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New site? Maybe some day.
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(Saugus, MA) This just in:
Nototrious East Manor kiddie toucher correctly identified as sketchy discussion board lurker, Davefromthegrave, was apprehended Monday night in a shocking child sex-ring dragnet. Police were clued into his abhorrent (not cool in a metal way) lifestyle due to his countess "jokes" about kids, penises, lil'amber, and Manowar references on the famous Return To The Pit web chat forum.
An anonomous board member was quoted as saying that "Dave never really fit in and everyone thought that he was pretty creepy. Plus, he had this thing for Lita Ford which, despite her collaboration with Ozzy, is totally uncool."
Davefromthegrave was lured into a bizare sex trap by Sargeant Amber Jacobs (aka lil' Amber) and her partner, Joey DeMaio (aka lead singer of Manowar) at a Saugus, MA rest stop. Davefromthegrave was unable to make the $20,000 bail. His relatives were surprised when his metal collection only yeilded $40 on ebay. Apparently people just aren't paying much for Faster Pussycat anymore. |
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how come he gets all the credit? |
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how long did you spend writing that? |
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I just read that in the Boston Globe! |
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WangfromMang said: I just read that in the Boston Globe! |
and then you larped it out, dungeons & dragons style. |
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Wang, eh? I don't believe it. |
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Yo Punk,
Where you locked up? We don't have computers in Cell Block 4.
Being locked down for kiddie porn ain't gangsta and it ain't metal neither. You get stuck with a shiv for that where I'm comin' from at yo! |
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Don't desicrate the almighty role playing game |
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Anyone want to meet up at the Derry Coffee House tonight for some D & D ?
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your posts get more and more putrid as time goes on. If you're spending this much time thinking about me, Why don't you just come over here and suck my cock? |
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HERE'S DAVE BOWING BEFORE THE GRAVE |
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Dave looks a lot like my friend George |
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Thanks so much for your interest, KeithMutiny. Here is another shot of our band photo. From left to right, we are: John Bon Jovi, Steven Tyler, Matt Dillon, Izzy Stradlin, and Slash 2 (kinda like Gallagher 2, he is Slash's brother).
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Dave,
Your name is a copyright violation. As soon as you get out of the big house expect a whopping lawsuit from the Wendy's corporation.
(the use of the word whopping is in no way a reference to my competitors burger) |
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DaveFromTheGrill said:
(the use of the word whopping is in no way a reference to my competitors burger |
or your penis |
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Yo Dave,
This is the real me eating your jailburgers. Come and get me. |
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I'm bored with you. adios. |
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Adois? You prefer Mexican? Now you're talking guerilla style! |
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Goodnight Dave. Have a nice siesta. We'll chat more next wednesday, hombre. |
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AAAAAA AHHHHHH HEEOOOOWWW
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There is a god among us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Powerkok |
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PowerkokfromtheAlmighty is the king |
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yo, i mostly listen to rap but powerkok AND David Lee Roth get mad props |
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There are diamonds, there are Daves, (there are even some graves) but Powerkok is immortal. |
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davefromthegrave said: DaveFromTheGrill said:
(the use of the word whopping is in no way a reference to my competitors burger |
or your penis |
ohhh snap
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GUSTO! GUSTO! YOU STOLE MY NAME! WHEN I GET OUT IM COMIN FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
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Yeah Gusto's in the motherfuckin house
with my man Dead Mike!
We breakin motherfuckers off 24-7!
So check this shit out!
Aiyyo Gusto... (whassup?)
KICK THAT SHIT!!!
Straight Outta Locash
A crazy mothafucka named Gusto
I fucked ya wife, cause the bitch is a big hoe
I fucked ya sister, I fucked ya cat
I would have fucked ya mom but the bitch is too fat!
When I'm in ya neighborhood, ya betta dig a moat
cause I'm comin to slit... ya motherfuckin throat!
Blood is drippin, I'm not slippin
Bitches panties, is what I'm rippin
Rollin faster than a motherfuckin dirt bike
Never met a piece of pussy that I didn't like
Like to eat it, like to suck it
Take a shit... in a bucket; Straight Outta Locash!!!
Crazy motherfuckers, hah hah!
(Where you from, nigga?)
Comin straight out of Locash,
a crazy motherfucker named Dead Mike
So get ready cause you're goin for a long hike
off a cliff, I'm drivin you over
Now ya dead with ya fo' leaf clover
Float like a cannonball, sting like a shark
I'm the nigga waitin for you in the dark
Waitin to rob you, waitin to beat you
A bullet in ya head is how I greet you (whassup nigga?)
A villain with a hat, and it's like that
I tied yo' moms to a motherfuckin train track
Flat on her back, I give her some crack
It's ten o'clock - DO YOU KNOW WHERE YO MOMS IS AT?
At my house (doin what?) wipin her ass
She had to move... STRAIGHT OUTTA LOCASH!!!
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