Saturday August 20th in scenic Wayland, MA

FEATURING (in no particular order):

ShitFuck
Exploding Christ
It Will End In Pure Horror
Dissector
Contagion
TeeBag

ALL AGES!

5 Bucks gets you into the show and gets you free BBQ for the rest of the day!
Don't miss out!


20 Shawmut Ave. Ext, Wayland, MA
Show starts around 3

looks like a fun show

YES!

http://www.myspace.com/shitfuckthrash


http://www.massholes.org/horror


http://www.myspace.com/dissector

what the fuck happened there?

that was supposed to be the links for all the bands, but it went retarded

http://www.myspace.com/explodingchrist

http://www.myspace.com/contagionma

that's the ticket

also, this will be the first Exploding Christ show with Johhny H. on bass duties

I'm pysched for this show. Since it's all ages we'll try to cram a bunch of people into our cars.

I really want to make it to this

where is wayland by the way?

if you need a ride, me devon and a couple other people might go to this..you are welcome to come along...

EVERYBODY GO
EVERYBODY DANCE!

im there...i need a dissector, whoremastery, exploding christ show.

and shit fuck....i gotta add them to my myspace

excuse the fact that it starts from my house:

doesnt seem to far from quincy where i live

Our bassist probably can't make it. I just found this out. If this is the case I would still like to play so maybe we could work something out.

Do you nkow about what time this gets over?

Unless it might be better to get on another one but I really wanna play with EC and IWEIPH.

Dissector, IWEIPH, Exploding Christ, and Whoremastery show. Somebody book that.

YOU SON OF A BITCH! I JUST MADE THIS BITCHIN FLYER!

edited to cover up my retardation

THAT FLYER SUCKS!!!

Haha just kidding dude. We'll still do it without him. It's up to you guys, the people if you want to see us then or wait til another one and see if we can get on.

i think you guys should do it either way, but it's up to you. christ, they played a show with you didn't they?

but is it a time thing? i can have you guys play later in the day if he cant get there early or something.

I have no idea. He has to be at the cape at 5. So I dunno if it's possible. Maybe if he leaves at 3:30 or 3:45 the latest so I have no idea if that's possible at all. Unless he can get back before it's over and we go on later. I ahve no idea I'm not the one to talk to.

Either way, you say you want us to play, we'll paly.

so you're playing. excellent. hopefully eddie can make it too, but if not, no big deal. i never liked that kid anyway...i'm kiddng of course.

LET THE FEAST BEGIN!

i have to be in cape cod at 6 it's a hour and ahalf drive, we we can do it if we play at like 3, i'll leave early and the rest of the band can enjoy the rest of the acts

If Eddie doesn't come his spot on stage is up for grabs. Anybody who wants to go onstage and randomly grunt into the mic or improv bass is welcome. We can't jsut have 2 guys on stage I'll feel lonely.

even better. i believe the show's gonna start at 2 or 3 anyway. i should probably have put that on the flyer...i knew i forgot something.

Dissector said:

hey i'm not that easliy replaced!

If you don't wise up we'll replace you with a robot! And all of our songs will be about the Jetsons instead of zombies.

We're playing without a bassist as well.

And our links are--

http://massholes.org/horror http://myspace.com/itwillendinpurehorror

My descriptions of the bands for this is awesome.

Shit Fuck [Punk that fucks your mother]
Exploding Christ [Abortion Blowjob-Core]
It Will End In Pure Horror [Powerviolence Assholes]
Dissector [They raped your girlfriend, faggot]
Teebag [I hear they give out free Vicodin]
Contagion [They invented cancer]

haha well done

THIS SHOW IS GONNA ROCK!

That picture needs to be a flyer.

gA:gL:gL: gH:gA:gI:gL: gC:gO:gO:gL: gF:gQ:gN:gT:

HEY THEY WONRT STYAY DEAF SHOULD PLAY THIS SHOWS

me devon megan and evan are going to this mike, theres going to be a father son crab walking contest i heard, so you might want to call your dad and see if he can make it too...to defend the title and all

BOWEL BLASTOR BOWEL BLASTOR BOWEL BLASTOR BOWEL BLASTOR BOWEL BLASTOR BOWEL BLASTOR BOWEL BLASTOR BOWEL BLASTOR BOWEL BLASTOR BOWEL BLASTOR BOWEL BLASTOR BOWEL BLASTOR BOWEL BLASTOR BOWEL BLASTOR BOWEL BLASTOR BOWEL BLASTOR

Im not familiar with the type of thing Im seeing

"hot pot of coffee"

bump

i'll see if They Won't Stay Dead can play the next one

contagion is no longer playing, but i'm too lazy to fix the flyer

If Contagion isn't playing, perhaps TWSD! can get on this one?

