Doomkid said

Rhinoplasty, someone beat you to it:

A Black Travesty - 0%
Written by spacecorpse1 on February 19th, 2009

This release is a complete disgrace and I move for the deletion of this album from this database. This album is not only not metal, but it's mocking tone of anything even remotely to do with metal is so profoundly disturbing that it's a true low point in the archives of all heavy metal.

Let's start with the guitar work on this album. Oh wait a minute that's right, it doesn't contain any what was I thinking? I am actually of the opinion that in order for a cd release to be called metal in any shape or form it must have some form of guitar work on it. Not here folks nope, not even a bass guitar is heard, just drums and keys. Yes folks you heard that right, absolutely no guitars to be found anywhere on this release. The music actually sounds like some symphonic tangerine dream worship, and there's nothing metal about Tangerine Dream is there?

Making matters even worse is the astounding presence of the most annoying vocalist ever recorded. This person's vocals are so out of touch with any of the rest of the music that it's just insulting to the listener. Basically if you took a 5 years old child and made them really upset to the point of them throwing a temper tantrum and had them yell a hissy fit into a microphone without even attempting to keep time with the music, you would come close to imitating the extreme lack of professionalism of the vocals offered here.

As this is a metal site that is supposed to contain only reviews of metal albums I don't feel I need to even critique this piece of audial rubbish any further as it is simply not a metal album in any way shape or form. How this band got accepted into metal archives I haven't a clue, but when I caught wind of it I felt it was my duty as a fan of music, to shout caveat emptor, let the buyer beware. This is not, I repeat not a metal release;don't support this.