March 25th @ The New Age Cabaret, Albany, NY w/ Mute, others
March 26th @ The Underground, West Reading, PA w/ Throdl, others
March 27th @ JonGon's house, Baltimore, MD w/ Moonshine, others
March 28th @ NJ (NEED HELP DAMN YOU!!!)

I'll post complete info later when I have the chance.

if you live near any of these, come bring your fucking mosh / fart !!!!

You guys made our dreams come true. We will be ready and so will our Pat Benetar cover.

hahah I keep saying it's a different person...Joan Jett...Nancy Sinatra...I just could NOT remember who did Heartbreaker originally!!!!! :P

-N

Friday, March 25th
@ The New Age Cabaret
453 N Pearl St
Albany, NY
all ages - $7 - 7pm
with/
M.U.T.E.
tradgic bliss
the tequila retribution
bareism


Saturday, March 26th
@ The Hardbean Underground
600 Penn Ave
West Reading, PA
all ages - $5 - 7:30pm
with/
Throdl
Subskin


Sunday, March 27th
@ JonGon's Pad
4210 Clarkdale rd
Baltimore , MD
$4 - all ages - 4pm
with/
Moonshine
Peasant
+ 1 TBA

Monday, March 28th - NJ / NY / CT!?!?!?! DE?!?!?!? (need help)

boners are contagious

ass tablets

I AM SO ASS CRAZY!

balls

dsadsasd

we rocked the shit out of all the fucking Tradgic Bliss you could find.

John Ritter exploded into a ball of yarn.

We flipped off a camero filled with hot latino broads.

Also we were called "White Boy Faggots" by a Ghetto Goddess!

When in Albania, do as the Albanians do. Bomber it, bitch.

you kids get crazy for daddy.

the dudes left lots of flat bread and hommus and a cucumber in my refrigerator

Justin -- thanks so much for letting us stay. I slept so well!!!!! You rock man. May 8th is with Wasteform and Organ Harvest or something at that Internal Bleeding show...they any good?


TONIGHT ran as such:

First band was like a nu-metal Candiria. Not entirely bad, really, but I dunnow...wasn't my taste at all really.

John Ritter was tons of fun but the entire room left for all of their set out of respect for..well...no one. They literally didn't give JRtR a chance. Room was 5 people, 2 of which were kids under 12.

TToS wasn't as good as last night but still played it up. We thanked the two kids who stood up front, and the 10 yr old girl asked Alex to sign her arm and me for a pick. I told the boy he ruled and noticed he was wearing a rad wu-tangish dragonny shirt and black nail polish. ROCK!

The Last band, Throdl, none of you would like. They weren't anything I like but nu-metal fans would eat them up. Totally like Disturbed and Korn mixed with all the metalcore that makes it on the radio like Atreyu and stuff. They played 23 songs and did a set over an hour. I remember a line that was something like "you are the confusion in my hiroglyphic lie"

we did, however, get paid enough to make up part of the cost of getting to Albania, sot hat is good, as well as all of both of our gas. Jay from Throdl was very cool to do that for us.

we're staying at Colin from The Fall Line's house tonight and hanging around B-more tomorrow. Meow.

the video camera reveals all.

justin - the cucumber was really a seeded sexual device!

Tragic bliss sends there regards......

well good goddamn almighty in a handbasket from hell, would you like punch with that.

wasteform are our very close friends and organ harvest are also our homies and they are both amazing. internal bleeding is old school and our drummer kyle just joined them for the tour. we are playing that day in troy then kyle is going to utica to play that albie's bar show.

Justin - whoa, sounds good then!

LAST NIGHT IN B-MORE:

can't say enough good stuff about the music I always hear coming from there and the crowd that goes to shows. THESE people know how to fucking ROCK, huh!?!?!

Plague Wielder -- awesome fucking grind/crust with harmonized guitar leads. Really fucking good. Anne would have eaten this band up witha spoon. First show I think!

John Ritter - the crowd loved them. Tightest set of the weekend by far. Sounded so fucking loud the cops came but just said turn down a little and then took off.

TToS - lots of our friends from the area came out and rocked out. I remember seeing like a wave of headbanging in the audience as everyone went up and down in synch. Great response, lots of fun; totally worth the trip!!!

Moonshine - this is a band with an ex-member of Wake Up On Fire, Miss, on vocals. Totally different than the moonshine from Lexington, MA. Soundes like a really fucking evil version of ... uhh... I dunnow but female fronted vocals and huge doomy sounds with lots of noise. REALLY good.

Peasant -- I wasn't really into them. Kind of doom / crust metal as well. Still, I remember them being good.

Nux Vomica -- this band kicked ASS! Chris and Just Dave who used to be in Wake Up On Fire are now in this, along with a dude I met a long time ago from the area. It's like From Ashes Rise mixed with ... well mixed with this old crust /grind band i used to be in in high school called sic.semper.tyrannis. They were lots of fast, furious, and crazy d-beat mixed with Disrupt style fucking crust grind and then lots of good twists. A real crowd pleaser.

a good time had by all! we got paid well; the dudes from The Fall Line showed up in full effect. PLEASURE!


look forward to our cheesy tour dvd that I believe Charlie from JRtR is making.