The hispanic man who cleans my building is named Porfirio.

I thought you'd like to know this.

That is all.

hahaha.

hahahahahah that's awesome.

if you would have told me he was named halo suffocation machine that would have been a bit more mind blowing though.

hahaha

I assure you if I ever meet anyone named Halo Suffocation Machine you'll be the first to know.

I had a religion teacher named Mr. Hoffman who had two sons named Eric and Ben. Seriously. I asked him if he was a Deicide fan but he didnt know what i was talking about.

Christraper? Religion class? Are you a catholic school veteran as well?

hmmm howd you guess?

Does Catholicism disallow the raping of Christ? Or are they cool with that?

I would imagine its probably looked down upon. I never had the balls to ask them so i could be wrong.

that guy should be able to get in for free at all porph shows just because of his name. if someone has a name anywhere remotely similar to ours, we'll let them in NQA