pm
SHE TRIES TO STOP IT!



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Aug 22,2005 4:18pm
FUCK BEES. I WILL PUNCH A BEE IN THE FACE!!!



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Aug 22,2005 4:20pm
he's from Arlington, AHS Alumni beechez



toggletoggle post by nate   at Aug 22,2005 4:23pm edited Aug 22,2005 4:26pm
someone shit on the coats..
someone shit on around or in the vicinity of the coat area...



toggletoggle post by wakeoftears  at Aug 22,2005 4:50pm
Anybody wish they had acid spit?

I WANT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by mark fucking richards at Aug 22,2005 4:50pm
WHAT?! sure hope it wasn't my coat...



toggletoggle post by nate   at Aug 22,2005 4:55pm
when I see people wearing superman shirts I like to just shoot em in the chest



toggletoggle post by wakeoftears  at Aug 22,2005 5:04pm
I used to not like him at all. I thought he was annoying and stupid, and then I guess I saw the type of humor behind it all. Now I think he's fucking ridiculously funny, such a spaz. I'm convinced he's a cokehead.



toggletoggle post by stainless at Aug 22,2005 5:06pm
Where's the fucking Van!!!!



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Aug 22,2005 5:08pm
i almost picked up the new cd the other day. His last album was ok, but not that great. is the new one really that good?



toggletoggle post by nate   at Aug 22,2005 5:47pm
I have never heard of him till the new CD but I think it's awesome... I made this post from work and soon as I walked in the door to my house I popped the CD in.



toggletoggle post by malettey  at Aug 22,2005 5:58pm edited Aug 22,2005 6:01pm
i don't care much for dane cook. i've listened to both of his albums and there was very little i actually laughed at. some of the stuff he says is funny but i think he's way too hyper, and most of his material seems pointless to me.
i prefer dark, cynical humor like bill hicks and george carlin.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Aug 22,2005 6:06pm
i had the itchiest asshole on record today. and yes i keep a record of my itchy assholes. May 14, 1985, i had the itchiest asshole until today...

priceless



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 22,2005 6:25pm
malettey said:
i don't care much for dane cook. i've listened to both of his albums and there was very little i actually laughed at. some of the stuff he says is funny but i think he's way too hyper, and most of his material seems pointless to me.
i prefer dark, cynical humor like bill hicks and george carlin.


I agree, but I havn't heard both of his albums. I've seen a little of his stand-up. I should watch more and see if it changes my opinion.



toggletoggle post by nate   at Aug 22,2005 6:46pm
The skits that he's done for Crank Yankers suck compared to his stand up shit.



toggletoggle post by A.Nolan at Aug 22,2005 7:33pm
monkey are you in here?
i'm in the closet!
holy shit you just spoke.
i know i taught myself to talk!



toggletoggle post by nate   at Aug 22,2005 7:40pm
The monket skit is roll on the fuckin floor hilarious...

"What could be cooler then coming home from work and knowing there is amonkey in the house ready to do battle" bahahaha



toggletoggle post by nate   at Aug 22,2005 7:41pm
The monket skit is roll on the fuckin floor hilarious...

"What could be cooler then coming home from work and knowing there is amonkey in the house ready to do battle" bahahaha



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Aug 22,2005 11:06pm
i prefer Bill Hicks/George Carlin type humor too. there's so few of them around tho. I'm always looking for something new. the new disk was at newbury comics for like $12. 2 cd's and a dvd. could be worth it.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Aug 22,2005 11:29pm
the new cd isnt nearly as good as the last one, but the "my son, the tranformer" bit, is fuckin hilarious



toggletoggle post by wakeoftears  at Aug 23,2005 12:17am
nate said:
The skits that he's done for Crank Yankers suck compared to his stand up shit.





toggletoggle post by eddie  at Aug 23,2005 12:28am
i love the new cds, although the dvd sucked, the two cds more than make up for it



toggletoggle post by babyshaker at Aug 23,2005 10:13am
"no no im fine once a day i drain the blood from my head, now exscuse me im gonna go puke up shards of my pelvis into this bush"



toggletoggle post by nate   at Aug 23,2005 10:18am
I love the one about the guy he cut in line at the store and how the guy finds him and goes to kill him but someone jumps in front of the killer and kills Dane before the first guy can kill him...



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Aug 23,2005 10:26am
is your name "Monkey Fuckin' a Coconut"? MFC, is that you? Could be a pineapple, looks like a co-co-nut.



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Aug 23,2005 10:26am
that dane cook is a silly bitch.



toggletoggle post by nate   at Aug 23,2005 10:38am
MFC I shortened it... bad ass mother fucker, bamf, see I just shortened it again...



toggletoggle post by MASlayer at Aug 24,2005 9:07am
Christ flakes...hilarious...best comic out there right now



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 3,2005 10:46pm
Dane Cook hosting SNL tonight..new episode...



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 3,2005 11:36pm
he's joking about cameras now



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 4,2005 1:36am
I taped it, gonna watch it on Sunday.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Dec 4,2005 2:12am
I watched it for a little while and then my roomates brought home a truckload of loud ugly girls...I couldn't get my tv up loud enough to focus



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Dec 4,2005 2:33am
Dane Cook is the fucking man!!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 4,2005 6:34am
iwas kinda let down with a lot of his monologue being jokes he's already done before...but a few of the skits were pretty funny

i loved the look on his face after he'd announce james blunt as the musical guest...you could see his cheeks buckling



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