It's my dog's birthday. My dog's awesome because he listens to bane of existence & noosebomb. One time that drunk guy from Grief adapted a song about him.

This is super interesting.

whoooo hooooo give that dog a pound of bacon

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUCK!!!!!!!!!

give that dog a

Dogs are generally way better than people.

I know he wants one. I see the way he drools over mine.

thats a beer i'm referring to

largefreakatzero said:

no doubt about it

i wrote a song called I hate the human race, not I hate the canine race.

largefreakatzero said:

I should post a picture of Mimi, my roomate's pit/black lab

she was so cute this morning I gave her a spoonful of peanut butter in her dish

then when I got out of the shower she's waiting for me inside my room, gives me this look "can I have some more?"

I laughed and pet her head for a minute

then I'm about to leave and she comes up to me "PPPPPLLLLEEEAAAASSSSEEE?????"

how could I refuse, I dropped my bags and went into the kitchen and got her a dog biscuit then I had a brilliant idea: I cross the kitchen, took out the jar of PB, dipped the biscuit into it and fed it to her

she was so happy

He always tries to sing along with Jeff at practice.

cute doggie!

ROOF!

this is the sound a doggie makes

Moo.

charlie, such a handsome fellow.
he's got a pretty damn good voice too.

Happy bday I hope your liver recovers faster than mine did the other night

I used to have a dog,
ERNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is he a Springer? Great dogs for woodcock hunting (yes, I said cock). I have 2 british yellow labs that are about 8 months old. Advice: never get 2 puppies at the same time from the same litter. I am working through it with the help of a great trainer and by the fall both should be trained enough to flush pheasants and retrieve ducks. That is if their dad (me) learns to shoot straight.

largefreakatzero said:

yeah. He's an english springer spaniel. he was the runt of the litter but now he's bigger than all of them. Probably 4 inches taller and weighs about 80 pounds. It's funny how much that hunting shit is in their blood. All he does when he's outside is look for birds and run around. He's never mastered the art of stealth, though. I guess he thinks run and bark is a great way to get those birds.

SuperFly said:

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

(dum doo da dee daa, dum doo da dee daa, dum doo da dee daa, daa daa daa) That song rules.

the engineer we recorded with this week has an awesome rottweiler. the dog was totally awesomeing up the place and really increased the awesomeness of the recording.

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:


ALL HAIL THE CHUCKSTER!!!!
Seriously though, hes an awesome dog.

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:

Yeah, we should practice it once in a while

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:

That looks identical to my old dog, Rose. She used to chew on steak knives.

Is "steak knives" blacktalk for your penis?

It's ghetto slang for the paperboy's dick.

I am a paperboy.