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: post by Samantha at 2011-08-19 16:36:00
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More Great Bible Facts

- Jesus had pale white skin with blonde hair and blue eyes and this endeared him to his pet Agilisaurus.

- There is evidence to suggest that Jesus and his disciples had mullet haircuts.

- The disciples of the messiah would often travel on the backs of large flying dinosaurs similar to the Rhambphorhynchus Anurognathus on their way to the sea of Galilee. The large flying reptile Pterosaurs are also mentioned from the teachings of the lord Jesus Christ himself when speaking with Nicodemus (Jn. 3:14).

- Noah's Ark carried many dinosaurs including the Tyrannosaurus Rex and Brachiosaurus as well as tiny insects and bugs.

- Adam saved Eve from being eaten by a Carnotaurus one day and was rewarded with intercourse. This is how the human race initially multiplied.

- Only Americans who believe in Jesus walking with dinosaurs will be taken up to be with him and all his friends in heaven when the Rapture comes.


You forgot to mention the space ships. Haven't you been watching Ancient Aliens lately? Jesus was an extra terrestrial. He flew around in a space ship and had all kinds of really cool alien technology. The ark of the covenant was a nuclear reactor that made food for the Jews when they were wandering the desert. ALIENS DID IT!
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