My cousin is getting married this day so I unfortunately will not be able to attend, although it does look like a pretty kick ass time, watch that grill for me!

I will smoke an extra bowl in your honor, Joshua.

Oh man I want to go but thats a fucking HIKE.

RichHorror said:

Here here.

Yeah, but FREE BBQ. It all evens up in the end.

You really should make a new flier for me to post around elsewhere Ben, that one is terrible haha... Anyone gonna take CONTAGION's place?

I'll make a flyer tonight when I get bored.

Sign onto AIM, jerk.

It's my understanding that Dissector is going first, so everyone NEEDS to come to this show on time.

meat!

I got that when I googled Rich Horror

Obviously.

<img src = http://www.viger.it/cannibal.jpg>

It's better when it makes work fucks

mike if you want a ride be at the sound musem at 230 in a beekeepers suit

dan shut up i hate u fuck in hell with lifes and deads

what

RichHorror said:

That's Mike Fuck's girlfriend.

He's a lucky man.

Today mutha fuckaaaas!

I will be wearing a prototype of the new IWEIPH t-shirts in sleeveless form at this.

And I will be demonstrating the proper use of the new IWEIPH dildo.

I definitely need to mass market those.

Dissector said:

YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY DENISE, SHE IS A SWEET AND UNIQUE FLOWER

Fuckin a' that was fun.

Got there just in time for Dissector after ending up on rt. 117 instead of 27, and actually watched them instead of zombie moshing. they rocked the fuck out.

Next on VH1 Storytellers: It Will End In Pure Horror. Despite Rich ending up in Boston and their bassist going AWOL, it was still great and entertaining as fuck.

TeeBag: as gay as their name would imply

ShitFuck: Fuckin great as well, you all should check them out if you have yet to do so.

Thanks to ShitFuck for having us, thanks to Cody, Alex, Megan, Jeff, Rick, Marsi, etc. for coming. Hopefully we can have one more of these shows before the snow kicks in.

I had a great time. Got a little drunk towards the end. But it was fun.

i was the guy with the crystal balls, did you guys like my routine?

dan_bloodblister said:

It was quite gay in a gayish sort of gay way with a touch of gayness. Do you think that was part of the band's show?

well, they were called teabag - so probably.

at first i thought the bands name was like teabag as in balls on face. and then i realized it was teabag as in earl grey. what the hell.

it was fun as fuck though, good meeting a bunch of you and a special thank you to the kid who was playing carnivore and destruction!!

I thought it meant balls on face too. What the fuck is Earl Grey though?

dude, you arent much of a gentleman

Dissector said:
Isn't that some sort of pipe tobacco or tea?

Oops I was a bit late with that question.

Does Earl Grey happen to know wizardry?

his mother was an owl, if that answers your question

For some reason "I was conceived of an owl" doesn't sound as good as jackal.

I'm pissed I missed all the fucking juggling. And my plan to put myself through the stage ala Cactus Jack was thwarted. Fuck.

We were hoping you'd jump on the trampoline naked.

I've just been notified that I have to pay $10,000 in fines to It Will End In Pure Horror, Inc for missing this show. THANKS, MAPQUEST.

what asshole told you to use mapquest?

apparently teebag has firebreathers and what not as well, but i guess we weren't deserving of such showmanship.

I must escape the throes of the mosquito laden wilderness, or perish under the crushing might of west nile.

I have alot of mosquito bites from this show

Dissector, exploding christ and the half-of-iweiph rocked , it was cool to check out shit fuck

Thanks to everyone that came out to my show, it was a great turnout and even though mosquito's fucking blow (thanks to Exploding Christ for playing that song), it was still a fun time. Anyone that wants us to play on a show just ask and we'll play, next time we won't suck as much I promise. Playing in that zombie make up was a bitch, seeing as how my eye was covered and I had no depth perception what so ever.

looks like it was fun.
oh well.

Wait... I never even considered the possibility that Teabag was named after the noun, not the verb... Fittingly gay!

Good times, overall! The chaperones didn't take too kindly to people drinking in the yard, but they didn't do too much to stop it really.

KillerKadoogan said:

Or you could just go inside.
Haha that was great.

KillerKadoogan said:

My asshole guitar player. That asshole.

Oh, did anyone take pictures or [preferrably] video at this?

I took video, and a shitload of pictures. I'm going to be making a DVD of this to send to everyone, so stay tuned!