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returntothepit >> discuss >> news flash: david hasselhoff is cheap, an ass and a pig by succubus on Jul 22,2005 1:59pm
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toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jul 22,2005 1:59pm
my niece emailed me telling me she went to NYC and was in liberty park and spotted D. Hasselhoff. she didn't talk to him or anything but told me what she saw...

Anyhow, I guess this guy selling fake Louis Vuitton purses asked for his autograph and he said ok, if he could get free purses....

wtf? so he gave the man an autograph and then took a GARBAGE BAG full of fake purses...so i guess he's a cheap bastard

then some guys wanted their photo taken with him and he was like "no way!" but would only pose with girls..homophobe?

i dunno, it made me laugh...why do people even give a shit when they see him? i've seen a ton of celebrities and they are just people, i've met and spoken with them and so what...only once in my life was i was geek and asked for autographs...but that was oliver fuckin stone


anyhow that's all



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 22,2005 2:00pm
it was probably someone impersonating him...



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jul 22,2005 2:04pm
gahhhh i clicked on it!!

i have no idea

everyone seemed to think it was him...

and i hate that gif



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Jul 22,2005 2:06pm
I need a garbage bag full of counterfeit purses.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 22,2005 2:07pm
whoah... he actually is in New York
http://www.davidhasselhoffonline.com/main.html

CURRENT NEWS - JULY - JUNE 2005

July 21st - David In New York...

David sighting at Times Square hot spot, "Bond 45". - Bond45.com



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jul 22,2005 2:12pm
see...
he's an ass



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Jul 22,2005 2:13pm
you know, with all that fake designer crap..one of my best friends grew up and still lives in brooklyn..so you know, shes lived in nyc her whole life and knows people and shit..off broadway they have these flea markets and most of those "fake" purses and glasses and shit are actually real and theyre just stolen and sold as fake for high prices. you just have to know what is what. we actually financed a trip to chicago by buying and selling "fake" coach bags. girls are so dumb, $300 for bags i bought for 60. god bless america



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jul 22,2005 2:15pm
yes some are stolen but PuCCI instead of gucci is fake

and you can say that SOME girls are dumb...all sorts of people are...



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Jul 22,2005 2:19pm
pucci is a designer, i know that from having a gaudy italian grandmother



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 22,2005 2:22pm
no, pucci was homer simpson.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Jul 22,2005 2:23pm
hahaha



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jul 22,2005 2:25pm
no...it's gucci purses not pucci purses...




toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Jul 22,2005 2:37pm



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jul 22,2005 2:39pm
yes but the purses in NYC have the gucci emblem and say pucci...

or even cucci...
i'm just talking about fake purses



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Jul 22,2005 2:41pm



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jul 22,2005 3:03pm
when i click on that IMG it opens the thread in a new browser so i dunno what it is

but anyhow hasselhoff sucks!



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jul 22,2005 3:18pm
Who cares about NYC, he's huge in Europe.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jul 22,2005 3:25pm
japan?
yes
ps: he sucks... i just don't get it...



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jul 22,2005 3:44pm
designer purses are a waste of money. if i was a woman, i'd use a shopping bag as a purse. it's free and has the same features these designer bags have: handles and the ability to hold shit inside. i don't know why it matters if your bag says gucci or pucci or whatever.



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Jul 22,2005 5:36pm
david hasslehoff is a fucken god in germany --- i have no idea why but my sister n law worships him.

the new thing is bag/purse parties --- people come in to your home with counterfit/stolen bags and you buy them for cheap while having wine and cheese



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jul 22,2005 5:50pm
i need to hear about these parties in advance so i can tug one out in each purse beforehand and show those broads a real party. i guess in that case, it'd be a surprise party.



toggletoggle post by Prisoner 137 at Jul 22,2005 8:31pm
He'll squeal like a pretty little piglet when we pull a "covered wagon" on him if he ever ends up in the big house...



toggletoggle post by yodaslab at Jul 22,2005 10:50pm
say what you will, but hasslehoff probably gets alot of 'tang in Germany although its probably hairier than sasquatches taint.



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