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:	post by Dissector at 2004-06-03 21:12:45

Nah I don't care at all, its very amusing. I can't believe how fast you guys spread the word. So heres the whole story:

We left my house, (me, CongoogetalZobotomy, and the Zombie Mosh guy) to go to Armageddon Shop. As we were leaving I said I really had to take a shit but I knew I would be in there for a while so I decided to hold it in fear it would be closed before we got there.

So we get there and I really have to go really really bad, I step outside a few times to fart. Finally I just had to sit down so I got the car keys and sat in the car. All of a sudden...I felt it.

Liquid spewed out of my ass before I even knew it. Then I felt the mega-bomb coming. I tried to take my pants off as fast as i could but the stupid army belt I was wearing made it difficult. So I finally get my pants down, I grab an empty Dunkin Donuts bag, and shit this HUGE turd into it. But the way it came out it spread all over my ass cheaks. so I padded my ass with napkins, padded the seat with empty bags, sat down with my pants off and put my denim jacket over my crotch.

My boxers, my ass, and even my nutsack somehow was covered in shit. I had to ride the whole way home with no pants on and sitting on a giant lump of shit! Not to mention my fingers where covered in shit and the stench had us constantly dry heaving.

It was enjoyable. This is the 4th time this happened in 2 years! But this is by far the best.

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