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: post by MarkFuckingRichards at 2008-08-28 04:25:22

Artwork by Mark Richards Illustration: http://www.myspace.com/markrichardsillustration

After 6 months of holding our load, we are finally ready to inseminate your moist ear canals with a piping hot dose of slam-juice. Various studio visits, financial setbacks and all sorts of other unfun shit have held us back for long enough!

Featured on the Composted MySpace page (http://www.myspace.com/compostedmetal ) you will find 3 newly recorded tracks: Phallus Palace, Ovaries Over Easy & the hit children's song Doggie Dos & Doggie Don'ts, all from our upcoming debut release, "Sexual Transmission: Simplex Slam!"

Track listing for "ST:SS" is as follows:

1. Phallus Palace
2. Doggie Dos & Doggie Don'ts
3. From Cumrags To Riches
4. High On Krylon
5. Ovaries Over Easy

The release has been produced by none other than the band's very own Black-ness Monster (http://www.myspace.com/blendermethod ). The Monster also recorded all guitars and bass, touched up existing drum and vocal tracks, and mixed this gem. He was given lemons to work with at first, but he turned them into a large jug of slamonade.

P.S. Keep in mind that MySpace rapes music, so to get the full experience, order a CD!

"ST:SS" will be available shortly at shows and online in the coming weeks. Also coming soon are High On Krylon t-shirts, brand new stickers, pins & all sorts of fun household goodies! Check us out on the following shows, buy our merch and tell all your friends...or we may come to your house to dress your pets in embarrassing clothing.

SLAMMA.
LAMMA.
DING.
DONG.







http://www.myspace.com/compostedmetal
http://www.myspace.com/blendermethod
http://www.myspace.com/markrichardsillustration
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