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:	post by MarkFuckingRichards at 2009-01-14 23:36:50

AAAAAAND anotha Juan:

"Gynaecomastic Rage"

He’s angry, irate and really fucking pissed
Because his tits protrude further than his dick.
He’s all man except for the funbags on his chest,
100% certified Grade-A man-breasts.
Every day is a struggle with such a physical oddity,
Even though every night is a little bit more interesting.
He’s explored and experienced more than the average man,
But regardless of the “perks” he is sick of his “man-mory” glands.

Surgeons toil into the depths of night
Trying to remove his “flesh headlights.”
No more will they weigh him down,
No more will girls be jealous now.

Weeks passed, months gone, and something was amiss…
Back in full force were the tits
He paid so much to dismiss.

No rationale, no logic or reason, just adrenaline and “testostrogen”
Accompanied by violent thoughts led him on a rampage.
He killed everyone he could amidst hot flashes
Fully consumed by gynaecomastic rage.
He settled down eventually to bake and crochet.
He’s an excellent housekeeper these days,
He watches Martha Stewart now for a better cause
Since he’s gone through “manopause.”

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