since i don't have enough time to keep up with every post that interests me or pertains to me, you guys should totally bump them up till I see them, or label them so i know which ones I will like. Then anoint my feet with rose petal water.
or you know, I guess not (sighs and returns to searching board for valuable content)
I wish there was way to make all the messages dealing with me go to my email.
or better yet, have a hardwire to my anus so i can SHIT ALL OVER STUPID POSTS.
or if there are hot chix that cruise the board, they could all, like, fit in this capsule I can break open when ever I want my knob slobbered on. I drop it water and out pop hot girls in fishnets with like moist j-j's and they all want my man knife in their hatchet wound.