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: post by Scrimshaw at 2004-08-15 19:02:11

Rape – rape – rape, rape, rape!
Rape – rape, rape, rape!
It’s utterly amazing how many different kinds of rape there are!
There’s Italian Rape…
Uno, due, tres, quatro, cinque, quante Lira.
Look into my eye-a-balls, you will see the fire!
How much Lira have you gott-a ? Only a quarter?
Oh Madonna, you didn’t oughta – for that I’ll have your daughter !

Japanese Rape, of course!
American Rape is full of hate and we’re told, practically every minute of the hour.
And the way we’re going we’ll never be late,
Except for that date, with impatient Black Power!

Beginnings of Chinese Rape – endless!
One does need time, as any Englishman will expline,
If only to apologise for the agonising convenience caused
To Mother Nature’s forbidden walls!
In France of course, where fun is greedy,
The women are a little more seedy.
And rape is hardly ever necessary.
So even if the Franc is down, la plume de ma tante is always up and around!
In Germany it isn’t always remembered,
What with Liszt, Wagner and Tannhauser,
The Rape is synonymous with whips, bunkers and Mauser.
Which makes it all comparatively kinky –
With gas thrown in to get rid of the stinky!
In Russia it’s far too cold for anything so bold!
And being notoriously political (if a trifle hypocritical)
Rape becomes piratical,
And Czechoslovakia far more suitable!
Which makes the whole thing rather nasty, tasteless and hasty.
But as Jason King would say, it depends so much on what you…fancy!
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