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:	post by ouchdrummer at 2008-12-04 10:33:09

xmikex- that fat guy sounds hilarious.

I have a coworker that didn't have a star wars themed wedding, but they did have the JOP mention "The force" and "Jedi" and "padawan" and "harry potter" and "some other stupid fucking harry potter stuff" in their ceremony. I LOVE star wars, so i loved that, but harry potter ruined it. They played "the imperial march" during the garder toss, they had a jedi figurine, and a Leia Organa figure on the cake. It was awesome............... the only sad part was he was marrying my sister. true story.

I have a scientologist in my work. He is the shadiest, craziest, little cult member i have ever met. He will ask people if they can use their laptops to do work, then search on them for all pic and video files, then foward any offensive ones to the regional manager. He was at a bar, and went right up to one of my clients that happened to be drinking their (the beantown pub) and started drinkin with him. (They only knew each other because he dropped off one of my projects to him for me.) Keep in mind this "client" is an Attorney/Partner in one of Bostons top ten firms. He started telling him he should convert to the "true way". He also tried to kiss a girl that was brought their BY my client.... i should tell you that this scientologist also has a condition called Aspergers, which is a little like a very mild form of autism. He doesn't really get social signals, and doesn't understand emotion. So, my clients buddy punches him in the face. He comes back to the office and calls me, my partner, my boss, and the regional manager...... to complain about my client. I bet you can all guess where that went.

I had a "ya dude" coworker from Jersey. He was driving to CT to drop off a rush job to a law firm, and was speeding because my boss told him too. got pulled over, told the cop he was speeding because his boss told him too, and the cop said that "your work can pay for the ticket too" and he came into work expecting IKON to pay for the ticket, and the raise in his insurance....hilarity ensued.

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