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New site? Maybe some day.
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Aparently south station in Boston is being evacuated and a bomb squad has been called in. The news stations are pretty uninformed at this point, but a terrorist attack is suspected.
Assholes. My band's practice space is in boston, this is going to be a pain in the ass. |
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That's what our soldiers are fighting for, your practice space. |
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nothing on the news now, are you close to there?
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swamplorddvm said: That's what our soldiers are fighting for, your practice space. |
it does have a gene simmons cut out, but moreso it has an original leatherface cutout from texas chainsaw 2. that shits worth..billions. |
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swamplorddvm said: That's what our soldiers are fighting for, your practice space. |
Well there not doing a very good fucking job because both my rent and the gas to get there are very pricey right now. |
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dan_bloodblister said: swamplorddvm said:That's what our soldiers are fighting for, your practice space. |
it does have a gene simmons cut out, but moreso it has an original leatherface cutout from texas chainsaw 2. that shits worth..billions. |
See, Dan knows what the fuck is up. |
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bombs ruin peoples days sometimes. |
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BornSoVile said: nothing on the news now, are you close to there?
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Nope, I'm about 20 miles away (whitman).
It was just on channel five, but they cut to go to a report on how macy's bought filenes. |
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MACYS BOUGHT FILENES?? HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!! I HOPE THIS MEANS DISCOUNTS ON MY BLOUSES!!! |
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Your not fooling anyone with your sarcasm Dan, we all know you really DO wear blouses. |
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I thought that macy's was leaving washington st in boston. |
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macys is harboring terrorists |
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i like this subject line
terrorist attack: boston
like its a world tour. although i guess it is. |
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i just got back form work right down the street from south station and there was a bomb squad truck and everything was taped off |
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inside the "suspicious" bag was a cassette player that was stuck on play and was making a ticking-like sound... |
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JACK
My suitcase was ticking?
SECURITY MAN
Actually, throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
JACK
Sorry? Throwers?
SECURITY MAN
Baggage handlers. But when a suitcase vibrates, the throwers have to call the police.
JACK
My suitcase was vibrating?
SECURITY MAN
Nine time out of ten, it's an electric razor. But every once in a while...
...It's a dildo. Of course It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We must use the indefinite article: "A dildo". Never "Your dildo".
JACK
I don't own a --
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