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:	post by muffintits69 at 2010-09-05 18:41:20

Drummer and female vocalist looking to start a revoltingly depraved Boston area pornogrind project. Right now we just have a handful of lyrics, samples, working title, and a dream so we're looking for the brootal riffs to power our ascent into pornogrind glory. You certainly don't have to be some virtuosic tech-genius prog-nerd noodle-tard or be able to play 350 bpm with your dick as a pick while juggling flaming dildos, but it would be helpful if you don't completely suck, have decent gear, are able to lay down some fat ass catchy grooves, and know how to grind people's asses off when necessary. We're more into thematically being the soundtrack to efukt.com than having to sound like Cock and Ball Torture, though we are thinking about getting a pitchshifter. We're also considering the possibility of silly/disgusting/scandalous stage antics though nothing's set in stone. Drummer has an awesome kit, extensive recording/touring experience in various metal(ish) bands, and an enormous wiener, and the singer is, well, a chick, and I'm sure that counts for something. If anyone ends up giving half a flying fuck about our band (and maybe even if they don't) we'd consider trying to get signed and potentially tour. You should be able to practice once or twice a week, preferably in our basement in J.P., which could be our (free) practice space. Bassists encouraged to reply as well.

Other requests:

Be 18+ (it shouldn't be illegal for you to buy your own band's CD)
Have a sick sense of humor
Be ok with occasional drunk retardation

Things that give us boners:

Devourment
Mortician
Cock and Ball Torture
Eyehategod
Anal Cunt
Sexcrement
Exhumed
Daughters
Burzum
Horrible tattoos
Crackwhore Confessions
Spice Girls

Things that make us flaccid:

Nu Metal Cryptopsy
Wigger-core of any kind
Douche-rock not from the 80's
Too much whiskey and blow

E-mail: muffcity123@gmail.com

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